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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQdX4YDwYR
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPJAzuFgEf
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmexiU7Dxb
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Curses! You've caught me.487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcM92sUWPLu
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34x2DWwr2m
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Vyw8eARYI
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2Vl1vQ3OB
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaXnI85uEv
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKarNkKlOl
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWUB1rEbJP
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeE01NUbhN
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllOYOuRZrj
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NEIN!!!!487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUBphJTbdd
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSuo6UQuAD
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Yeah right!487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayaZk9RcRy
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAI40kHO2a
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAsL3Dk1E9
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc56FrrV63U
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Velociraptor:487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVd7ZS1x54
(Keeps throwing bananas)487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgjLzMB5IB
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72iQnbeMrd
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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