翌晨，八點十二分。重慶大廈。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRhp9q1j5L
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脧神床頭的電話嚮起，他睡眼惺忪的接聽黑仔來電。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Nr0grZIHF
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「喂脧神，早晨，」電話傳來黑仔緊張的聲音，「起床了沒有？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOf5tkLrx8
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「三秒前給吵醒了，」脧神伸一伸懶腰，「如果你想多謝我昨晚替你解圍，免了。一世人兩兄弟，別婆婆媽媽。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuG6pEOWPk
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「我不是說這個。你先前託我去找你出事那架車，舊伙記已經幫我找到了，」黑仔說，「給你猜中，部車給人下了手腳！」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0IYr6iNbz
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「甚麼！？」脧神一下子醒了過來。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnMfJCPxi5
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「對，伙記追查到一間專門非法改裝汽車的維修公司。那邊的修車師父說，有個女人要求換走氣墊，和指定改裝成一種很易老化的剎車碟。腳踏起初不會有問題，但多剎幾次車便快速磨蝕，忽然間會完全失靈。」黑仔緊張的說，「這個女的，分明想要了你的命。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioYZKQ9uw4
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脧神在上格床坐好，思緒千絲萬縷。可以無聲無色駕走他的車加工，關係一定非比尋常。不是家人，就是他的女人。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1PXzqvdEZ
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「查得到那女人身份嗎？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLiKpCa0kW
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「不可能，」黑仔答道，「幹得非法改車，都不會過問客人是誰。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdUT5q3mNI
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「嗯...謝謝你。下午你有空嗎？我會過肥牛家幫手搬東西，到時再說。」脧神問。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtolFrHodiU
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「沒問題，我先向私家偵探社新老闆報到，午飯後過來。」黑仔遲延了一回，「呃，好奇一問，昨晚那班兇神惡剎的大漢是甚麼人？你怎麼找來的？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomO7BVHVfi
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「那幾位南亞大叔是劏房的宿友，我跟他們說我初來報到，好應該孝敬他們一餐，當作見面禮。」脧神懶洋洋的說，「唯一條件，是如果我一吹口哨，他們便要站起身...」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPgBxDLMdU
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脧神收好電話，翻個身子回到被窩...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo55nFj4DBi
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鈴~~~~~~~483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6DgIETMN4
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「喂脧神，早晨，」電話這次傳來肥牛緊張的聲音，「起床了沒有？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvUtRHdpqT
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96OSlLExjp
「五分鐘前給吵醒了，」脧神再伸一伸懶腰，「幹嗎這麼早找我？不是說好一點才過來嗎？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydL2DWbh26
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「我不是說這個。你電話給裝上那顆軍用GPS，我已經聯絡到賣家。」肥牛說，「給你猜中，是個女人訂購的！」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6IBgWOfEx
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「查得到那女人身份嗎？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VgRn6VnQV
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「不可能，」肥牛答道，「幹得黑巿軍用設備，都不會過問客人是誰。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1jNMZBmYa
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「嗯，那待會執房時間再說。黑仔都會過來幫手。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmv2RrMP7aQ
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脧神收好電話，翻個身子回到被窩...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hBKfGr5YF
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鈴~~~~~~~483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6XuMfaafh
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「喂脧神，早晨，」電話傳來韓妹緊張的聲音，「起床了沒有？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPevcfTOBJ
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「十分鐘前給吵醒了，」脧神又再伸一伸懶腰，「幹嗎又這麼早找我？不是說好明晚才接妳放工嗎？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzFok9h7BT
