脧神回港後,先放下子悠兩母女回劏房,急不及待回到辦公室。肥牛就像看見甘道夫騎著白馬歸來的樣子,情不自禁地叫了句哈利路也。黑仔似乎也安頓好外家的麻煩事,精神比幾天前好多了。明天是Debra 的婚禮,他們要今天準備好一切,好叫肥牛打一場勝仗!474Please respect copyright.PENANAiIFhWHXgbH
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「肥牛,禮物準備好了嗎?」脧神問。474Please respect copyright.PENANA9BqInvxidA
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肥牛打開夾萬,裡面有十數個天鵝絨周大福小首飾盒。他隨意打開一盒,裡面是一隻閃閃生輝的鑽石介指。474Please respect copyright.PENANAwW75NERWmL
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「剛好一卡、D色、IF無雜質,」肥牛介紹道,「真正鑽石的話,巿價超過十萬元;這是最高仿製技術的人造鑽石,連GIA的專家都需要實驗室的特別儀器,才可以檢驗得出真偽。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAPU9w2x0k1Y
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「拿去周大福鑲嵌時,如果師父沒說甚麼,就證明這人造石質素騙得過老行尊,」脧神拿著介指,左看右看,望不出半點瑕疵。474Please respect copyright.PENANATl9qXrQjIP
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黑仔好奇的問,「為甚要用周大福的真金介指?反正介指是假貨嘛。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAX6wZGtll7p
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「虛則實之、實則虛之。因為介指幾年後可能要改大改小,也有可能要拋光翻新,用有名氣的珠寶店會方便些。反正黃金成本和鑽石相比,相差大遠了。」脧神放下介指,「那證書怎麼樣?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAes1KPe1x7O
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「這是樣版,」黑仔拿出一小張證書,「假冒證書不難,我用部好一點的打印機印製了一大疊。多得肥牛攻破了GIA的內聯網,強制加入了這疊證書的資料。你現在上網,隨時可以翻查到這十幾粒鑽石的出世紙!」474Please respect copyright.PENANASPPA884jdU
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「哈哈,看女人錢多易賺。數千塊的介指、千多元的人造石,只要再加一張偽造的證書,現在就價值十多萬。真是蔗渣的價錢,煮出燒鵝的味道!」脧神笑道,「肥牛,這仿鑽石在那兒訂的?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAWlatN0sya0
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肥牛洋洋很意地說,「淘寶。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAPXkdUgGMlG
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這時候門鐘嚮起,姥姥和小白進來,一個肥胖男人捧著一大個紙箱緊隨而至。474Please respect copyright.PENANAH2R3Vh8Ic7
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黑仔望著紙箱,嗅到一點可疑的氣味,「姥姥這盒是...?」474Please respect copyright.PENANASlpYZo39CJ
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「五爪金龍!」脧神笑咪咪地代姥姥答,「是我托她們運過來的。香港很不好找,我也不得不佩服姥姥妳的人脈!」474Please respect copyright.PENANAn85uQYFqYu
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姥姥挺起四十吋胸膛,不客氣的自誇了幾句。朘神吩咐大家到會議室坐下。474Please respect copyright.PENANAueroQ41ZBD
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「各位,報復行動正式開始。不成功、便成仁!」脧神一本正經地說,「一個多月之前,我被王百萬的替身啟發,想到了一招聲東擊西、偷天換日。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAMxTSPmHqG0
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「黑仔,我要所有新娘房內的前期預備工作,今晚內完成;小白,麻煩妳整理一下妳跟肥牛在日本拍的照片,以妳女性的角度出發,上載些最幸福的相片,今晚十時前放上Facebook!」474Please respect copyright.PENANAwaozrPdLdX
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脧神望向剛才拿著紙箱來的男人。他長得沒肥牛胖,皮膚比較黑,梳著陸軍裝頭型,不過五官跟肥牛像倒模一樣!474Please respect copyright.PENANADvbP9TAVau
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姥姥介紹道,「這位是湖南來的臨時演員。他第一次當替身,不過以他演技應該沒問題。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAO4N7XNlyDQ
