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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了(欸148Please respect copyright.PENANA16aW77RWtH連番外也忙到只打到一半而已(←我很誠實!(←不負責任148Please respect copyright.PENANArprtGEuif9
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好,感謝你願意接受訪談,請問我該稱呼你……?148Please respect copyright.PENANAF3e0ZKGJZP
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎,你不識字嗎?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAfDlLcNDeA7
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚(上級同級下級)之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢?148Please respect copyright.PENANAL9kpKB8OrA
「哈?我根本不記得他們的名字。」148Please respect copyright.PENANACMsUbfuRUe
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己?148Please respect copyright.PENANAYvaYkaEjfe
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦!」(←這什麼混亂邪惡148Please respect copyright.PENANAfW8jA4sxFe
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好?148Please respect copyright.PENANAcGxp54sIBi
「喝咖啡,吃肉,睡覺,聽廣播。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAX0DzzMHBNx
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物?148Please respect copyright.PENANAOeZFRIzUub
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAWtj8egMAja
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6. 喜歡吃什麼?有沒有討厭的食物呢?148Please respect copyright.PENANAiOmXJr1Pvz
「肉,沒肉會死。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAdkEFW5e20h
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7. 有好感的人事物?討厭的呢?148Please respect copyright.PENANApUVUKkaqAr
「沒什麼特別的。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAAxrAupEU0U
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣?148Please respect copyright.PENANAAqyXVuYQC2
「累了就睡,想睡就睡,有必要就起床出門。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAemiaFFBrPw
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9. 住在哪裡呢?對居住環境還滿意嗎?148Please respect copyright.PENANAd59vYayqXU
「原本隨便找個房子租,現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」148Please respect copyright.PENANADSVdgMLSYJ
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛?148Please respect copyright.PENANA9JZT6L7ZRt
「睡覺。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAhJ7Eevp0An
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎?148Please respect copyright.PENANAhj9DxF45Ha
「手機、鑰匙。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAridaGsQwPB
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的?有沒有什麼特殊意義?(這裡指的不是創作者喔,是角色的父母之類)148Please respect copyright.PENANAyAiwbzNrSa
「他們,能力的意思。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAo3VgsPgYPa
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方?148Please respect copyright.PENANABNyU3mDVht
「哈?看不出來嗎?本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧?」148Please respect copyright.PENANACerng2YDuS
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼?148Please respect copyright.PENANAuIIrzVprVv
「沒有。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAPfutesmd5Q
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡?148Please respect copyright.PENANAhAMxY7NjPb
「能力的話,名字就已經告訴你了吧。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAUfDgKScgaN
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西?(人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)148Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4xxSuiaPI
「……不知道。」148Please respect copyright.PENANABvpwpUG9pP
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何?148Please respect copyright.PENANArC34F4vL3f
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAvn4Qu6PDec
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢?148Please respect copyright.PENANA1OQ0APUMrk
「被機器包圍的感覺。」148Please respect copyright.PENANABDJ7X7Lnve
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎?介紹一下他們吧?148Please respect copyright.PENANAdTodba5tBK
「……拒答。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAffnDRRJhJC
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情,你對戀愛有什麼看法?148Please respect copyright.PENANARNEXmcOF7W
「沒有。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAWVzuRatIgU
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人?又對哪類型苦手?148Please respect copyright.PENANARhnTwZBkpA
「隨便啦,順眼就好了吧。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAHr1BhA2M0d
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎?還是在暗戀著誰呢?我不會告訴別人的!148Please respect copyright.PENANAe2WzK2egwT
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」148Please respect copyright.PENANALQdPWMJUKX
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待?148Please respect copyright.PENANAjMrlKSUFS4
「好煩。」148Please respect copyright.PENANARgVQIcvsRJ
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24. 來談談人生吧,為什麼會選擇現在的職業?148Please respect copyright.PENANA5xY15xAhLy
「你覺得呢?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAhDi7tBc1zD
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎?148Please respect copyright.PENANARZLYZSKMbN
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」148Please respect copyright.PENANASUaTgWZBIi
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎?會不會想要改變?148Please respect copyright.PENANApRBLza16co
「現在……還可以吧。」148Please respect copyright.PENANADqPPLS8wvE
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎?148Please respect copyright.PENANAj4UaCiJHVR
「算有吧。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAYcN0Gza06D
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人?148Please respect copyright.PENANAVsvRZkGDpS
「拒答。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAj56sph7qIm
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢?148Please respect copyright.PENANA04Xsi2LpQN
「如果那算是夢想,也太奢侈了。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAHdRqhBLOEM
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30. 最後,能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密?(一些不為人知的設定?)148Please respect copyright.PENANAT0RZg7rZ2H
「沒有。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAhufeYNDp8s
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二、私心惡搞篇148Please respect copyright.PENANAEMEuV5Ondd
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題,羞恥噗類時間!(可選擇不回答)148Please respect copyright.PENANA8pKub5hTJk
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢?148Please respect copyright.PENANA05VxKRIqEQ
「哈?不知道,隨便吧,可以睡就都行。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAa4sgypoJqz
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼?148Please respect copyright.PENANAgJr4Zi2MOo
「好像沒有。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAHYxrP6MUbq
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3. 不小心喝太多水了,找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況?148Please respect copyright.PENANABrcPzXhdyK
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」(好方便!(表示羨慕148Please respect copyright.PENANAWHjwGDG5T1
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4. 偷偷告訴我,你今天穿什麼內褲?148Please respect copyright.PENANAIkLsXn1P4h
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻?」148Please respect copyright.PENANA5KepSG1ZH0
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎?可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎?148Please respect copyright.PENANAgUTtkFCxIO
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」(簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡?讓我戳一下好不好?148Please respect copyright.PENANA5iQzuIvyfR
「不知道。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAvUFRtA2dm1
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7. 初體驗對象是誰?沒有啊?哎呀好可愛。148Please respect copyright.PENANA68vNQkLiGe
「沒有。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAlhxxIvNUO6
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8. 如果變成異性,第一件做的事是什麼?148Please respect copyright.PENANAHQH3HP9Avb
「哈?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAu90Nes9Kus
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎?哪裡的尺寸?都可以唷!148Please respect copyright.PENANAfuSBJwZFu3
「這種事隨便吧,會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAR0dB1MSJQG
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種?148Please respect copyright.PENANAEWU7K08WFT
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAWJSQvG9dEu
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?148Please respect copyright.PENANA5ARbyJvQ1x
「……」148Please respect copyright.PENANA9rPqO4MExI
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?148Please respect copyright.PENANAorwmg5rKgZ
「還不把他揍醒?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAuZoylWQuS9
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應,不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧?148Please respect copyright.PENANA1asqvNzctw
「不知道。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAsXNkh9AGSq
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14. 回答到這裡,有什麼感想呢?就剩下一題了!加油,好嗎?148Please respect copyright.PENANA2qICE61MSG
「沒有。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAoeFIRtTy3f
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15. 最後一題,香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜,你會選哪一個?148Please respect copyright.PENANA0pVwgel6Vg
「香腸啊,它是肉啊,屁股想也知道。」