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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZ8ZivQBcQ
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUtVBb2T5d
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ635UBWjUEc
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkazqP5XawN
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TtaKtlz6A
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbk72oXILD
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8bIDtovhZ
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45dNugv8xp
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQJvloEX77
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6JVfqNwpr
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhE2NECz8Cq
「肉，沒肉會死。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFN00HeIR5g
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJreppl45l
「沒什麼特別的。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHzhhkfZED
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcwhJtPF6J
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswMA4NmfSk
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzI0v2kLU1e
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCPxjJYeld
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCI82kdxQvG
「睡覺。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMwumuyYJl
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUgJ8mo1pC
「手機、鑰匙。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloGNJiTnIV
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofeMcaUYwm
「他們，能力的意思。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BmzvryLBv
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEed34PUZco
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpdvNshgsy
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl89Gjvki9S
「沒有。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuCWUFhWJb
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyEYcOYXgh
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjMPaEW2KK
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPB1NbhBGVw
「……不知道。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBgjXJTrYO
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlTbTcttRt
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1oFyNSwqC
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDFcHgdB1l
「被機器包圍的感覺。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAS3Z70RQt
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0SVbqC70Q
「……拒答。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjah7V5a0Y
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNww4QBEHY
「沒有。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6MRdA4zVK
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rw2NP1B8h
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslStNEB4wM
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbx3Ez1JrQJ
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aN2FUl2vP
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnrbcg9reF
「好煩。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkqyaFe3YD
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2GK9MzN9F
「你覺得呢？」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xbCLHKRf7
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWBpBSVmiE
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7EvVID8oC
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKfDnq4NPz
「現在……還可以吧。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfOwwfqRC0
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARHmlQaeUY
「算有吧。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVXlDeQ6mf
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlB1KtXkaZ
「拒答。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2OUVpmht3
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRebIhX2QAH
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHrW1Gv2EE
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkngXIsUiE
「沒有。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgA2UlkFrJ
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二、私心惡搞篇199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LNOyPISaa
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnHagLDeiA
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHV6WOfB3n
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ax3KmNadS
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsxOcgesZQ
「好像沒有。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcI5Nc3sEy
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ226eAoQjIr
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlitFuxxSO
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsKDJ6qcTq
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1H1BsRYE9
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXI0P7S5tr
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMzdxTPN2f
「不知道。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiQyWFLjJJ
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYEbCqURtp
「沒有。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwPRBqvgT1
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkARG7t3h5
「哈？」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrQNRPDhcs
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz07kLiNt9l
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kftz8l6fN
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeZNnHxcGO
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DNfYJ5uYO
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡki5gCP6tZh
「……」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaErSkPJ7rL
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ837nZUiCzX
「還不把他揍醒？」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLg4GnnDeq
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0HhWiyVqa
「不知道。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8ZqfK1GZg
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KUMGpmCOb
「沒有。」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMnfs2dc3z
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7c0qHTxx1
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
