I have friends, many friends and sometimes, I can't tell the difference between a real one and a fake one. But still, I have friends.839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RGFkK114V
To be completely honest, friends pisses me off. No, I'm not talking about actual friends, I'm talking about the word....and maybe the tv show. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlH6qwmGYbT
But the word "friends" pisses me off SO much that I seriously despise it when someone uses that term on me. It just has so many meanings and they can either be good or bad. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdC3xYqySNV
Anyway, there are types of friends- in my opinion at least:839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3VUiDOyj3
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1- THE true friend:839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRnbOAuhEp
In this small world, there aren't a lot of people that are classified as "true" friends. In fact, this world is filled with so many fake people that you can't tell who likes you and who just... hangs out. But these people are loyal, trustworthy and encouraging. They stay with you no matter who you are, what mistakes you've done and just accept you for being you in general. Now don't get this one mixed up with the second type below, because trust me love, looks can be deceiving. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmyusTCg2B
These friends don't ditch you when they see another person, they don't talk behind your back- not even in the slightest. They defend you, even when you're wrong and if they don't agree with what you're doing, they're blunt about it- they tell you the truth no matter how harsh and cruel it is because they want what's best for you. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcaOuRHALJ
Anyway, enough of this sappy shit, on to the barbie doll.839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvVYovCsD2
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2- Barbie Dolls:839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIKqA5HICy
Now this person does not have to be a blonde haired, blue eyed human like how they are stereotyped in books, but they have the personality of a barbie, aka, plastic. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2j0s9ENbzE
Have you heard of that quote, "bitch get out of the sun, I hate the smell of plastic?" Well let me tell you, that quote is spot on for those fake people when they go out in the sun.839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrwBI2lY3d
I can't even begin to describe how many barbies I used to hang out with. I mean, I admit, I was an innocent- like really fucken innocent-girl in primary and middle school and never realized how fake they were. But thankfully I grew out of my innocent phrase-well at least a little bit-to the point I know a fake person when I see one.839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYal3I5buDz
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We all have that one friend who floats from one group to another that it's really hard to tell if they're good people or are just there for gossip. I don't really know much about the floaters because I don't know anyone like that- well I do but I don't know what to say about them. They're floaters and that's final.839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKNRG0bcFN
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4- The Quiet Friend:839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20j87UHwUQ
I'm pretty sure you've met a quiet person before- hell, you might even be one yourself (like just the quiet characteristics..that's all I'm comparing you to.)839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbl0oUmqUXk
It's said that it's always the quiet ones that know the most, that they're the ones you can go to when in need of advice, or when you want to tell a secret- because you know, they're quiet and can keep their mouths shut.839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTfgN1zAXq
Oh and don't forget the stereotype type that we observe what's going on around us. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldwWwshe3B
My God! I can do a whole different chapter rant about the stereotypes of the quiet friend...Or person. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVVPfhqVxs
Now I'm not insulting those kinds of people, because I know I'm one of them. Except for when I know you're annoyed and decide to annoying you further by becoming the chatterbox. But, beware because there are TWO types of quiet people. There are the ones above and the ones under. There's a BIG difference between the two. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZr4rESL3E
The second type of quiet people are those who don't keep secrets, aren't wise, aren't loyal and they sure as hell don't observe and know what's going around them. These are the specific types I'm talking about. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xN5L1ftqp
These type of quiet people are the bad ones. I know someone that fits in that category and they're not good people. They're the type of people who categorize you because they think they know you. They're the type who say, "yeah yeah, I'll help out" but secretly try to make things worse. You see what I'm trying to say here? 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6LSgbuHHv
They try to be like the stereotyped quiet kids but end up doing the opposite and making things worse. They try to act as if they're observing you and then go spit out a whole bunch of crap that isn't even close to who you truly are. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrOUntCf6i
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Just in general, these people are worse than the fake barbies. Just saying...839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bRU1DtVIk
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5- The Chatterbox: 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoly4JEdfOp
I'm pretty sure in every wattpad cliche book there's one of those friends. And I'm pretty sure I and every other human on this planet has been through the phrase of talking non-stop, even if it's just for five minutes. Anyway, those people aren't bad, but they also can be annoying as heck. They love gossip-or at least that's what wattpad has stereotyped them as.839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZSniZGKjB
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6- The Ditchers:839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qJsINjbnR
Now not to be blunt or anything, but I hate these type of friends-actually I loathe them. The ditchers are the type of friends that hang out with you then go to the next person. Doesn't make sense?839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpT0aOZHOx0
Well here's an example. I had this friend back in year six who was a ditcher. This one time, we were walking together and then she saw someone that was classified as "popular" back then and immediately ran after them, leaving me walking on my own. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PulxbpooW
The next day, I stopped being friends with her, because let's admit it, why would you want to be friends with a person that sees you as a second choice and would kiss the ground of trump's dump for a spotlight of attention? 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyfMkxP4Uk
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7- Which brings us to the next type: The attention-loving friend:839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbvRESKGqj
Everyone loves the attention every once in the while- unless you're people like me who can't stand it because it makes you claustrophobic, which then causes you to panic and breath like a person taking their last breath in a coffin-then yes, everyone loves the attention once in a while. But these type of people live that shit. It's their cocaine, their alcohol, their cigarette-don't even ask me why I just listed those, because frankly that's what popped in my head when I thought of addiction.839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMxS5PWbYL