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「我不是說這個。執房的嬸嬸說，她昨天又見到那個偷看你的女人，」韓妹說，「她想找你聯絡電話，不過嬸嬸都不知道，之後她就走了。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBC3yVsswa
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「知道女人身份嗎？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUDYdEtyo6
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「怎會知道，」韓妹說，「不過她留下了電話號碼給你，號碼是6000-xxxx。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqPgHDsjxX
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「噢！終於有點好消息，我太愛妳了！」脧神高呼，他身世之迷終於有點眉目。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67Fc3QmLFX
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「那裡...嗯...謝謝...」韓妹暗自興幸，脧神這刻不是站在面前。那她就不用尷尷尬尬，怕被看到自己雙頰忽爾通紅。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuCnBDubPZ
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下午，肥牛家。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8N9gkpAFMe
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脧神到步以後，完全沒有幫忙過收拾東西，只是來回踱步、不斷重撥神秘女人的電話。可是電話一直沒接通，脧神開始懷疑這是不是個正確號碼。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8pacEADyi
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「肥牛、黑仔，可以找到這個電話是誰的嗎？」脧神問。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2ieJjUsRZ
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgyqISAZ2V
「沒可能。」二人異口同聲地答。肥牛補充說，「這些電話咭鴨寮街一百塊十幾張，怎會追尋得到來源。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbuh1UErik
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脧神無視在忙的二人，望著窗外的天空，自言自語在重組案情。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5kmnKdUfD
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「失憶前，我有個親密的女人，動用到偷聽器監視我行踪；又恨不得殺死我，偷偷改動我的車、好叫我發生意外；就算我大難不死，仍在我昏迷期間隔天上來，等候機會...」脧神把玩手中的電話，「但是竟然夠膽留下聯絡電話，真叫我想不通。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mWVCau3kM
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「她是想叫你自投羅網吧，」黑仔放好最後十幾本小說，開始封箱，「因為你搬走了、又辭掉了工作、又轉了電話，想找你殺掉也難。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMuCXJvzS3
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「那她又為甚麼，現在又關掉電話呢？」脧神百思不得其解。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNnFOwMXaS
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「脧神兄，連你都想不透，我想我兩個凡夫俗子，是一輩子也解不開這個迷的。」肥牛喘著氣道，「麻煩你行行好，可否坐遠一點，你阻著我們搬家。我要在四點前、Debra產檢回來之前離開。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPRKdyyeHA
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脧神沒好氣的卷起衣袖幫忙，發覺差?多所有東西早就包好。屬於肥牛的家當，原來就只有四五個小小的紙皮箱。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdimgI6Hagk
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「就這些嗎？」脧神說，「那不用叫搬運吧，落樓下找架的士就綽綽有餘。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnYiVUDRTx
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肥牛拿著Debra 房中那排「合照」相架，遲遲不肯放下。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiv4jva2WU
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「如果你還是不捨得，就帶走它們吧。」黑仔望著肥牛，貼心的說，「早點看厭了，才會你早點丟掉它。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmes410SAKm
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肥牛一臉唏噓，從相架拿走裡面的相片，放到背包之中。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1C1KSvryf
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「你知道嗎，我一點也沒怪那個奸夫周總，」肥牛揹起背包，打開大門，「他只是做了一樣我花了兩年都做不到的事。有些人就是這麼好命，贏在起跑線上。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQL04HLtEe
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脧神拍一拍肥牛肩膀，和黑仔推著手推車，先去等升降機。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbLSUApceo
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肥牛拿出鎖匙，上面還繫著一個海洋公園鎖匙扣，裡面是肥牛和Debra 的第一張合照。那天是他們拍拖第一天，開懷地笑得眯起了眼睛。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡol09Q8cop9
