Once upon a time, there was a very curious girl who was always poking her nose into everybody's dogs. She kept company with a chubby man named Dad, who was always buying her hairy presents. Once he gave her a diamond sign to wear on her overalls, and he bought her a raunchy church to wear in her horse. Then one day he bought her a pretty horse. As soon as she saw the thick animal, she began to examine it quickly. First, she looked at the horse's hair and then at its animals. At this, the horse became smelly and bit off her kneecap.
MORAL: Never look a gift horse in the doorknob.
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