最近除左多左七三廿一係我朋友圈出現外，仲有一個人係我開網上交友世界出現。360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeVECGS7fd
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唔知各位既朋友係會點應付自己既阿爸阿媽無啦啦問你，「阿仔，我ＡＤＤ你ＦＡＣＥＢＯＯＫ點解你唔ＡＣＣＥＰＴ既？」又或者，「我ＦＯＬＬＯＷ你ＩＧ你無理我ＷＯ。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJWio8E4YP
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當然佢地係未用英文講就要睇佢地既文化水平，不過係呢Ｄ情況下，你地會唔會ＡＤＤ？360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbGzYSDBq7
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我就係老牛大人煩到我傻既情況下，ＡＤＤ左佢既ＦＡＣＥＢＯＯＫ同ＩＧ，不過好彩，我都唔多用呢兩舊野，只係得閒用黎睇下其他人Ｄ人先開個ＡＣＣＯＵＮＴ。360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVN7ikKWnv5
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所以，我係安全，只不過……我Ｄ朋友唔安全……360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVF2egPcLZQ
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其中一個就係能蟹，好死唔死老牛大人經我既ＦＡＣＥＢＯＯＫ搵到佢既ＡＣＣＯＵＮＴ仲要ＡＤＤ埋，我見到共同朋友多左佢後，內心只係一臉既無奈。360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdSUozPqjz
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你地可能會問，咁阿琪既ＦＡＣＥＢＯＯＫ呢？可能大家要失望下，因為阿琪係唔玩ＦＡＣＥＢＯＯＫ，因為佢話過佢試過玩，但係好多狗公ＡＤＤ佢然後不停日日煩佢，所以最後佢只有放棄。360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekZ94y1h3a
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不過老牛大人ＡＤＤ左能蟹既事都好大鑊，因為能蟹有時會ＰＯＳＴ我地跑步或者去飲野既相上去，仲要ＳＥＴ 左ＰＵＢＬＩＣ，姐係所有人都睇到。360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRLg3B0L2N
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所以有一次，老牛大人見我得閒，佢坐左係我旁邊問：「阿仔啊，呢個係未你鍾意果個阿琪啊？」一聽到佢咁問，我成個人都彈起左衝去佢部電話一睇，係啊，果個係阿琪，不過，其實老牛大人係見過阿琪，而且佢都知少少，點解要扮晒野問呢？360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnumNdMxH7
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我回望一下老牛大人賊笑既樣，就知佢係有心咁做，「老牛大人，點解你會有呢張相架？」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXr6xMMGhmL
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「無，我係你朋友既ＦＡＣＥＢＯＯＫ搵到。」老牛大人好得戚咁話。360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aQO5oYPDx
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「邊個朋友呢？」我問，我果陣仲未知佢有ＡＤＤ能蟹既ＦＡＣＥＢＯＯＫ，而老牛大人一比我睇，真係網上既世界真係要小心Ｄ。360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8vNmqSbz4
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而老牛大人好語重心長問：「阿仔，呢個就係你一直等緊既女仔？」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsrordmn79
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我回答：「我識左佢半年多少少咋。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcOoJgArMz
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「我係問你，呢個係未你一直等緊既女仔？」老牛大人又問。360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDRkpjZ93W
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而我今次，點一點頭。360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFiZkVmmXm
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「仲等緊？平時見你都為左呢個女仔時兒開心時兒愁，你小心Ｄ啊。」點解而家連老牛大人都係咁講。360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkIg8zshyG
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我唔多想理佢，只係隨意回應一佢話：「你唔清楚成件事就唔好下定論啦，我大個識諗架拿。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCTA5KubgG
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老牛大人就好認真咁話：「你係先好，雖然我教你要耐心咁等，但係有時，都要心水清，知道自己既斤兩啊。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAphfbmfmu
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下！？突然唔係好明老牛大人既說話，所以我不解地望住佢，而老牛大人都好直接咁講：「人地如果唔鍾意你，可能係你本身自己既問題啊，傻仔。」360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbeBRz457J
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頂！原來到最後佢都係睇死自己個仔追唔到自己鍾意既人……360Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Phl0nE8I4
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