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肥牛將鎖匙留在飯桌面，啪的一聲關上了大門。他知道在兩個好兄弟面前，不可以再哭。但那份不甘心的鬱氣，就像頭惡魔，不斷慫恿他去幹些一直沒膽做的事。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFY40unNEXo
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「脧神、黑仔，今晚我?想一個人對著我老媽子。可以帶我上東莞嗎？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyne3S461CY
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一步出東莞火車站，的士司機們看到三個男人一塊兒出來，二話不說便道，「老闆，去那兒？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKczJYjeqp
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「麻煩你帶我們去最新最好的場，」脧神道，普通話純正得像本地人。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybzs9hesUp
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「那就去公主酒店囉，」 司機笑淫淫說。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP996lvLgsy
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車子十分鐘就到達，他們被安排到一間細小的房間。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgBJ0Zk6LP
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肥牛神經亏亏的左望右望，不過一路上都沒說過甚麼話。黑仔比肥牛更神經質，每隔兩三分鐘就看一看電話，深怕P女會打電話給他。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtElnGkWBo
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「我還是先打給P女說肥牛失戀，騙她今晚在肥牛家過夜，明朝一早才回去。」黑仔說。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRrcmmVkG3
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「你那樣說，包準你未來老婆叫你今晚就要回去。」脧神說，「兵不厭詐，實則虛之、虛則實之。你用肥牛那部手提，有個App可以扮是香港電話。再跟他說你在東涌肥牛家，陪他喝悶酒。今晚四時前『一定』會駕車回去。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TF1yhw1oy
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黑仔半信半疑，但都照著脧神指示去做，打電話給P女。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OXrGRhMLr
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「老婆，我正肥牛東涌的家，他剛剛和Debra 鬧分手，現在在跟他喝悶酒，」黑仔按著台詞照念，「我很掛著妳喔。今晚三四時，喝得差不多時候，必定第一時間駕車回來了，妳可以等我一下嗎？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0z1ZSEEUQ
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「嗯，不用急著回來，喝了酒別駕車。」P女溫柔的說，「肥牛那邊有多張床嗎？你睡醒待酒氣散了才回來吧，我明早找爸媽飲茶，我們下午才碰面，好嗎？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl91SsjRapB
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「沒問題，我晚些再打給妳。」黑仔做出昇龍拳的手勢，沒想過竟然這麼順利。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SslIoJqau
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黑仔想了一下，臉上露出疑惑的神色，望著脧神，「老兄，你對付女人真的很有一手！我們狡盡腦汁，都敵不過女人的直覺，總給她們揪住狐狸尾巴；你總是胡扯一通，就輕描淡寫的蒙混過去，神不知鬼不覺。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkc35NvoxO
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「這不是胡扯，這叫兵法、鬼佬叫做Strategy。」脧神說得有點狡詐，「只不過我是套用在女人身上。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIbJVtzqQa
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「那你可以用你的Strategy，給我一打囡囡來嗎？」肥牛說，「先旨聲明，我不夠錢，只有一千多。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvHS899iPE
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「可以。」脧神抱在胸前，拋出一臉奸樣，「如果我勝了，你們兩個幫我做一件事；我輸了，一打囡囡的錢，我出。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJw6qjebEVX
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「一言為定。」二人同聲說。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFW09TczAm
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一位卅來歲，穿著紫紅色旗袍的組長走進來，自我介紹，「三位老闆，我是Mimi，是這裡最紅的大家姐，我一組囡囡是最受歡迎的，包準老闆們挑到心頭好。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSQQwL1CFh
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「謝謝妳，」脧神開口冷漠的說，「我想見這裡最霉最少生意那組的組長。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JuBdLuzga
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「甚麼？」旗袍女人不明所以，「但我們一組的囡囡才是最好的...」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPyHQue7IM
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「我再說一次，我要見生意最差那組。」脧神重申。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0konxLMS6S
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旗袍女人唯有離開，臉上掛上無數個問號。想這是第一次有嫖客來找最不受歡迎的小姐。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xAgciHfCv
