前情提要，我和加里在數學測驗被恆老師當掉，連同其他同學共10人，被迫周日回校補課。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZA9gtSBbh
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約定時間為朝早九點，我們早在五十分到達。房室門鎖未開，一行人在走廊等候。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGWjq4UNav
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在平時上學的地方，看見各位同學的便裝打扮，感覺挺新鮮的。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTACFOsGusj
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大林穿著黑色皮衣配牛仔褲。女王星是成熟的商務裝長裙。兩人站在一起，是小姐與流氓的組合。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahkMlr8Ay7
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大林：「就叫你不要無端白事地抱上來。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCG1cJEKxx
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YnfDTODwa
女王星：「你討厭這樣嗎？」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZVWCd4tRM
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZC5goidg6
大林：「無關討厭不討厭，你害我看不到手機。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVVZpcMwaW
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYYChTfWyj
女王星：「那麼我挪開一點點吧。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcN0u6AtbfB
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大林：「你倒是放開我啊。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5be7MlTq7U
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuk4yHYoK45
顯然以小姐與流氓來說，這對的攻受調轉了。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDKhQYGkgb
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwYNBpnF2s
「早安，朝早就如此恩恩愛愛呢。」麻油臉帶斜笑。他穿著襯衫長褲，典形的文青造形。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoE3iBs95kH
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「真是的，痴纏得令人不忍直視。」櫻郎說。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJa3YSvFsda
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「+1」浣熊說。
櫻郎和浣熊都化著慘白的妝容，誇張攻擊性的髮型，還有過量裝飾的衣著。我仿佛聽到結他的尖叫。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUwX4Kh0fw
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuYlCymrRv
望著那兩人，我和麻油不約而同地開口，「「你們的打扮才令人不忍直視吧！」」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Eae0gofRL
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnkwrOO0cl
「我們的樂團在表演後通宵慶祝。今朝一醒就趕過來，慌忙得連卸妝都忘記了。」浣熊說。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdI4hbMlT1Y
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIKr88bMTo
「原來櫻郎也有玩樂團喔？」大林說。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHXRIJjMh1
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgBf9sYqUk
「我是新加入的鼓手。」他說。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ym8q2ogiC
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DqsiW9jNS
「這些傢伙真是胡鬧啊。」卡特說罷轉頭過來，「然後呢，這傢伙為何如此安靜？」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUwNgngOUe
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEHP9wkRFa
我順著他的說話望向加里，她灰頭土臉地靠著牆壁，像某燃燒殆盡的拳手一樣。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhapFjhY3aP
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZ7EWUpP5e
「假日被罰回校補課，不能去追自己喜歡的CP，歸根究底都是她自作孽罷了。卡特也要注意，不要變成像她這樣的人。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcT34CK9HI
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrDsc2Hpj9
「吓？」卡特(?)一臉狐疑地望著我。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwQBv4nQ8U
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSHkFeu1Nc
我這下才醒覺自己認錯人了，「對不起，哈普瑪！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1iWrcHeaX
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2BA0Fnix0
「沒關係，多謝你們跟卡特做好朋友。」哈普瑪禮貌的笑一笑，然後接著說，「但是一碼歸一碼，我希望你們不要帶壞我的兄弟。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPusHazFBQk
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcD6oiJvGni
我心中一攥，嚴肅的接話，「當中是不是有誤會？」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoC2nTg66N
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EfC7DFoJf
「最近他傳過來的訊息，常常有看不懂的文字。甚麼是UWU？」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPq1XjqPoK
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0E7rikXDi8
「嗯？你不知道卡特是獸控嗎？」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJw4Jg3DF9
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfhWPa10t6
哈普瑪瞪大眼睛，額頭突起青筋，「甚麼是獸控！？」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DdACml7Zm
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsc0iVMIKhJ
糟糕！我好像太多嘴了！「這個你當面問他吧！由當時人親自解釋會比較好！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KkRTnP5dL
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnSozIhMrE
「給我解釋清楚！該不會是不良嗜好吧！？」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBDGKNgdiP
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTghJexFp0