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「你好,明天我要你當我同事肥牛的替身。放心,你不需要講半句話,不過你今晚要學會一首歌,還有教正版肥牛,操練好幾句普通話,」脧神用國語跟替身演員解說,「你今晚之內要儘量模仿肥牛的小動作和走路姿勢。姥姥,化妝工作就交給妳,我要他變成第二個肥牛!」474Please respect copyright.PENANAAxK4lCZwfc
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脧神拖一張椅子到肥牛座位前,跟他四目交投,「肥牛,明天你是主角。我要你拿出一個男人應有的尊嚴,做你應該做、又未有機會做的事。」474Please respect copyright.PENANA6rRNPuyEsO
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「嗯...」肥牛支吾以對,很不習慣成為眾人焦點。474Please respect copyright.PENANAuVliH9TAnY
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「我們的計劃很簡單,你只須表現出你最英偉的一面。我要Debra後悔、迷惑和感動!」脧神按住肥牛兩邊膊頭,「好兄弟,能做的我們都做了,明天大幹一場吧!」474Please respect copyright.PENANAp8KNm24OtT
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第二天,正午。474Please respect copyright.PENANAAQmzkg645k
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露天的雞尾酒會賓客魚貫進場,一對新人在台前跟親友拍照。今天天氣很好,這酒店平台可以眺望維港兩岸景色,氣派得很。474Please respect copyright.PENANAe7emEpKmEO
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新娘子Debra穿起一套湖水藍晚禮服,樣子似乎沒預期般開心。新郞不斷跟來賓寒暄,放眼望過去,在場大部份客人均是國內人。474Please respect copyright.PENANAVxkz1HE4CH
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肥牛一改平日劇毒造型,今天穿起一套企領直紋淺色T恤,外面是一套暗花條子黑色西裝褸,頭髮恤得企企理理,皮鞋也光可鑑人。人靠衣裝,肥牛一身裝扮,出席米蘭時裝展也不會失禮。474Please respect copyright.PENANAqjU5oxShOq
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脧神透過微型對講機,聲音傳到肥牛耳中,「記住,瘦田無人耕、耕開有人爭,第正步就是要將肥牛變成肥田!」474Please respect copyright.PENANAl2iX08zzp8
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脧神站在遠處,輕聲吩咐,「進入Debra視線範圍,不要急著衝過去。要記住,第一個目標是製造『一點點不同』,即是湘北對山王的櫻木拆你屋。」474Please respect copyright.PENANA487uXxWoi7
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肥牛拖著小白的手,走到台前,排隊等候拍照。他早就察覺到Debra望見他,但他遵循脧神叮囑,千萬不可以露出半個可憐樣。攝影師示意二人上台,肥牛拋出一個罕有大方自信的微笑,走到台上。474Please respect copyright.PENANAw8HOOY9DZn
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「多謝你們賞面光臨,我還怕你未必會過來,」Debra笑得可沒肥牛自然,「這是我老公,周總。」474Please respect copyright.PENANA9LMPhzWuq1
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肥牛沒理會Debra,跟周總自顧自握手,奇蹟地以流利普通話跟周總道賀,「周總您好,恭喜恭喜。祝你們倆永結同心、百子千孫!」474Please respect copyright.PENANAuI8fzGmfEi
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周總想不知道肥牛來歷,客套回話;Debra 卻呆得張開口,一時來不及反應。在Debra印象中,肥牛國語跟撚呔撚一樣爛。仕別三日、刮目相看,肥牛外表內涵,一拼脫胎換骨!474Please respect copyright.PENANAa0MG2N9Mxk
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「恭喜妳,Debra,」小白伸出手,恭喜Debra,「我叫小白,是肥牛女朋友。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAMn4XwX7dkT
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「我知道,我昨晚在Facebook看見妳們東京旅行拍的照片,」Debra皮笑肉不笑的說。474Please respect copyright.PENANAUkXceywnkB
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脧神又透過耳機吩咐,「見好就收了,是時候徹退。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAcMEmXPS8ZV
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「Debra,妳今天很美,」肥牛定睛望著Debra幾秒,小白抱著自己手臂,「不阻你們了,有機會再談。」474Please respect copyright.PENANATXA45T3oIc