Anyway, these types of friends would do anything to bring the attention onto them. They could talk loudly- I mean I get that there are naturally loud people on this planet, but this friend would be talking normally and then would see someone-let's say Donald Trump for example- and automatically they'd sound like they have thousands of microphones in front of them. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqOW6kDtK4
Let's just say, if the spotlight is on you for once in a while, these type of friends would just love to steal it away. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzNpwvG8En
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8- The Smart Friend:839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1RLIMiSXR
You know, I'm always happy to have smart friends because it makes me look smart by hanging out with the smarty family. But I also dislike them because they're smart. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIVHVWaP6w
Now I'm not saying that I'm jealous of these friends. No. I'm saying that they can annoying at times. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05SkAIMJKm
I mean, yes, they make you seem like a dumb fuck.839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dRLKQgIX3
Yes, you're most likely going to whack them on the side of their heads hoping they could lose some brain cells because they're always the first to answer the question.839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMe1iR9NgwX
Yes, you never can get the chance to put your hand up to answer the question because THAT smartass has called it out. I mean, you stupid idiot, why can't you put your hand up like the rest of the class?!839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5FNPHm8Uv
Yes, at stages they just won't SHUT UP.839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwKVEQCyif
Yes, they annoy you by continuously saying "oh that's easy" or " I know that". 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0BQnv8I4F
Like no offence, but we don't give a damn if you know it or not. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPKVH5Hmhy
If I had wanted your opinion smarty-pants, I would've married you.839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vcyYj5wfE
But guys, let's not go quick to conclusion. They're still our friends and we love them to bits.839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOcto9MoKH
Besides, look on the bright side, they can give us answers. What more do you want?839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNt7Er5PMp
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9- The Clown Friend:839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9dRuZT7eu
This friend is funny as hell. Like I'm not even kidding. We all have that one friend who's funny and makes us laugh all the time. They're probably the best person in this whole list. I mean, it's just laughter when you're around them. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.
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10- The Hot Friend:839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1lJ6g2HHT
I don't have a friend like that.. Or at least I don't know, I don't swing that way. But who has that one friend who is so good looking that it's like the world just stops. And stares. Anyone? 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDJbgSNtuC
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11- Two-Faced Bitch:839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjyEtv1qgz
Oh I know this. I know this very well. I have a lot of friends like that. Heck, I'm even currently friends with people like them. And to be completely and utterly honest, they're annoying. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KCYSLEGrL
Like I know this friend who always smiles in my face at school and always tries to have a laugh with me and she'd be like,839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqV0rLhO5n
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPub5AxcP6
And I'd be like 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2IG1UO8Aw
"HAHAHAHAHAHA-yeah no, fuck off."839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbPlM4LWZV
It's just that, why do you need to continue being friends with a two-or as how I used to say it in middle school, tooth faced people even after you know the bullcrap they've said?839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFAJhuSTNf
Personally, I wouldn't waste my time with fake people, because as they say, 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXmpQYg2OR
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12- The Competitive Friend:839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDOKFc1yUT
Now this one was tricky. VERY tricky. I didn't have any friends who I knew were competitive. I knew people of that trait but I didn't know a friend.839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBbzvUR5QT
So I decided to test something out. I pretended to be bragging at my fabulous artistic talentsin front of a friend and I said to her, "I'm not the type to brag or anything, but everyone knows that I'm a better drawer than you."839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZPg1158gg
Now to be honest, there is a such thing called "good artist" and it doesn't matter the technique you use as a drawing style, because a good drawer is a good fucken drawer. But I'm getting ahead of myself. What I'm trying to say is, the fact that I wasn't trying to brag. I just wanted to see how competitive she was or if she was competitive at all. Which by the way, she's one hell of a competitive person. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLajcZ69HR
Which brings me to how I feel about competitive people. They're annoying. I know, I know, I've said that about most type of friends on here, but seriously, the annoyance level here is fucken high. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANG1snIOnt
I know for a fact that I'm not a competitive person and I honestly struggled to come up with things to brag about when she fired back at me because I mean come on, what are we, five year old kids competing about who picks a bigger snot from their nose?839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPZ6D6DCa7
Which brings me to the conclusion of what I feel about "competitive friends". If you don't have a competitive friend, I think that you're currently living in heaven. I mean, there are a lot of people who are competitive, but I'm talking about the type of person that competes against a friend. A. Friend. I mean, come on, for fuck's sake, they're your friend. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0YiyBTH8W
I don't find it a good thing when a friend competes against a friend. Because to me, this competition can turn into something else. It turns into jealousy, hatred and just negativity in general. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZIzWkMBDi
When you compete against a friend in a joking matter, that's different. But there's also a BIG difference between a joke and the truth.839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkjKtg4lyO
No one needs that in their lives. Get rid of negativity before it gets rid of you. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fLsrvTTVz
And if you can't get rid of that, get rid of that competitive trait before it not only makes you lose your friends, but yourself too. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Jg2YtykfW
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Those are the types of friends that I've had or met. Have you met any of those? Or even better, are there any other types of friends that aren't listed here?839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ei7PFKJrR
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Anyway, enough of friends. They're giving me a headache. 839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKLcGbZYhL
Catcha later Trump hater.839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BU1KWZgAN
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UPDATE: I...don't even know what to say. Over a year later looking at this, I'm quite mortified of the amount of negativity and hatred that I held towards others. I mean, what I said above was off course true, but it's my tone and choice of wording. You guys probably won't understand and that's perfectly okay. But wow, I'm...yeah. I don't know.
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