古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,155Please respect copyright.PENANAFOd26y5atS
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。155Please respect copyright.PENANAovkfLJvij4
於是貼出徵婚啟事:155Please respect copyright.PENANAcZmzmkzl9s
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。155Please respect copyright.PENANAWAL5sIXwuj
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,155Please respect copyright.PENANADPrBwW858w
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,155Please respect copyright.PENANABfX8QXa3gS
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,155Please respect copyright.PENANAnU6IlmuK3E
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,155Please respect copyright.PENANAKaJ7lhCCHl
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,155Please respect copyright.PENANATnIUIKP12g
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,155Please respect copyright.PENANAhdgxU6PH9X
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,155Please respect copyright.PENANA1PVRMTW6r7
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,155Please respect copyright.PENANAph4FDBHdZp
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。155Please respect copyright.PENANAh8gCe549xE
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,155Please respect copyright.PENANAkXkhNpeSkK
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:155Please respect copyright.PENANAUDFa6uguAc
可喜我文質彬彬。155Please respect copyright.PENANAb0DT3mQR6j
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!155Please respect copyright.PENANAyolh1MYYa9
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,155Please respect copyright.PENANAa5wpjrpw8v
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:155Please respect copyright.PENANAWdEOLdbkYf
可喜我文質彬彬。155Please respect copyright.PENANASg8gQZGkR7
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!155Please respect copyright.PENANA9w57ddeY77
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,155Please respect copyright.PENANAcI5kAL2HY1
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,155Please respect copyright.PENANAJgdMGwoOdN
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!155Please respect copyright.PENANAThC4Zmym4S
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,155Please respect copyright.PENANAkxBWruPxEU
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,155Please respect copyright.PENANAHKlWVulrJs
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:155Please respect copyright.PENANAvVfzP5mi8v
可喜我文質彬彬。155Please respect copyright.PENANAWs6v5nC4lj
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!155Please respect copyright.PENANAsUBe5BqeGR
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!155Please respect copyright.PENANAu0rpHRR2mg
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。155Please respect copyright.PENANAh7tXdEWnOK
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。155Please respect copyright.PENANA6fDZHoYwIz
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。155Please respect copyright.PENANAtPoUFISpuL
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