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健身武林

異想匠人DK 異想匠人DK
Feb 2, 2025 40 2 Mins Read 574 Words
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可用舊文的話...... 健身武林 第一章 滿尷尬地!

第一章 我討厭照鏡子

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我討厭照鏡子，特別是見到我那三層肉。

我討厭去泳池，明明是男生，胸部肥的比女生還大。

女同學們有時會調戲我，「高不成，你的尺寸比我大喔~!」

有D吧~!

我表面上笑一笑，心理想「媽的，我又跟妳們不熟，笑什麼笑」

她們看出我臉上的尷尬，

還不斷在我周圍嘻嘻哈哈，在整個氣氛融洽的歡笑聲中

就只我一個站在中間，尷尬，滿臉的黑線。

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我心里想「這些臭女生真的很故意! 把你們的歡笑建築在我的肥胖上。」

感情是......她們把我當成吉祥物或是寵物的那種存在，

我好歹也是個男生，不要因為我胖，有胸部。

就把我當姐妹好嗎 ~ !。

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壓妹蝶~~! (やめて)

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最慘的是當我回到哥們的群體當中，

有人酸言酸語的吃醋「死胖子你被那麼多女生圍繞真的是嫉妒死我了」。

還有我的麻吉跟我講「死胖子! 你不要搶我的小美哦! 她是我的! 雖然我還沒追到」

我一臉臭屁的講「好啦好啦知道啦小美留給你，其它的我就收下了」

此話一出，兄弟們群起炸裂，大家打鬧成一團。

但是他們不知道我心中的悲哀，我在那些女生眼中只不過是個只吉祥物而已!

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最近我家樓下開了一間健身房，我進去看一下。

一開始有試用期3天，不用收費。

看到很多人在運動，

我也試了一下某一個看起來很簡單的器材

我一看，直覺應該是這樣子。

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然後上來

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然後……我看看……

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這樣如何?

錯誤示範

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唉啊~!

我向前翻跟斗，摔下去跌個四腳朝天，我整個人像隻翻滾的烤乳豬，啪的一聲摔在地上，四肢攤平，姿勢彷彿在表演現代藝術。

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Oh, Shit~!

故作鎮定快步往大門方向走出去，

聽到身後傳來，哈哈哈的嘲笑聲。

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笑ってんじゃねーよ~! (不要笑)

我快馬加鞭，含淚奪門而出。

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