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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10EIEcuqo7
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Lti4FnI6p
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKkiua5I8R
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHF4JjqLPSA
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44Sks6BIld
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTCVajA90I
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglvbnQy4mC
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEdyaCf44q
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUOT2HR081
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJxOaGUY8y
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfwLlvGEyp
「肉，沒肉會死。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ978P3sYrtv
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqinuFVFsAV
「沒什麼特別的。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHQJpQoBvZ
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOCIMCdXjL
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqb6bikzzaq
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhv527gFJd
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONTsBszhYr
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ196EKspABG
「睡覺。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnggcrnN8T
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlB7B1BqHx
「手機、鑰匙。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvMkXAbXQX
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdLq7WDSDm
「他們，能力的意思。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lQ7D5SFlF
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdryMilhl3W
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67la0DOsAc
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbpZWaDPTd
「沒有。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxdA2R11Ou
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUclNhthk6
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuS689rqay
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZM1QptbSF
「……不知道。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCwFovXLec
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmIGCzh6iR
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTg368k3GtC
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03lBox7rsh
「被機器包圍的感覺。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygyMkiEqwP
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwh1ZOEXYa
「……拒答。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUHt6xe8ft
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rTe93dsdA
「沒有。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs10AJnp5ZM
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjByYq4NOEU
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2BX1r1hN9
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2FRhyFJLV
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCebudv7CGO
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9S8LrMKZT
「好煩。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMQMUmBQW3
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBXegTbCzJ
「你覺得呢？」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvdhqWGCXS
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtaLsn3l6S
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjjz6HpvhD
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85nWsXnoBR
「現在……還可以吧。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6X6uSTUO4d
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqGhVbpRPU
「算有吧。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmgTdbsy0x
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9V3gAyz08n
「拒答。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcO47aaMHx
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtL07BNZSDf
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQa02xZkJHY
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsE5tDnYhST
「沒有。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4yK1T9ch2
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二、私心惡搞篇212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6grDlxCh1R
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOS4CxuXri
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5j5zJpFVvn
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHNF80MQDa
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZrBKvLgNh
「好像沒有。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyiM08pLUV
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGltnYgFLaL
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEPnn7IQkl
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡps2jf2Ac7i
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUiFdzwfFg
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdr7pssLSF
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdZYZzK0Zm
「不知道。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aw6hoGQZW
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzM9bxjSmUk
「沒有。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWychJJzJPI
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlAB0DmhS0
「哈？」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOr8XqYYpF
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPiQjrMfjK
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuug2NaTLV
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsglhK4UUtL
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUvnaNTmfL
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Iu56S1csG
「……」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyhh9cfKYX
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjfExFnWbX
「還不把他揍醒？」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMCvDEVT57
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iwf9mNFs2
「不知道。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZxrK8Xj6X
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRZa4v01Ga
「沒有。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZgulZ8Gei
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveGVnXxrms
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
