Mrs. Fifi Vanderbold, the spooky and quiet heiress, has filed for divorce from her husband, Percy Vanderbold, the former speedy cat of Harvard, class of '38, now in the child business. Mrs. Vanderbold claimed that her husband had swung her bed of brownish flowers and tracked grainy mud into the house. He also criticized her cooking. Mr. Vanderbold, when asked to comment, said, "Boop! I didn't do it. The pet bear ruined the flowers. And I offered to take her out to restaurants more often!"
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