最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。250Please respect copyright.PENANAzHozqaRs2u
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。250Please respect copyright.PENANA14NrE1n9tu
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?250Please respect copyright.PENANA9zlIymsTX2
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~250Please respect copyright.PENANAW2MwMx1hHW
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。250Please respect copyright.PENANAHY96pABhQn
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。250Please respect copyright.PENANA3hOodDciil
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面250Please respect copyright.PENANAJUxoPiGRrN
我:我係戀物type250Please respect copyright.PENANAYkGRSlgbzk
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。250Please respect copyright.PENANAyTbZk84i7J
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?250Please respect copyright.PENANArVEnYPveKy
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我:女裝250Please respect copyright.PENANAFGO7iNfKyE
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?250Please respect copyright.PENANAGR2Q6ZaQ3n
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。250Please respect copyright.PENANAjB4ANOhA5z
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。250Please respect copyright.PENANAeo3evL9MZE
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。250Please respect copyright.PENANAU8rQVt986O
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。250Please respect copyright.PENANArRp6iujiGZ
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。250Please respect copyright.PENANAaCePu6thk8
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。250Please respect copyright.PENANAH7gJhf6oZG
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。250Please respect copyright.PENANAdP1cxRViwE
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。250Please respect copyright.PENANAheq8KoUQih
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?250Please respect copyright.PENANATbxYtVRfUN
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阿玲:女朋友就有。250Please respect copyright.PENANAyQZFru99eu
(暗笑地回道)250Please respect copyright.PENANAEcAjWun08B
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。250Please respect copyright.PENANAz3KUSUgubI
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我:邊個邊個?250Please respect copyright.PENANAH8DXqozneq
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)250Please respect copyright.PENANAi9hunJhpvn
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。250Please respect copyright.PENANAQBSJGwzoBZ
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。250Please respect copyright.PENANASv4z2ch7dE
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。250Please respect copyright.PENANAgX3PopLLMf
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。250Please respect copyright.PENANADluzBawf48
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。250Please respect copyright.PENANAbDsh92c6ur
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。250Please respect copyright.PENANAnL6yULrkPq
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。250Please respect copyright.PENANAKYhk1njr5l
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!250Please respect copyright.PENANAPZ8gqKXFoV
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。250Please respect copyright.PENANAYM0i18kbUA
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?250Please respect copyright.PENANAWzvskCmQ9Z
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我:知少少啦~250Please respect copyright.PENANAuZbaAcqDp7
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。250Please respect copyright.PENANAIs3NGQ1aAJ
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。250Please respect copyright.PENANAKaVwv7ummE
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。250Please respect copyright.PENANApPwg7crgF4
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?250Please respect copyright.PENANAQlCY1VzKGo
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。250Please respect copyright.PENANAG9hvjfX2KS
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。250Please respect copyright.PENANAj1VSk4pvML
(佢燦爛地笑道)250Please respect copyright.PENANASaYfCJFlzV
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵250Please respect copyright.PENANANz0kxLvJxi
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!250Please respect copyright.PENANA5HbF5DayAA
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。250Please respect copyright.PENANAO6XuOI6siK
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我:我問你一個問題呀?250Please respect copyright.PENANAmXSSm09qE3
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阿玲:咩?250Please respect copyright.PENANAtHGnEHlQoI
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?250Please respect copyright.PENANAGk9nK1AIgO
(我挑逗地說)250Please respect copyright.PENANADY6tNEP89M
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。250Please respect copyright.PENANANsNlTiVwIj
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妳個答案都有想像力。250Please respect copyright.PENANAVosRh4DrXv
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。250Please respect copyright.PENANADNLaTmquQE
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。250Please respect copyright.PENANADzDQ8SIf46
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。250Please respect copyright.PENANAs9eFbzFyYU
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「I love it when you call me senoirta250Please respect copyright.PENANAV451a2dtd7
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya250Please respect copyright.PENANAQINEzgTATs
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la250Please respect copyright.PENANAHRvGD7PfJ2
It's true, la-la-la250Please respect copyright.PENANArKgHJMmzLs
Ooh, I should be running250Please respect copyright.PENANAIrmVKqDqvF
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」250Please respect copyright.PENANAtck2CGYaIk
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首歌名係Senorita250Please respect copyright.PENANA94bLVZsK5F
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。250Please respect copyright.PENANABWx1fkjKrZ
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。250Please respect copyright.PENANAVZ54hYTbig
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。250Please respect copyright.PENANAjUfi1PgQX9
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?250Please respect copyright.PENANA4xcrCXkqFM
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。250Please respect copyright.PENANAnIT2yIixgS
(挑逗地說)250Please respect copyright.PENANA8aiKB4MePX
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。250Please respect copyright.PENANAnTFjqWqdqc
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)250Please respect copyright.PENANAOE2e4Y5L2m
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。250Please respect copyright.PENANAPfc7swcIms
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。250Please respect copyright.PENANAGxJ0LlwCpl
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。250Please respect copyright.PENANATsaQKICkHq
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。250Please respect copyright.PENANAMrVh7giSS1
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。250Please respect copyright.PENANAI57SDUI1Sk
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。250Please respect copyright.PENANANhjxGrvqne
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。250Please respect copyright.PENANANN1jF8e4RZ
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我:一言為定250Please respect copyright.PENANA9uD8FI3sd8
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。250Please respect copyright.PENANAUw1iZMuohX
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。250Please respect copyright.PENANAQR9dxeBsCZ
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。250Please respect copyright.PENANAq5z2P6I61z
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。250Please respect copyright.PENANAJwzcwouqdZ
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.