沉默的加里低聲嘀咕，「不是嗜好，是性癖。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1pOi5sBEm
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99mrLYQqQ8
哈普瑪：「那是甚麼鬼啊！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKgl7aecqy
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljoYGX7spq
我：「加里不要多嘴！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhb3O8jseBP
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4QBqmPTmV
？？？︰「嗚啊！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0Wgulr9DP
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd17qQoSwRY
突如其來的尖叫打斷我們，大家看向單膝跪地的男同學。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSmzGIq66S
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJCVHr14aw
櫻郎立即上前關心，「白龍，你沒事嗎？」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVOGOXjq0Z
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnRkfgjA0W
男同學有一頭亂糟糟的短髮，特濃黑眼圈，左眼蓋著紗布，肩膀披著破爛的外套，手臂包著繃帶。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xilHVmLMv
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPPHUgxFbk
「右手的傷痕正在隱隱作痛，龍孃尤莉亞就在附近，嗚啊！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlsCAVVoaS
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我應該從那兒開始解釋好呢？真是的，中二病屬性明明有大宇宙一個就夠了。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsScIr2nBm
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOtGvz7LeU
辯才天中學的渙舶瀧，座號3，超不幸學生。暱稱白龍，靈魂受到詛咒，命犯天煞。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoN1CdPLA91
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUK00CCiRTO
白龍掩住包紗布的眼睛咬牙切齒，「我看見了，災厄的影子正在接近！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhyU6TKEq8
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPMYIr2c9z
櫻郎一臉不置可否，「說甚麼啦，讓我扶你起身。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6p8zv2Y6zt
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlejYnmZbj8
樓梯傳來腳步聲，女生從樓上衝下來，「對不起，我犯糊塗跑錯班房了！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJP2fbKesx
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdar7Bxq8pl
兩顆水球彈來彈去，在場的男生個個血脈沸騰，我和大林板起嘴臉雙眼發直。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjIPPXGV9a
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBo73C1u4Md
冷不防，女生左腳絆右腳，失衡摔下樓梯！148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSojVwP4Ox3
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TqpqA9keu
「危險！快避開！」白龍快手一推，推開了櫻郎！任由自己的身影被巨影吞噬！148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTyaXa5yVG
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPYkD8iur3
很誇張的『碰』一聲！墊在女生下方的白龍兩眼反白，昏死過去。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeZAC8zhoQ
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMAacL6Xsx
女生吃力的爬起來，多得白龍的犧牲，身體別無大礙，「小瀧！？不不不不不不！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqh1mINYTw
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfrdGpvoZc
哈普瑪嚇得臉都拉長了，「快點聯絡醫療室！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfglx8bm7U
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuOUSzvmaC
加里瞇著眼，漫不經心的說，「這種程度沒事的啦，不要大驚小怪卡特。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0b13lyJcV
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbJZPfyiNt
「這傢伙頭破血流啊！還有我是哈普瑪！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvDklcl6Wb
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRE5eEKRs2t
我：「對白龍來說，這算輕微擦傷罷了。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21pZS6QNZU
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkvO29ac7P
那個女生是同屬辯才天中學的乎龍孃，座號4，災厄型學生。暱稱尤莉亞，名副其實的移動天災，所到之處災難不斷。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMOTgCr0RE
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXERGYLVKB
加里：「尤莉亞的帶衰能力屬於因果定律級，你也要當心不要被卷入其中，卡特。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoHuQXj5cH
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkI2GhmHNsJ
「都說我是哈普瑪。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkg4ybA2GG
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx91MwQ8q4n
加里：「不過，只要白龍在場，所有的不幸都會由他承受，所以無須擔心。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1k0UfkKUhi
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7E5VJttAJ
麻油笑說，「嘻嘻，我有點想代他受罪呢。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcl7w9D0Tfh
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhTsdQjg4g
不久後，恆老師來打開課室門，我們渡過了沉悶的補課時間。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fGsmZXVAo
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順帶一提，加里到最後依然把哈普瑪誤認成卡特。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ehDH5Pswf
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