菜潺的減壽日常252Please respect copyright.PENANAT4wq7Avh14
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肥直接著說:「晚上嚟做掛名『陪練員』只能填充你嘅『莫氣』,根本未夠,你頭先話你50自最佳時間係幾多話?26(秒)?」252Please respect copyright.PENANA1a7tE2d6cw
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我點頭,同時心想,個紀錄咸豐年咁耐啦,現時肯定唔得。252Please respect copyright.PENANArVB66zIodW
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他再說:「我班細路平均都係33(秒)左右,大家根本唔同級數,你做陪練只會愈游愈慢,反過來俾佢哋拖慢咗步調。」252Please respect copyright.PENANAPazTyxWhbN
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我囁嚅著:「阿直…你等我跟班細路練返一輪先啦,我頭先俾佢哋啄呀。」肥直明顯捉錯用神。252Please respect copyright.PENANA5fYyEcE0Es
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他一拍額頭大聲笑道:「啊哈,係喎,唔記得你廢咗添,你啱,千祈唔好乞食婆想食笋果(潮汕話不自量力)。好,好,就噉安排先。至於操爆炸力呢,等我安排一下再話你知。」肥直說話都是兜口兜面的,不會轉彎抹角。252Please respect copyright.PENANA8JlnJ6Mp6i
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我心想,乜話?已經要一星期游三晚,仲有下文?想同阿心去行下街都無時間…當然我不好意思表示些甚麼,只好連聲感激。252Please respect copyright.PENANAgcBsAwVvuB
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最後阿肥直請我飲完支汽水,埋單時佢斜睥著我的肚腩跟我講:「除咗復操,你仲要減磅,要戒煙戒酒喎,細佬。」252Please respect copyright.PENANAj66N9EZae1
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我看著他跟我不相伯仲的肚腩,你咪五十步笑百步啦,生果佬~252Please respect copyright.PENANAHf1oXTqNvX
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口中當然唯唯諾諾的應道:「以前阿直唔准我哋食煙飲酒嘅,所以一直都無呢啲嗜好,除咗食嘢…我知道要減肥㗎嘞。」