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肥牛沒等Debra回話,跟小白並肩離去。二人越過台前人群,肥牛饒有意味地回望一對新人,他看到Debra望著自己的眼神,跟當日反目離去時那雙白鴿眼,有天淵之別。474Please respect copyright.PENANAx5KnFPaadP
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小白晚宴前就離開了,肥牛一個人坐下,被編到跟攝影師化妝師等閒雜人等一枱,整晚都沒半個人敢過來搭訕。一來他以前和Debra沒幾個共同朋友;二來認識肥牛的人,都識趣不會走過來,免得尷尬。474Please respect copyright.PENANAHGmHcdMDB3
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好不容易捱到九點鐘,司儀出來主持大局。一對新人由大門口進場,肥牛一直盯住Debra,他看見新娘子心不在焉,好像間中就會偷瞄過來。474Please respect copyright.PENANANaZoUzGdtB
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司儀一把油腔滑調地說,「一對新人祝酒完之後,不如各位親友細心觀看他們兩個的成長片段。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAgMZR7Xfzoh
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大廳內的燈火漸滅,肥牛仍然死盯住Debra,目光沒離開過一秒。Debra覺得渾身不自在,望著肥牛拿著一大杯白蘭地,大口大口的喝。474Please respect copyright.PENANAyV5WglAU40
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成長片段的音樂前奏響起,Debra總覺得怪怪的。她看著畫面,心知不妙:這不是原本的成長片段,這給人掉包了!474Please respect copyright.PENANADD1rRF4mf5
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她身旁的周總倒沒甚麼反應,男人就是對這些事遲鈍半拍。畫面放映著周總的孩童照片,除了Debra,沒人發覺這跟製作公司所造的有點出入...474Please respect copyright.PENANAxbL69Wrtel
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音樂跳進副歌,投影機播放著Debra的生活照。無論是她的獨照還是合照,前後左右總隱約見到肥牛的影子。在場的賓客仍然沒有人發現問題,因為肥牛在相片構圖中,太不起眼,眾人都以為這只是Debra的普通生活照...474Please respect copyright.PENANARjQf0cvBnQ
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只有Debra心裡有數,這並不是普通照片:這些是二人之前同居時,放在客廳和睡床枱頭相架裡的合照。肥牛被趕走那天,將這些照片統統拿走,Debra萬料不到會在今晚再看到這些相。474Please respect copyright.PENANAq8SFVbd06R
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Debra 偷看肥牛一眼,他仍然呆呆的望著自己。一雙眼睛漸漸通紅,似是懷念昨日情誼,忍不住流下男兒淚。474Please respect copyright.PENANAiWdYWI4Qao
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大廳燈光再次亮起,司儀將咪高峯交給新郞周總,他拿出一張A4大的貓紙,以三中全會的抑揚頓挫京腔,一字一句地諗出早預備好的愛的誓言。輕柔的純音樂響起,就像音樂盒那種清脆的調子,襯托著新郞的講話,在場眾人都拼息靜氣地假裝在聽。474Please respect copyright.PENANATBRVigkHRi
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Debra 又忍不住再次偷看肥牛:他雙眼仍然通紅,口中念念有詞,似是在說些甚麼... Debra 忽然開竅,她認出了背景音樂,這是陳奕迅的《阿牛》!474Please respect copyright.PENANA6u6vGs5QTZ
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「不能回頭474Please respect copyright.PENANAdyOLQj0aUN
多年前 早明言不能回頭474Please respect copyright.PENANAKaWZ8jVvxf
可幸在 是我這一頭蠻牛474Please respect copyright.PENANANmoVmFphCT
幾年來無法侍候 才和我分手...」474Please respect copyright.PENANAAFSP7y0qb7
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這是肥牛搞的鬼,他正在唱這首歌給我!474Please respect copyright.PENANAdpIFewJFgM
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「成婚之前一刻才講到474Please respect copyright.PENANAMwLOw8FAaJ
難得你來通報才知道474Please respect copyright.PENANArM4JpokHCU
往日共你追憶永遠是好474Please respect copyright.PENANABLVWhEX6mp
怎能預計似這般難共你同揩共老...」474Please respect copyright.PENANAIprVO6m2a4
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Debra 鼻子一酸,強忍著住淚水,偷偷的跟住音樂在哼。474Please respect copyright.PENANAFZ7HnfjYvA
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「不甘心 尤其這新婚 就像玩犧牲474Please respect copyright.PENANA8jCH4MwmtG
