Once upon a time, there was a president named “Obama”. He is the president of the United States, and had wanted to explore Russia from when he was a young boy. So he did. He packed every single fucking thing he had into a jumbo sized suitcase and went flying off to Russia, looking forward to the extreme adventures he was sure to experience. 758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSlT3kZrZh
Shortly after arriving in Russia, he crashed (quite literally) into the president of Russia. His name is Putin. 758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfnhFf2hlw
“Oh, hello, Putin! What are you doing here?” Obama grinned at Putin.758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7DAOcOuKs
“Nothing much.. Just.. president duties.. and stuff..” Putin is currently quite shy around Obama, but that’s sure to disappear later.758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWdZgr59nO
“So.. uh..” Putin continued, “Do you like.. want to see Russia.. and stuff?”758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAL9wu8BOMt
“Sure!” Obama grinned happily, eagerly looking forward to spending time with Putin.
-10 days later~~~758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoqUuWChiC
“Putin.. I’m cold.” Obama shivers slightly, hugging his form lightly.
“Don’t worry, sweetling, I will help you. Please stay in this location until I come back.”758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJ2UlEnMSy
Putin sprinted towards the forest conveniently placed next to them, searching intently for a bear. He found one and tore his shirt off (tearing your shirt off helps with killing a bear, trust me it gives you +15% DMG), jumping on top of the bear. He then flicked a hidden knife out and slit the throat of the bear with ease. While letting it bleed out, he constructed another shirt out of everything he could find around him. He skinned the bear and tanned the skin of the bear, making a jacket. He then runs back to the location where he originally told Obama to stay. To his surprise, Obama is already wearing a coat.
“I got a coat from my special services unit!” Obama grinned happily. 758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9O7OXM21c
“No.. why!!!?? WHY MUST GOD BE A CRUEL AS THIS? WHYY!!!!????”758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8QF3xozHp
Putin fell to his knees, sobbing while still hiding the fur coat behind his back.758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82QdpESINn
“WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE??” Obama held Putin while gently dabbing tears off his face. 758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjl4HN7KwP
“Oh.. it’s nothing..” Putin recovered quickly. He felt empty after spending so much time (15 minutes) and love to make Obama his bear jacket but noooo his special forces had to get him that damned jacket.758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrApf9zcfq
“What are you holding?” Obama saw the fur coat that Putin was trying to hide. 758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhQIEIWKed
“It’s.. Uh.. It’s..”
“WHAT IS IT MY DEAREST”
“It’s your jacket,. You said that you were cold..”758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHvirU0gRE
Obama smirked inwardly. Of course he had known that Putin was making that jacket of his, he had watched him making the jacket. But seeing Putin’s face trying to conceal his now broken heart, he felt bad. A fire magically appeared next to the couple and Obama took the coat off and burnt in, watching and shivering slightly while the fires burnt the coat. He then took the coat that Putin made for him, and put it on. 758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRviqZ11wqv
“OH DEAREST IT’S PERFECT.”758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjY8gzwlw1
Putin smiled happily, and they happily walked off into the sunset while talking.758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXCf2OAyIO
“Putin, what’s for dinner?” 758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMwCatQ0Tp
“Bear meat.” 758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwftXtIwEk
“Alright~”758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6RzPeczHv
And they lived happily.
ever.
after.
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