望吓雪櫃上嘅家務分工表,原來今日到我煮飯,於是我圍起圍裙,將廚房當做接下來個半鐘嘅基地。596Please respect copyright.PENANAxeMydSdhNs
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準備緊食材嗰陣,客廳傳來一陣急促門鐘聲。596Please respect copyright.PENANASPeHK0Ccxp
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走到防盜眼前一睇,果然係小悠。596Please respect copyright.PENANALLcpqBCoAf
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但佢嘅表情有啲慌張。596Please respect copyright.PENANA9C15u5nENY
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諗起放學嗰啖氣仲未吞完,開門之後我眼尾冇望過佢一眼就返入廚房。596Please respect copyright.PENANAOqVsSDYpvW
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佢隨即跟埋入嚟,將一支豉油塞到我手上:「你要嘅豉油!」然後又急急腳走咗。596Please respect copyright.PENANAROSyP35fEj
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我以為佢仲未嬲完,所以偷偷探頭出廳。596Please respect copyright.PENANAsKoqMcK0y4
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只見佢一口氣將客廳所有窗簾拉上,然後企喺大門前,捕實個防盜眼。596Please respect copyright.PENANA1UYKxrphJc
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我忍唔住問:「你搞咩?」596Please respect copyright.PENANAFhmfnVioj5
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佢俾咗個安靜手勢我,然後神神秘秘咁講:「阿帆,頭先返嚟嗰陣,我遇到應該係尋晚嗰個跟蹤狂。」596Please respect copyright.PENANAXXFx2MX8p5
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我用咗5秒時間去消化呢句說話。596Please respect copyright.PENANAWaxaQzPejN
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確認佢嘅語法冇問題,而自己又冇聽錯以及理解錯之後,596Please respect copyright.PENANA11SmyOyEu8
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我當場爆笑出嚟。596Please respect copyright.PENANAekfTPFvtOs
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「唔好玩啦,你都會遇到跟蹤狂?笑L到我…」596Please respect copyright.PENANAfCrYIn4zUs
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佢明顯唔忿氣:「嗰個人真係一直跟喺我後面架!最重要嘅係,佢同阿妹尋日講嘅一樣,都係180!都係著住黑色長褸!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAOck22CEjW7
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雖然佢講嘅特徵又真係同尋日阿妹講嘅一樣,不過180+黑色褸通街都係,所以我仍然覺得呢件事嘅可信度<1%596Please respect copyright.PENANAPh6uxOjGKA
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「話唔定人地咁啱真係行喺你後面?係你自我意識過剩啫。」596Please respect copyright.PENANAEGwDfIeceT
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「呢樣我有試驗過,發現我停低嗰陣,後面個跟蹤狂都會一齊停低!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAT6jtfYt5zb
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「就算呢樣俾你講得通,咁條友點解有阿妹唔跟,要走去跟你先?」596Please respect copyright.PENANAA7BatDB4BQ
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「或者,佢睇中我身上帶住好多繽紛樂。」小悠一臉認真咁講。596Please respect copyright.PENANAfIJ2XE1s7G
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我膠都費事俾,準備返廚房:「呢個世界實係有人會睺住你啲繽紛樂啦…」596Please respect copyright.PENANAy1Nhj4pHEZ
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「阿帆你唔信嘅話!我地聽日一齊放學!到時你就會知道我冇講大話!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAQnHAiKkqXD
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「今日我同阿妹咪就係一齊放學,個跟蹤狂可能見我地人多勢眾,所以唔敢出現囉…雖然你俾跟蹤狂睇上呢件事本身就令人難以置信…」596Please respect copyright.PENANAPoK9Nnx36k
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「講到尾你都係唔信我!」小悠嬲到𨂽晒地。596Please respect copyright.PENANALk5RpSVXG6
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我無眼睇:「你睇吓你啲行為幼稚到,成個小學雞咁,仲要係初小嗰隻,如果真係有跟蹤狂對你有興趣,一定係個幼女控…」又或者,係一個對白痴有特殊癖好嘅痴線佬。596Please respect copyright.PENANANPOV5uuckG
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「我、我先唔係小學雞呀!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAS2ddhTTQGf
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「只有小學雞先會矢口否認自己係小學雞…」596Please respect copyright.PENANAXlqGOQNxYQ
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佢鼓起兩泡腮:「咁、如果我證明到自己唔係小學雞,你係咪信有跟蹤狂跟住我!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAt0WykjrKP8
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我翹埋雙手:「係,前提係你證明到先算。」596Please respect copyright.PENANAB4VYSuMzEu
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話音剛落,小悠即刻去敲阿妹房門:「阿妹!!!」596Please respect copyright.PENANA4m5pE1nASc
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阿妹開門:「咩事呀?」596Please respect copyright.PENANAyRsYLokLD2
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「你講!我係咪一隻小學雞?」小悠捉起阿妹雙手問。596Please respect copyright.PENANA7PZDZMJyHJ
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「吓?發生咩事?」阿妹一臉疑惑。596Please respect copyright.PENANA5VAeeljWZq
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我走過去:「唔好問,你只需要誠實作答。」596Please respect copyright.PENANAbsuKcKOSh3
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阿妹諗咗兩秒:「以實際年紀嚟講,你唔係;但以行為嚟講,某啲時候你又…」596Please respect copyright.PENANAl41zbpJ6Xx
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「yeah!聽到未呀!」我發出勝利嘅呼聲。596Please respect copyright.PENANA91w2TqPpaZ
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「咩呀!你聽唔聽到呀?阿妹頭先話我唔係呀!」596Please respect copyright.PENANALQX8pK0Qz9
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「咩呀!佢明明就暗示緊你係!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAlHprBQRdo2
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嘈到水深火熱之際,阿妹示意我地停止:「有冇人話俾我知,你地到底嘈緊咩…」596Please respect copyright.PENANAePYUTHeXci
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「小悠聲稱自己遇到尋日嗰個跟蹤狂,你信唔信嘞?」 我解釋。596Please respect copyright.PENANAfwryHRItNq
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「我咪話咗,尋日有可能只係我錯覺…不過,如果小悠咁講嘅話,都唔可以否認真係有跟蹤狂嘅可能性。」596Please respect copyright.PENANAEDf4yW6p4P
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「總之,除非證明到佢唔係一隻小學雞,如果唔係我係唔會信有跟蹤狂盯上佢。」596Please respect copyright.PENANAWqTN6hNp4B
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阿妹作思考狀,然後講:「咁好簡單啫,你親自驗證吓咪得囉。」596Please respect copyright.PENANAHavsrfhGch
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「…親、親自驗證?」596Please respect copyright.PENANAEXQ4SScEh0
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