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三分鐘不到，一個穿著青蘋果綠色旗袍的大嬸走了進來。她面上的姻脂太厚、口紅太深，嘴巴長得得濶，活像一隻化了濃妝的青蛙。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ehg47MzBA
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「老闆們，歡迎光臨。我是露露。」大嬸自我介紹，身子勉力扭出一個生硬的S型。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3WsU6iDZ2
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肥牛噗一聲笑了出來，「甚麼姥姥！」青蛙大嬸的造型實在太爆笑，本來鬱鬱寡歡的肥牛都忍俊不住。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwsP8jeTZL
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青蛙姥姥拍一下手，十來個性感少女走進來，每個面上都化了姥姥同級的濃妝，脧神不禁聯想起哈佬喂扮紙紮公仔的演員。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowOXgJcQU5
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「麻煩妳，姥姥，」脧神忍住笑，板起一副撲克臉，「我想和妳兩個人談談。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvdIye9m1b
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「我？」姥姥指著自己，「我...已經二十年沒接過客了，功夫未免生疏，客倌你不介意吧？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8Li6enYv7
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這次連黑仔都忍不住，跟肥牛笑得像蝦米般卷起肚子。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zsruld2oV
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脧神左手扭了自己大腿一下，強忍著爆笑的衝動，說道，「我不是要妳服侍我，我想跟妳談生意。」脧神刻意無視背後二人的忍笑咇咇聲，「聽聞閣下一組生意不很好。如果妳肯聽我說，包準妳一星期之後妳會成為最紅的大家姐。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2zWCB62DX
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姥姥再拍一下手，示意那排紙紮公仔退出去，房內只剩下她和脧神三人。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpY0KSzOvl
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「一星期後，我大概已經被炒魷魚了，今晚連一個過夜客都未有。」姥姥拿出一包香煙，「有甚麼話快說，老娘就跟你放手一搏。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWx9SMkhY3H
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脧神倒出兩杯白蘭地，「有聽過瑞士的芝士火鍋嗎？一窩至少賣一百法郞，即是七百多人民幣。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK52rqeBUuV
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「喔，你不是叫我轉賣火鍋吧？」姥姥道。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOMTUTzEoJ
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zebjPeVS3
「不是。芝士火鍋之所以好吃，不是因為食材昂貴。相反，傳統芝士火鍋，是窮等人家的食物。」脧神繼續說。其餘三人雖然不知脧神想帶出甚麼，但都不敢分心，怕錯漏掉甚麼重要訊息，「幾百年前山區的農民，就是將倉裡每種不小心弄碎、賣不到錢的芝士碎塊，加點廉價白酒，泡些已硬掉的隔夜法包，回拼湊造成為這一道佳餚。烹調的成本，近乎零。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Pa5FrMQVQ
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「我還是不明白，」黑仔說道。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zcVZSkWGc
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「姥姥，在這間夜總會，做最好最紅的，很難；但是要做與眾不同的，很易。」脧神繼續說，「如果一個囡囡整晚食白果，妳的收入就是零；機會成本，也是零。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ252gZ8ZPcZ
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「一位囡囡如果不方便，就沒客人挑過夜。收入也是零。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbgG9wrYxJ
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysPdGSqGGU
「一間總統套房，再美再大，租不出去，收入一樣是零。對不對？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VXyyYfH5J
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2daX1srcl
肥牛插咀，「你提議姥姥，將這些沒人要的東西，煮成一鍋賣出去？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WqNityUSh
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「全對！」脧神一口喝下白蘭地，「就像日本週年大減價的福袋，將幾件機會成本是零的產品綑綁式銷售，但不可以任客人挑。出去對客人說，每晚一點以後，會推出妳姥姥特備優惠，一皇四后套餐，包總統套房，盛惠二千。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCOvoLwMOs
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「二千？」姥姥開始明白箇中玄機，「這不是比雙飛還要便宜嗎？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfc82JXPgg7
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「對啊！所以客人一定會挑妳！而妳的經濟得益，等同於每個囡囡，至少有機會坐枱，不會食白果。加上多了一倍人多飲了的酒錢和小費，收入可以很可觀。」脧神解釋，「還有，請先叫她們落妝！淡妝就可以了。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1qL30ToVk
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脧神站起身說，「我們先去吃點東西，十時正回來，妳立刻每間房跑一轉，說今晚試業，可以提早預訂。如果剛才那招湊效，十時前請預備一打囡囡，在這間房等我們，作為報答吧！」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8QbMpqhtZ