想過搶新娘 我差點講真...」474Please respect copyright.PENANA7MJcmGyhHn
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肥牛再喝一杯,仍然盯著新娘在苦笑。474Please respect copyright.PENANAecLmigXp3X
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「自小想拿到的全得到474Please respect copyright.PENANAXvkvFeIN8d
如今我求不到才知道474Please respect copyright.PENANAYNSVUsG578
我命運裡雖則當你是寶474Please respect copyright.PENANAfso3Nzo2zj
天涯上有更多的好情人仍然未抱...」474Please respect copyright.PENANAI5d2PgigXU
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周總摺好貓紙,宣讀完畢,在場嘉賓拍手致賀。Debra終於按不住,淚水失控地流。人始終是感情動物,只差一點,她就會跟台下這個痴情男人,白頭共老。是自己不忠在先,辜負了這個終於出人頭地的傻佬。474Please respect copyright.PENANAtmJytIcoBb
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「一頭蠻牛 474Please respect copyright.PENANAfAShh7jJil
闖情場竟成為一頭蠻牛474Please respect copyright.PENANApMj180KTyk
慘淡在是我知不能回頭474Please respect copyright.PENANA6cMGler4qF
欺騙我難約定未來回頭474Please respect copyright.PENANA7KpPI7L9dm
我是牛 我是牛...」474Please respect copyright.PENANAsoMLlWNSn2
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一對新人坐回主家席,Debra心情久未平伏,新郞也沒空好言安慰,不斷有人走過來,輪著敬酒。474Please respect copyright.PENANADfY3Tcy98C
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「失陪一陣,我先去補補妝,是時候換第二件晚裝。」Debra跟周總交待好,跟伴娘走進去新娘房。474Please respect copyright.PENANAw5Mp0X5Rrv
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其中一張枱的侍應放下乳豬,偷偷跑到一旁,按住耳邊的對講機通話,「雞乸正要回來雞棚,旁邊有隻雞仔;肥牛別緊張,脧神準備掃走雞仔!」474Please respect copyright.PENANARIBaJNGgyV
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這是僑裝成侍應的黑仔!474Please respect copyright.PENANAkI5TLHNLah
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Debra走進新娘房,裡面一百呎見方,一張長長的梳妝枱,旁邊有個上了鎖的巨大雜物櫃,四周堆滿新娘的晩裝和禮物,一片混亂。474Please respect copyright.PENANAZxw2jDAG7M
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「我想一個人靜一下,我自己補妝就可以了,」Debra不想跟伴娘解釋,她要冷靜一下。474Please respect copyright.PENANANODLBQ4X0i
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「好吧,待會兒妳換晚裝時叫我,我就在新娘房外邊。」伴娘識趣的說。474Please respect copyright.PENANAbNxkYwfbPh
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「脧神不用走入雞棚,雞仔自己走出來了;」黑仔看見伴娘出來,立刻通報。他下意識地望著席間吃著乳豬的肥牛,「肥牛,輪到你了!」474Please respect copyright.PENANAOhAYQxbB1K
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Debra鎖好門,把臉孔貼近鏡子,正要擦乾眼邊的淚印。剛才自己失態,令眼妝退了大半,就好像瘋婦一般。他專心望著鏡內的自己,驟然發現,肥牛就像歌聲魅影般,站在自己身後。474Please respect copyright.PENANAISq36YP5Hh
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Debra嚇了一跳,「你怎麼進來的!?大門都沒開過。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAUBEF9eduMf
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「Debra...」肥牛情深的望住對方,慢慢走近,「妳穿起婚紗好漂亮。」474Please respect copyright.PENANA3jvAvzmSBR
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「你幹嗎走進來?你不怕嗎?我老公在外面,」Debra心情再一次緊張起來。474Please respect copyright.PENANAkLgrTLwAU2
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「他在外面喝得醉昏昏,敬酒列隊排到出廳外,他才不會有空理會妳。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAknf6brvRnh
