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Suddenly, Gandalf fell to the ground, gasping.
"BAAGHAFTAR." He snarled in pain.
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"What is a stroke?" Gimli asked, "A stroke of an invisible axe? It must be Sauron!"
"No," The boy's dad said, "In this world old people get something called a stroke." He looked at Gandalf, "And no one lives something thousand years."
"I will gather herbs." Legolas ran outside and looked around for any medic herbs.
"Quickly! Call 911!" The boy said.
"NINE ONE ONE!" Gimli called at the top of his lungs.
"Son, I think it is best if YOU got the phone." His dad said.
"Alright dad." The boy reached for a weird thingy with buttons and randomly started pressing buttons.
"How will that help?!?" Gimli roared.
"Come on old friend." Aragorn knelt down.
"Fly you fools." Gandalf said, then he passed out.
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Once Gandalf was brought to the hospital, Gimli, Legolas, and Aragorn tried to get into the hospital. But a halfwit Police officer would not let them in, "No deadly weapons are aloud in the hospital!"
"Listen mate," Gimli threatened, "If yo don't let my axe in you'll feel her blade!"
"No weapons." The officer repeated.
"Gimli," Aragorn warned, "Just give him your axe." Aragorn and Legolas had both given their weapons to the officer.
"If YOU say so..." Gimli continued, "But not for this nitwit swine!"
The police officer sighed and left. He then called over his shoulder, "I like your costumes."
"Costumes?" Gimli huffed, "What costumes?"
"I think he means your unrealistic beard." Legolas smiled.
"Arrogant elf! This beard came from my mother!"
"Your mother has a beard?" Aragorn asked.
"Never mind." Gimli walked away.
"Umm, Gimli," Aragorn called, "Gandalf's room is this way."
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A doctor met the three outside Gandalf's room, "I'm sorry, but I believe he won't make it."
"NOO!" Gimli pushed the doctor out of the way, opened the door, and jumped on Gandalf.
"HOO!" Gandalf seemed to have revived after the fat hit the spot where his heart was, not even an AKG could have revived him.
"Gandalf!" Gimli hugged him.
"Well, you certainty haven't been cutting off on the beef." Gandalf coughed.
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Once they got back to The boy's house, they realized that the boy was watching Lord of the Rings. The movie sucked them into Middle Earth again.
They then found themselves surrounded by orcs again.
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The End.559Please respect copyright.PENANAIU6bJp4Hus