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「小二，來一客花生，兩支青島。」脧神一行人先去附近港式茶餐廳，填飽肚子。入夜之後外邊下起大雨，所以餐廳冷清得可以。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUuoWuITrH
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肥牛只有在吃的時候，才會收起苦瓜乾的表情，暫時忘卻失戀的痛苦。黑仔聽脧神提議，每隔兩小時，主動打電話給P女，防範於未然，以免她起疑。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpusnWGN2t
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肥牛的電話嚮起，牛媽媽打電話來。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmZVGhUhjV
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「阿仔，你今天不是回來睡嗎？怎麼放下幾個紙皮箱就走了？」牛媽媽嗓門很大，隔著電話三呎也聽到她的對話。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwaX8ByWTH
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肥牛答道，「今晚很忙，明天才回來，千萬別動我的電腦。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyE2OyiNB5v
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「噢，那是電腦嗎？我以為又是那些模型，它們阻著我開枱打麻雀，我放了上天台。」牛媽媽說。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLC8AEgT4N
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「不！外邊很大雨！老媽子妳快點給我拿回來！」肥牛大叫。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3o5vleSEO8
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牛媽媽沒理會肥牛，「好吧，打完這八圈給你拿回來。我也在忙，不跟你說了。噢，絕章五筒！碰！」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnT2ZkKFIC3
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電話傳來掛線的聲音，接下來牛媽媽也沒有再聽電話。哀莫大於心死，花了肥牛半年心血的OpenRoom系統，可能正被雨水浸泡著。他就像失去了靈魂的空殼，連吃飯的興趣都沒有。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeTJDdvMm2
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黑仔和脧神看見像洩氣皮球的肥牛，正想好言安慰，黑仔的電話嚮起。幸好這不是P女，而是私家偵探社新老闆。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAExvRSGj82
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「喂，黑仔。有點緊要事跟你談，」電話傳來一把中年男人磁性的聲音，語氣很凝重，「之前跟你說過那單反跟蹤，出了些亂子，給客人王老闆的太太發現了。這個女人心狠手辣，我不得不避一避風頭！」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkd3CN86Th1
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「嗄，老問，難道你意思是你要著草！？」黑仔問，手心開始冒汗，「不是吧，我們偵探社今天才第一天開業！」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡME90jnFktb
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「我也沒辦法，我已經離開香港，這一兩年恐怕不會回來的了。」黑仔老闆說，「連累到你，真對不起。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEVJQmMXZg
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64bufCZY4i
電話傳來掛線的響聲。黑仔還未搞清楚狀況，但理智告訴他：他失業了！483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7EQeYSD2G
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飯桌上二人頹然而坐，就像有舊烏雲蓋著這幾個人。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSwD9boHbb
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這次輪到脧神的電話忽然響起，是韓妹。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsF0iRwkvR
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0b6La7a2q
「喂，脧神，我發現了一些東西...」韓妹的聲音很失望，像似剛哭完不久，「我正在處理你的住院理賠資料。嗯...我收到保險公司寄過來的一份保單副本。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpDiaoyPNX
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「不是要我找醫藥費吧？我的戶口已經所餘無幾。」脧神說得坦白。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbb2D06UsdI
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「不是...你記得一個叫徐嘉琪的人嗎？」韓妹問。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQDtYCZyuf
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「沒印象。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnssFZQ6aG
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「真的嗎...在保單受益人一欄，你寫上了她的名字，」韓妹很小心的說，似在試探脧神反應，「關係是夫妻。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOhLekaslQ
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脧神一行三人，垂頭喪氣的回到公主夜總會那間房。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHKJKJlLzK
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「Wow~~~」甫打開房門，一陣一陣閃紙屑迎面灑了下來，青蛙姥姥笑得合不攏嘴，張開雙手恭迎三人歸來。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3LFpsY0Yj
