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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl96KXSK4DC
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWy78Yl4Pp
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlBE5bSVsA
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ztuSjUIzL
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GvrsThiKv
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzQbckQXom
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIXZLs5US4
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34S7un9L0d
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9Sim6AwvU
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIMe4fsrYK
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDStPcG4s9H
「肉，沒肉會死。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcFgqapoAM
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBzIGQ7Bpq
「沒什麼特別的。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPgZAp9Nbb
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCoKttkOvc
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6HWmAv1Mj
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gC4yTX92e
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gN50kUhmP
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpKBuSjW7M
「睡覺。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtILbLOPi8e
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CEAfhwC5J
「手機、鑰匙。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gEJnJBB83
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7Xp3JkGpy
「他們，能力的意思。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhE9XIrM99
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Sy0CPS9DJ
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgM2jD5RkM
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yaxmU0SAw
「沒有。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIB1wdrucJ
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuELNdFDcW
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1VLJlOaF8
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBT1y6ypFBK
「……不知道。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsCvDzzhqy
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgn9vO6HqU3
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxddpeokpH
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6FqQ8gk6e
「被機器包圍的感覺。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetohOz5iu3
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjTYiICoyT
「……拒答。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkAsSEPH1O
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnq1Wt3vZES
「沒有。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18Bq68cVx3
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQskVWrqZ90
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpm34kxnrtF
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIGzEK7dGM
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKz5bV9ahZ
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TK85jGdsJ
「好煩。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWhH5mWEB7
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpfi1Rjv18
「你覺得呢？」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01QTyFexBi
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouXUxfhBol
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWW8vVceLz
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWR8EBZIAD
「現在……還可以吧。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhlioj7jwD
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYd1E9rmDnF
「算有吧。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvk9TvXeBo4
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZp6dyGhNxj
「拒答。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRS3x1TxZx
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKW2RgqMEz2
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJabSZKGnK3
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgZyeizKO0
「沒有。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPNdTRP6xN
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二、私心惡搞篇197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBCYOdfv2D
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mgEDGKy43
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztTNcxeM9H
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVIyd2URdl
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZQ9Pgekho
「好像沒有。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNaGw4Pi9h
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq03y1ocVrp
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawSyn59xfR
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWx2V1Niw9z
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42cVakTa6W
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5s4b0yTGmJ
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQrRLH4f01
「不知道。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV35V6e0rjr
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgS1mn1Oaga
「沒有。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL0mPgJpUZ
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCkMRLj7Cl
「哈？」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KvgalGo3t
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJ7dxDsKyN
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZg1MfGV24
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWusIVTidiv
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SuXcgcltZ
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahZde1SWuo
「……」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczwBpiDSjW
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRV4u5jEmu
「還不把他揍醒？」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcA3coQ6pe
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9D1eeEM4zk
「不知道。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjzlaLISyF
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ52JGS2xiK
「沒有。」197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVN2izdgpLv
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？197Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOzDhtkKrv
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
