Fisher: "You're not ordinary. You're extraordinary. You've seen things that most people will never see. You've experienced things that most people will never experience."
So, will you help them?
Tucker: "...?"
Helena: "...?"
Fisher: "So, what will you choose?"
"Now listen Fisher, you've been living out here in the woods for far too long!" You must be quite delusional, because we were only out there camping on a honeymoon. When we were attacked by some Bigfoot. Furthermore, we are just two backwards, country ass people. Now you tell me who in the hell is going to believe us if we come out and say that Bigfoot is for Real!
They are going to think that we are just some dumb ass, redneck, nut jobs!
Also, now let's be realistic about this. Think about the blow that it would be to the entire United States economy. If the word got out that Bigfoot were real. Think about what happened when that little bitty, little owl was put on the endangered species list.
You know that little owl I'm talking about. The government set aside a considerable amount of vast acreage for one dumbass little owl. Now think about how many hundreds of millions of acres would be set aside if Bigfoot was found out to be real and put on the endangered list of species!
What kind of damage would that do to the United States forestry industry? Fisher, we're talking about collectively billions of dollars.Then, dude, what about all the thousands of missing people that disappear inside of national parks each and every year?
People will put two and two together and say hey? This was due to Bigfoot! Bigfoot must be killing and kidnapping people in the national parks everyday.
There would be a national public outcry!
There would be hell to pay for the politicians and the government! Now, Fisher, what about all of the Rednecks out there. Especially in the deep southern states, that would be out in the woods regardless of the law or state regulations.
Hunting down Bigfoot and killing them!
People will be out to revenge their loved ones who were killed by Bigfoot. They definitely would not care about the law of the land. This could possibly even erupt into Civil War.
So in answer to your question, it is a most resounding no!
[Just at that moment they all heard the sound of a whirling helicopter. They looked up to see several Black Hawk military helicopters firing 50 caliber machine guns at the Bigfoot.]
Fisher: "Oh my God, they are firing at the Bigfoot!"248Please respect copyright.PENANArJWMRWtJbp
Tucker: "There isn't any Insignia on those military helicopters, they must be some type of special Squadron."
(Tucker, Fisher and Helena frantically waved at the black helicopters trying to stop them. But to no avail. Four of the Peaceful ones fall stricken to the ground. The rest of the Bigfoot flee as The Blackhawk helicopters pursue the Bigfoot unrelentingly.)
Fisher: "I have a government radio hidden inside my cabin." I'll try to communicate with them to stop!
(And he runs back to his cabin to retrieve his radio) Tucker: "I'm coming with you, Fisher. Helena, stay here and see if you can help any of the wounded Bigfoot."
Helena: "Be careful, you two and hurry back!"
Tucker and Fisher sprint to the cabin, dodging bullets and debris. They reach the cabin and Fisher grabs his radio from a drawer.
Fisher: "This is Fisher, a wildlife ranger and research scientist calling any friendly units in the area."
Do you copy? Over.
Radio: "This is Black Hawk One, leader of the squadron. Identify yourself and your location.
"Over."
Fisher: "I'm at the Bigfoot sanctuary, near the lake. You have to stop firing at the Bigfoot. They are peaceful creatures, not a threat.
"Over."
Radio: "Negative, Fisher. We have orders to eliminate all Bigfoot in this area. They are classified as a biohazard and a security risk.
"Over."
Fisher: "What? Who gave you those orders? You can't do this. It's murder.
"Over."
Radio: "That's classified information, Fisher. Stand down or we will consider you hostile.
"Over."
Fisher: "No, I won't stand down. You have to stop this madness. These are intelligent beings, not animals. They have a right to live.
"Over."
Radio: "Fisher, you are interfering with a military operation. This is your last warning. Drop your radio and surrender or we will open fire on your position.
"Over."
Fisher: "I won't surrender. I'll fight for the Bigfoot with my last dying breath.
"Over."
Radio: "So be it, Fisher. Black Hawk One out."
Tucker: "Fisher, they're coming for us. We have to get out of here."
Fisher: (yells) "No, Tucker. And opens a locked cabinet, hiding rifles and ammunition. We have to make a stand. Maybe we can buy some time for the Bigfoot to escape."
Tucker: "But we're outnumbered and outgunned. We don't stand a chance."
Fisher: "We have to try, Tucker. It's the right thing to do."
Tucker: "Alright, Fisher. I'm with you till the end." Fisher and Tucker grab the rifles and head outside. They see the black helicopters circling above them, ready to strike.
Fisher: "Tucker, aim for the rotors. Maybe we can disable them."
Tucker: "Got it, Fisher. Let's do this."
They open fire at the helicopters, hoping to hit a weak spot. The helicopters return fire, spraying bullets at the cabin and the surrounding trees.
Tucker: "Wait, Fisher!"248Please respect copyright.PENANAeMCznmiYuA
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We can't be shooting248Please respect copyright.PENANAnmjwOJzqIT
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at american soldiers!"
They see one of the helicopters almost lose control, and just avoiding crashing into the lake.
Fisher: "That's one down, three to go."
Tucker: "No!" Stop Fisher,248Please respect copyright.PENANAmqm39KT7IA
that's it.
"Stand down!"
(And he pushes his rifle into Fisher's chest.)
Fisher: "Okay, okay, take it easy. And he drops his weapon.
They turn to see the Bigfoot throwing rocks and branches at the helicopters, trying to distract them or knock them down.
Fisher: "Good for them. They're not giving up."248Please respect copyright.PENANAqgpojcSWTj
Tucker: "Neither are we Fisher. Neither are we. But this isn't248Please respect copyright.PENANAJOrP1RHqFL
the way!"
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