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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好,感謝你願意接受訪談,請問我該稱呼你……?146Please respect copyright.PENANAfQayGrowDt
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎,你不識字嗎?」146Please respect copyright.PENANAYt7VUfHirE
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚(上級同級下級)之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢?146Please respect copyright.PENANAOIhZZJtlTF
「哈?我根本不記得他們的名字。」146Please respect copyright.PENANABf5Snh3uxV
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己?146Please respect copyright.PENANAiT4byReaGh
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦!」(←這什麼混亂邪惡146Please respect copyright.PENANARS2PnbK8Qi
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好?146Please respect copyright.PENANA8dD1DZrOlb
「喝咖啡,吃肉,睡覺,聽廣播。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAAUM0zh875d
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物?146Please respect copyright.PENANAJkYpw8U1H4
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAFaK7lEgRZ7
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6. 喜歡吃什麼?有沒有討厭的食物呢?146Please respect copyright.PENANA9wkA1xphpb
「肉,沒肉會死。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAyCLGiRVBMx
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7. 有好感的人事物?討厭的呢?146Please respect copyright.PENANAbUP4cmh59v
「沒什麼特別的。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAsPSdZPBp74
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣?146Please respect copyright.PENANA35GZNFhfyz
「累了就睡,想睡就睡,有必要就起床出門。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAe1dGTkDa01
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9. 住在哪裡呢?對居住環境還滿意嗎?146Please respect copyright.PENANAFRoi0c6ARV
「原本隨便找個房子租,現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」146Please respect copyright.PENANADwHgoEt0Ch
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛?146Please respect copyright.PENANA6fZVXxuTkV
「睡覺。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAwubMc3tgpc
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎?146Please respect copyright.PENANAWvrmncRRjW
「手機、鑰匙。」146Please respect copyright.PENANASC5El0kxmy
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的?有沒有什麼特殊意義?(這裡指的不是創作者喔,是角色的父母之類)146Please respect copyright.PENANAFYY71XaUj2
「他們,能力的意思。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAR4e1Y46H5g
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方?146Please respect copyright.PENANALzJtG58qKX
「哈?看不出來嗎?本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧?」146Please respect copyright.PENANA0m6atavASY
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼?146Please respect copyright.PENANAuXF5O7tAvu
「沒有。」146Please respect copyright.PENANA45ypuuJZIM
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡?146Please respect copyright.PENANA9ihND5gEgc
「能力的話,名字就已經告訴你了吧。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAU9N49UV3hs
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西?(人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)146Please respect copyright.PENANA54UCEDJGeo
「……不知道。」146Please respect copyright.PENANA1qiNRbKxoc
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何?146Please respect copyright.PENANAuKcDSepavX
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAF20pEuHpLM
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢?146Please respect copyright.PENANAzPQhvdcp6b
「被機器包圍的感覺。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAciGolw6Do7
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎?介紹一下他們吧?146Please respect copyright.PENANAVD242i4E3f
「……拒答。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAvpoL50fz4v
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情,你對戀愛有什麼看法?146Please respect copyright.PENANAvjveSP70KA
「沒有。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAsS01XrQWOZ
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人?又對哪類型苦手?146Please respect copyright.PENANApdKqpYbqSG
「隨便啦,順眼就好了吧。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAXdjW6TTv9F
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎?還是在暗戀著誰呢?我不會告訴別人的!146Please respect copyright.PENANAUZN7uusqQK
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAIr2ET06ZKe
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待?146Please respect copyright.PENANA3ICL4osY6q
「好煩。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAEK2PcH4NCx
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24. 來談談人生吧,為什麼會選擇現在的職業?146Please respect copyright.PENANA7XIXhrdmvp
「你覺得呢?」146Please respect copyright.PENANA7FP4HMZT5n
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎?146Please respect copyright.PENANAI3CXVLjeJL
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAanpzyGZCOo
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎?會不會想要改變?146Please respect copyright.PENANAxiDohro384
「現在……還可以吧。」146Please respect copyright.PENANATwnFpq3Pba
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎?146Please respect copyright.PENANAdqmO8R41h8
「算有吧。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAEbuRFk7ums
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人?146Please respect copyright.PENANAbilUa0YVO0
「拒答。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAt5yslVbHRl
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢?146Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6OXJD5Ajg
「如果那算是夢想,也太奢侈了。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAVZYhzfX0HA
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30. 最後,能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密?(一些不為人知的設定?)146Please respect copyright.PENANA3CPyiACEyb
「沒有。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAxybZWU5zqn
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二、私心惡搞篇146Please respect copyright.PENANAMiSPIDXqJT
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題,羞恥噗類時間!(可選擇不回答)146Please respect copyright.PENANALj9u3mfOQI
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢?146Please respect copyright.PENANALxfGbLjUr4
「哈?不知道,隨便吧,可以睡就都行。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAUw0qD6VI1O
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼?146Please respect copyright.PENANAUcs1pkRbFP
「好像沒有。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAHC66KQUYld
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3. 不小心喝太多水了,找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況?146Please respect copyright.PENANAqpp9jytQRJ
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」(好方便!(表示羨慕146Please respect copyright.PENANAPaaZbi7BPQ
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4. 偷偷告訴我,你今天穿什麼內褲?146Please respect copyright.PENANAdavp7mxKH3
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻?」146Please respect copyright.PENANAy7PYdaowcC
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎?可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎?146Please respect copyright.PENANAzbGVDvYNPs
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」(簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡?讓我戳一下好不好?146Please respect copyright.PENANAfbAMhIykA8
「不知道。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAyfsD6mEin6
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7. 初體驗對象是誰?沒有啊?哎呀好可愛。146Please respect copyright.PENANAYxi3oRxm9h
「沒有。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAX93VtMuVfb
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8. 如果變成異性,第一件做的事是什麼?146Please respect copyright.PENANANShq2h5co0
「哈?」146Please respect copyright.PENANAfwemRorUBD
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎?哪裡的尺寸?都可以唷!146Please respect copyright.PENANAkr18UK7s5h
「這種事隨便吧,會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊?」146Please respect copyright.PENANAZQQUf7MlK5
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種?146Please respect copyright.PENANAeQp1RzdHlv
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAhr2WxF0iCx
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?146Please respect copyright.PENANAh4dXAAy0QC
「……」146Please respect copyright.PENANA27qQrANb6f
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?146Please respect copyright.PENANAfDA7MK1VDE
「還不把他揍醒?」146Please respect copyright.PENANAuo5gDu7Jkf
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應,不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧?146Please respect copyright.PENANAeaJ6nzCveI
「不知道。」146Please respect copyright.PENANA7dW4f7WVka
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14. 回答到這裡,有什麼感想呢?就剩下一題了!加油,好嗎?146Please respect copyright.PENANAuVenPTr20e
「沒有。」146Please respect copyright.PENANAOlcZRB1HZ1
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15. 最後一題,香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜,你會選哪一個?146Please respect copyright.PENANAOFeby753bQ
「香腸啊,它是肉啊,屁股想也知道。」