最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路，終於入到一間冰室度坐。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8h3hMV3N8
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經過最新了解，知道佢x1都係phy，我心裡默喜，因為終於可以日日見面了。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfzCGcA2nL
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我：點解你咁早放嘅?272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw55hv75Fll
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阿玲：老闆好人嘛~272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6PzFgxcD3
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我地望左陣餐牌，然後叫埋野食。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzh2Qud1QgS
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阿玲：你真係唔打J㗎？你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2wsNsHLgx
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我：會嘅，但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiA4xeyGHl
我：我係戀物type272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTHJ0MGVke
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講起性topic，或多或少都會尷尬。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnM2W0JCac
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阿玲：點樣戀物法？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRSp193fUb
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我：女裝272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxKC1hHaIh
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阿玲：咁有冇試過做偽娘？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBw78udIT5
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我：幼稚園時試過，但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjAdvzT2C2
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講起我嘅性生活，如果你問我中意男定女嘅話，我當然係中意女㗎啦。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXA272I8Fgv
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不過如果俾人問到：你想同男仔攪定女仔攪？我就會諗一陣先答到：同女仔攪。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGTUAGigRz
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只不過，我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢，我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDAmyBB3vk
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In general，「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力，或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話，有啲人真係討厭扑嘢，有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫；而我就屬於後者。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTom6U2lIU
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雖然唔一定扑嘢，但身為無性戀，都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRsYPheVxt
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲，同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多，可能返工見人見得多，所以唔再怕羞，我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8YqXbnRQ3
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dead air咗幾秒，我又問野。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwNK4EDC2z
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我：你真係未識過男朋友？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEgyGmFsBo
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阿玲：女朋友就有。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wsHyZqMBr
（暗笑地回道）272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44ttF5buOb
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呢個世代，一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常，都無須驚訝。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9FujsMYlt
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我：邊個邊個？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtqrn4sgiN
(我咀角上揚，盯住佢雙眼)272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1mgzpXrep
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你：咪你囉，你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁，我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqULtbX249
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題外話，我記得以前睇過一本書，叫做「男女心理大不同」，入面有一節講過，有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨，3成柔情似水嘅味)，咁先係最吸引女仔。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRKARX5dbt
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呢種心理背後嘅原因，係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外，有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYE5auFJ2WA
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當然，係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話，唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHYpASLppe
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但唔好忘記，你點玩都好，始終要做返男仔。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdf0lLlVRtS
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吹左陣水，飯終於到。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9Ny9GQ4eF
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉，而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯，大家仲有湯送添。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpdNGgCr37
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我：你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇！272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8FRWMKCKo
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半，阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLXeqrLc8k
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阿玲：你識唔識希臘神話?272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpZqaVeMN0
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我：知少少啦～272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa72pQ6uHY4
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D，所以唔會完全唔識。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtETgvtEn0F
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎，原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9reOqTVtJf
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阿玲：知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野，所以我專登買比你。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymlrOCgwUN
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我：多謝你呀！你買咗幾多錢呀？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVo56lxEyV
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阿玲：係我frd幫我買架，都唔係好貴啫，百零二百蚊啦。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjnqzR07ys
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阿玲：你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時，要點著呢盞燈，因為聖火會保護你呀！只要有油就點到火喇。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7KyCxwaDT
(佢燦爛地笑道)272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHwRtzqxhA
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我：但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxPDOETtTP
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阿玲：但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩？有乜理由製造完人類，就唔比人類用火煮食，明明火係生活必須品嘛！272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7KObQbFI5
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件，如果我係希臘神族，我都會反抗宙斯。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEBozYRHT2
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我：我問你一個問題呀？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9d1YTSjpTd
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阿玲：咩？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxao6O48apP
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我：如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈，攪到屋企火粥，咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyPCaTerLo
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阿玲：到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSC7x4hzXkW
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妳個答案都有想像力。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wHsaIMsTM
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我同阿玲食完飯，叫埋兩杯甜品。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxCWlnR5ke
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阿玲：我有首歌要比你聽。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdC5eqMMfa
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佢share耳筒比我，都幾好聽bo。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXcp8LIsjA
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「I love it when you call me senoirta272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1Sgxlq9yJ
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifbYtud9HD
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2XsyoF9KZ
It's true, la-la-la272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyxre4bbwg
Ooh, I should be running272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3wqqHDPRr
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYbBQYKEOm
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首歌名係Senorita272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddQk2guSBX
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cukqUvLIf
我立即攞電話出黎google，原來senorita 本來係西班牙文，意思叫：未婚女人，用廣東話型象化地表達，即係叫人地做：小姐姐。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHBFfRNSx7
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阿玲：最近熱爆wor，youtube日日都見到排榜首。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeDOPh7Ycu
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我：聽歌詞，個背景天氣應該係夏天？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSA4JBwe3Is
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阿玲：冇錯，小姐姐。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIlrISwy3t
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我：夠啦小妹妹，唔好再叫我姐姐喇。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0BNTIPPAg
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCryLLfxMsj
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「阿玲，你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱，拮件芒果餵阿玲。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbZiCCS0d0
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzY5Nutlvf
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阿玲：今個月尾，即28號開始，我有一個星期day off，想去長洲過夜呀。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSp2s5PbKK
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我：咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmcPES3FKc
我：約你28號中午，由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNGKBh2JmW
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我送阿玲一個微笑，而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjEKk7msmi
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阿玲：咁約定你到時見喇，我再wts你呀。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDC9kpEMdOW
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我：一言為定272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEx4e6G79b
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說畢，我又摸佢個頭頂。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSb52oYH50
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阿玲：哎呀，唔好攪我個頭啦，又俾你攪到亂曬。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20h62uhRLV
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我：咁我幫你梳返順囉。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl96VJWmpCJ
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最後離開冰室，我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望，默許了長洲的約會。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8sGwH79Aq
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多謝妳送我油燈，Senorita.
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