Mordecai and Deku made it to the entrance gates of Kurtistown.
"Hold on," Mordecai stopped Deku and walked forward.
Two yee-yee boys, one dressed in blue camo, the other wearing green camo, blocked Mordecai's way.
"What's y'alls business here? Who sent ya?" The blue yee-yee boy stared Mordecai down as his fiddled with his rifle.
"George sent me. I mean us..." Deku walked up behind Mordecai. Mordecai shifted his hips to let the yee-yee boys know he had a humongus epic flame thrower attached to his belt.
The yee-yee boys nodded and opened the gates. Mordecai and Deku walked down the path into the old town road. The pair made it to a large building with a long red carpet that lead from the outside to the inside. The carpet was covered in mud. This place was redneck, that's for sure. Mordecai busted the doors down and walked in.
Infront of Mordecai and Deku sat Kurtis Conner, leader of Kurtistown. Kurtis, with his awesome stache and rocking mullet wasn't paying attention to the newcomers at the door, but to something else.
His eyes were focused on a bowl next to him, filled with water. A fish sat inside. Kurtis lovingly stroked the bowl.
"Gosh Dory, you amazing, I'm gonna sing a song to ya," Kurtis coughed.
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," The blue fish implied.
Kurtis cleared his throat,
"Well, I just got done on my old man's farm135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZA0ReonBJ
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So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRJYbv6mbb
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She's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet
She's the yee to my yee135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduoj8Gw7Ec
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But there's just one thing about her135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Q1So8hixf
That I just can't believe (I can't believe)135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqAcAK6KbY
When I look in thosе eyes, it ain't no surprise135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Nfe6aB1vY
Shе's the most southern girl I've dated (yee, yee)135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuPIfXVi1j
But there's only one thing wrong with this woman135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHd7QsLVelT
We're not blood related
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We're not blood related135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSHTozuyJx
Yee, yee,"
"Hi, I'm Dory. Who are you, handsome man?" Dory looked at Kurtis.
Kurtis continued, still serenading the fish,
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But how we're supposed to start a family if we ain't family?
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She's everything I need (you're everything I need)135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rjZJakZeF
Except she's not my sister135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5TQBORJBA
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Like a fish on my daddy's fish pole135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFAqtmI39W
You got me hooked and my breath is baited135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYJniGFHAk
But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAoRQhkBst
Still not blood related
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You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes..."
Kurtis stopped. He motioned for some yee-yee boys to come over.135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EczsEtPA4
"Boys, give this lady a special treat. Code Red style," Kurtis smiled and nodded at Dory. The yee-yee boys pulled out a Code Red Mountain Dew and poured it into Dory's tank.135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ixgz1ef1j
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," Dory said.
Dory's tank filled with Code Red. She began to choke, and then died.
"Darn..." Kurtis sighed.135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVb9hKoR2cE
But then Chris Mclean walked in, Dory's brother. Chris swiped his lushious locks back and flashed a smile at Kurtis. Kurtis knew what happiness finally felt like after meeting Chris's gaze,
"Well folks, we got to talking and135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXD8mpY7Kb
One thing led to another135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZJH1LR53J
And if I want this girl to be family135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaWkHB1tjt
I guess I just gotta marry her brother..
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The wheels of my truck135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EHFBndVuw
He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4tXg0VUn2
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But I'm in love with your brother even though135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRObXTSHbB
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)135Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5SWrBqpb7
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)"
Kurtis locked eyes with Chris intensely, his eyes becoming red from lack of water. Kurtis returned his gaze to the newcomers who had patiently waited for Kurtis's serenade to be over.
Deku applauded Kurtis and began preforming the berries and cream dance. Kurtis shooed Chris away. Kurtis hopped up and nodded at Deku's dancing.
"Woah. Darn good dance moves," He smiled at Deku, then glared at Mordecai, "I done heard George sent ya. What does he want now?" Kurtis licked the dip in his mouth.
"I think you know what.." Mordecai stared back at Kurtis unpleasantly.
The two men had beef with eachother.
