Mordecai and Deku made it to the entrance gates of Kurtistown.
"Hold on," Mordecai stopped Deku and walked forward.
Two yee-yee boys, one dressed in blue camo, the other wearing green camo, blocked Mordecai's way.
"What's y'alls business here? Who sent ya?" The blue yee-yee boy stared Mordecai down as his fiddled with his rifle.
"George sent me. I mean us..." Deku walked up behind Mordecai. Mordecai shifted his hips to let the yee-yee boys know he had a humongus epic flame thrower attached to his belt.
The yee-yee boys nodded and opened the gates. Mordecai and Deku walked down the path into the old town road. The pair made it to a large building with a long red carpet that lead from the outside to the inside. The carpet was covered in mud. This place was redneck, that's for sure. Mordecai busted the doors down and walked in.
Infront of Mordecai and Deku sat Kurtis Conner, leader of Kurtistown. Kurtis, with his awesome stache and rocking mullet wasn't paying attention to the newcomers at the door, but to something else.
His eyes were focused on a bowl next to him, filled with water. A fish sat inside. Kurtis lovingly stroked the bowl.
"Gosh Dory, you amazing, I'm gonna sing a song to ya," Kurtis coughed.
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," The blue fish implied.
Kurtis cleared his throat,
"Well, I just got done on my old man's farm147Please respect copyright.PENANADy3GPl50nP
And I walked on into town (alright)147Please respect copyright.PENANAYlqVGNQ0Z2
I saw a girl with big blue fins147Please respect copyright.PENANACwDJl7Pfki
And her fins right on the ground147Please respect copyright.PENANApSbi2tNAMH
So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge147Please respect copyright.PENANAR5XYw166CZ
And I opened them with my feet147Please respect copyright.PENANAzsOVmRozZh
And let me tell you something 'bout this girl147Please respect copyright.PENANAmldflyDiuI
She's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet
She's the yee to my yee147Please respect copyright.PENANAa6k7CI0jie
The ground to my beef147Please respect copyright.PENANAE6xGIfr81i
She's the girl of all my dreams (alrigtht)147Please respect copyright.PENANA0pOassY2CC
But there's just one thing about her147Please respect copyright.PENANA3KaUCF9ocM
That I just can't believe (I can't believe)147Please respect copyright.PENANANogfUrzEM4
When I look in thosе eyes, it ain't no surprise147Please respect copyright.PENANAsSDzNwgadK
Shе's the most southern girl I've dated (yee, yee)147Please respect copyright.PENANABx0fUtm5pw
But there's only one thing wrong with this woman147Please respect copyright.PENANABJLrwvQCnU
We're not blood related
Oh brother, what will my daddy say about this?147Please respect copyright.PENANAwNnrR7X0xQ
We're not blood related147Please respect copyright.PENANAi9kGYyOHGg
Yee, yee,"
"Hi, I'm Dory. Who are you, handsome man?" Dory looked at Kurtis.
Kurtis continued, still serenading the fish,
"My friends say I'm crazy for loving you147Please respect copyright.PENANAxzgUfnjToE
But I don't know what else to do (What else can I do?)147Please respect copyright.PENANASEGuytKsj0
You got a lip full of dip and a heart full of love147Please respect copyright.PENANA2QrN63Basv
You're sweeter than Mountain Dew (code red)147Please respect copyright.PENANA16yMbgBmj6
I'd stand in a circle of fire for you147Please respect copyright.PENANAWNNr0SGyDt
And let a bull chase after me (I swear to God)147Please respect copyright.PENANATviOQ5vY1K
But how we're supposed to start a family if we ain't family?
She's the yee to my haw147Please respect copyright.PENANAZopxxki0n8
The see to my saw147Please respect copyright.PENANAS66nKi7CZ9
She's everything I need (you're everything I need)147Please respect copyright.PENANA0kaOiCyz6a
Except she's not my sister147Please respect copyright.PENANACYswc4nQ3Y
Or my cousin at the very least (Oh, c'mon!)147Please respect copyright.PENANA87QdQ9EUYy
Like a fish on my daddy's fish pole147Please respect copyright.PENANAgLMUzpKgUj
You got me hooked and my breath is baited147Please respect copyright.PENANA0CYNpMwrlI
But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl147Please respect copyright.PENANAk6FbzQrD8v
Still not blood related
Woo!147Please respect copyright.PENANAqp4rjAzsAr
C'mon now147Please respect copyright.PENANAhPGgFL7J10
You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes..."
Kurtis stopped. He motioned for some yee-yee boys to come over.147Please respect copyright.PENANARdQx58WSmE
"Boys, give this lady a special treat. Code Red style," Kurtis smiled and nodded at Dory. The yee-yee boys pulled out a Code Red Mountain Dew and poured it into Dory's tank.147Please respect copyright.PENANA5g1QlrrcYm
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," Dory said.
Dory's tank filled with Code Red. She began to choke, and then died.
"Darn..." Kurtis sighed.147Please respect copyright.PENANABXavU6ws0q
But then Chris Mclean walked in, Dory's brother. Chris swiped his lushious locks back and flashed a smile at Kurtis. Kurtis knew what happiness finally felt like after meeting Chris's gaze,
"Well folks, we got to talking and147Please respect copyright.PENANAyOt0Nb3xCJ
One thing led to another147Please respect copyright.PENANAkZqcyYjg79
And if I want this girl to be family147Please respect copyright.PENANAPcsYwjIxK1
I guess I just gotta marry her brother..
He's the skin to my buck147Please respect copyright.PENANAm1jMzHPlYE
The wheels of my truck147Please respect copyright.PENANAOPs8dyq6GX
He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)147Please respect copyright.PENANAtWevlGOFtu
And there ain't one thing about him147Please respect copyright.PENANA5XL4YszJpO
That I would ever change (he's the perfect man)147Please respect copyright.PENANAqvUBAJwWua
Now honey, I know it might take a while147Please respect copyright.PENANAWuAdBIM2Kl
For you to get sitiated (I understand)147Please respect copyright.PENANA9qMqnHH6M1
But I'm in love with your brother even though147Please respect copyright.PENANAYm1Cod8UVt
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)147Please respect copyright.PENANArilsAVB8ln
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)"
Kurtis locked eyes with Chris intensely, his eyes becoming red from lack of water. Kurtis returned his gaze to the newcomers who had patiently waited for Kurtis's serenade to be over.
Deku applauded Kurtis and began preforming the berries and cream dance. Kurtis shooed Chris away. Kurtis hopped up and nodded at Deku's dancing.
"Woah. Darn good dance moves," He smiled at Deku, then glared at Mordecai, "I done heard George sent ya. What does he want now?" Kurtis licked the dip in his mouth.
"I think you know what.." Mordecai stared back at Kurtis unpleasantly.
The two men had beef with eachother.