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Debra垂下臉,望著自己一對高跟鞋,「你還找我幹甚麼...」474Please respect copyright.PENANA2fXznCGPY2
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肥牛將手探進衣袋,拿出了一盒首飾盒,「這是我欠妳的。幾個月前我們談結婚,我沒出息,連一隻像樣的求婚介子都沒法送給妳...現在雖然妳已經穿起第二顆婚介,我都希望妳收下這個,當作是一個紀念吧。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAdbHdoVxmCW
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肥牛打開天鵝絨小盒,裡面的鑽石閃閃發光,Debra沒料道肥牛出手這麼闊綽,「剛好一卡、D色、IF無雜質。希望妳不嫌棄。」474Please respect copyright.PENANA50UuZi7Hgf
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「對不起...」Debra像山洪缺堤,又再次哭成淚人,「對不起...」474Please respect copyright.PENANAa7EmRrOgk3
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「別說對不起,我們只是有緣、無份。」肥牛強裝鎮定,拿出紙巾,輕拭Debra的淚水,「我沒這麼好命,可以照顧妳一輩子;就算當不成妳一世的老公,十分鐘也好,在這小天地裡,只有我是妳的男人...」474Please respect copyright.PENANA1zD62eGr9W
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肥牛的手留在Debra面頰,伸進頸邊,趁Debra還是茫茫然之際,吻了下去。474Please respect copyright.PENANAA0x9IQbCYE
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肥牛抱住還在哭哭啼啼的新娘子,解開她婚紗背後的拉鍊,Debra沒反抗,只是呆呆的望住肥牛。肥牛看到Debra珠胎暗結的小腹,啥也不想,將這幾個月的悶氣一併洩出來、百倍奉還!474Please respect copyright.PENANAd3JUhuf9HB
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肥牛穿回衣服,看著Debra騷軟的躺在梳妝枱前,頭也不回的離去。伴娘在門外,原來忙著跟脧神搭訕,沒留意新娘房內竟然有個男人走出來。474Please respect copyright.PENANAoWXzdt1DPk
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「各單位注意,分批伺機徹退,」黑仔一邊對著對講機通話,一邊偷吃著百花釀蟹鉗,「肥牛脧神走後門,一小時後在酒吧見;肥牛替身先生,不要顧著吃,五分鐘後要大無私樣的從大門口離去。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAyz0eB9d0iO
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脧神三人,一個多小時候陸續到酒吧集合。肥牛一臉風騷,豪氣地灌下一整杯Hoegaarden ;黑仔還未脫下侍應生的制服,樣子滿心歡喜。今晚行動,堪稱完美無瑕。474Please respect copyright.PENANAqPVbXqH0MT
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「你們先等一下,」黑仔看一看錶,「酒席差不多完了,我是時候回新娘房消滅證據。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAptnsPZW57w
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「甚麼證據?」474Please respect copyright.PENANA3fNta9GCTh
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脧神肝笑一下,說道,「黑仔前兩晚已經在酒店當炒散,預先在新娘房安裝好全天候偷拍裝置。記錄下你剛才的英姿,你可以拿回去,每日像亞視般無限重播。」474Please respect copyright.PENANANPtJbh8RzF
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肥牛淫笑幾聲,鯨吞一件大號漢堡包。朘神問道,「你不是喝了幾碗五爪金龍湯嗎?這麼快又肚子餓?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAVYaSt1qzDS
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「我整晚躲在新娘房雜物櫃,沒吃過半粒米下肚。加上剛才劇烈運動過嘛,現在肚皮空蕩蕩,」肥牛打個飽嗝,「不過姥姥那盅壯陽補湯,真是了不起!我現在再戰三百會合也可以。」474Please respect copyright.PENANApwuDtujBCK
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脧神心裡盤算,叫姥姥幫自己再煎一鍋,看看會不會比小悅的衫褲更見成效。這時黑仔剛好的回來,一邊捧住個紙袋,另一邊手中拿著一盒避孕套。474Please respect copyright.PENANAErO2DQuU7e
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「肥牛,你沒上Debra嗎?怎麼這盒避孕套還未開封?」黑仔望著肥牛,關心的問。474Please respect copyright.PENANADppHlLeHrw
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肥牛捧住個大肚腩,咀角含春,跟脧神對望,又望望黑仔。三人心領神會,舉杯過頭,一飲而盡!