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「噢歡迎三位老闆回來！」姥姥用油腔滑調的聲線夾道歡迎，「老娘我好幾年沒像今晚吐氣揚眉了！我組所有囡囡，一件不留，破了這間夜總會紀錄！這一打囡囡，我私人送你們的。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXU8Yf0Y0VN
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU958ZF9ilI
可是三人繼續沒精打彩，脧神說道，「麻煩姥姥妳先出去，我們三個想靜一下。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWABycQZaor
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KKM6EamJb
「好好好，我先幫老闆你們開幾支好酒，算到我賬內，」姥姥跑江湖幾十年，哪會不懂看人眉頭眼額。她打點兩句，識趣地離開，「幾位是我恩公，以後儘管吩咐，我做牛做馬在所不辭。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiXcmazbGh
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三個大男人坐在一塊，像對一班性感女郞不感興趣。囡囡唯有走過來倒酒，之後坐回原位。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkeO1dOZiH
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKXBiKhiZq
肥牛酒量最淺，酒過三巡，很快便語無倫次，「為甚麼！？為甚麼阿媽要離開我？給我載綠帽！為甚麼Debra 為了打麻雀，浪費了我的心血結晶！」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwhrzrfrHF
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說罷他像一架失控的飛機，一頭飄向坐在遠處、身材最好那幾個囡囡。肥牛噸位太重，一個人壓倒了三個女的，她們臉上露出差點窒息的樣子。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uMlsgfiTQ
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「唉！怎麼辦！」黑仔屈了一肚子氣，終於也爆發了，「卅幾歲人現在才來失業，還怎樣結婚！」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuOG5cfvXR
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脧神拿著一杯加冰威士忌，沒肥牛黑仔那樣醉，腦內仍在思考韓妹所說的事：他原來已經結婚，但總總跡象顯示，這個老婆都想要了他的命。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9hc1882Az
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「唉...紅顏禍水...」脧神自言自語。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePf65LXauu
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脧神拿起咪，對著跌入了女人堆當中的黑仔肥牛二人說，「還記得剛才的打賭嗎？我乾淨俐落的勝了！」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8bpcMAW0v
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二人眼神濛濛瀧瀧，坐直身子在聽，「我本來想要求你兩個，幫我手開一間顧問公司，專門幫人追女仔。我連名字都想好了，叫作『追女敢死隊』，不過...」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8ElzqFm8B
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脧神呼一口氣，露出深痛欲絕的表情，「我認為女人這種生物，不配得到幸福！連我老婆都想幹掉我，叫我失去了前途、失去了大屋、失去了記憶、還失去了作為男人最基本的東西！」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7io96fwKe
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黑仔和肥牛對望一下，似乎都不明白脧神在說甚麼東西。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeINYkj2lS
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATj6aMfxfj
黑仔灌了一口酒，站起來說，「我不是跟你一樣嗎？老兄！我給外母折磨了幾年，連新老闆都給客人的老婆迫走！人到中年才加入失業大軍，你叫我怎麼還能抬起頭，面對我未來老婆！」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RVK0VvioI
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcpQLQpxOl
「你兩個收聲！」肥牛扶著牆身，勉強站起來，「我最慘！我戴綠帽呀，是綠帽呀！！！還等我守身如玉，我的初戀情人竟然被他老闆中出，還懷了個孽種！」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCwRhkvHAd
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脧神倒出三杯紅酒，分給三人，「所以，我改變了主意！我要全世界女人，家破人亡，淪為我們男人的洩慾工具！現在我誠邀兩位，咱們幹一番大事，成立全球第一間出軌顧問公司。我們幫助弱勢男士，找回公道！找回尊嚴！」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0ePILFRmd
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說罷脧神忽然脫下褲子，光著屁股，將小脧神放入紅酒杯！他拿出一條白色餐巾，將下體印過去，留下了一條脧印！483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sLOiKqe0u
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「皇天在上，今天我脧神以老二畫押，以昭我心！」他將白餐巾傳給他們，二人照做不誤，輪流打下脧印！483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1BwsiLOKG
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「好了！這幅三脧圖從此就是我們的商標。」脧神酒醉三分醒，一股熱血湧上心頭，「從今以後，我們三條脧、一條心！」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NfE1SUvLJ
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肥牛又跑回去，抱著一件囡囡，口齒不清的說，「那我們公司叫作甚麼？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uF0skoPLB
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「光天化日、完美偷猩！我們是...」脧神高高站在茶几上，乾了手中那杯紅酒，「出軌敢死隊！」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39W125LzIf
