Mordecai and Deku made it to the entrance gates of Kurtistown.
"Hold on," Mordecai stopped Deku and walked forward.
Two yee-yee boys, one dressed in blue camo, the other wearing green camo, blocked Mordecai's way.
"What's y'alls business here? Who sent ya?" The blue yee-yee boy stared Mordecai down as his fiddled with his rifle.
"George sent me. I mean us..." Deku walked up behind Mordecai. Mordecai shifted his hips to let the yee-yee boys know he had a humongus epic flame thrower attached to his belt.
The yee-yee boys nodded and opened the gates. Mordecai and Deku walked down the path into the old town road. The pair made it to a large building with a long red carpet that lead from the outside to the inside. The carpet was covered in mud. This place was redneck, that's for sure. Mordecai busted the doors down and walked in.
Infront of Mordecai and Deku sat Kurtis Conner, leader of Kurtistown. Kurtis, with his awesome stache and rocking mullet wasn't paying attention to the newcomers at the door, but to something else.
His eyes were focused on a bowl next to him, filled with water. A fish sat inside. Kurtis lovingly stroked the bowl.
"Gosh Dory, you amazing, I'm gonna sing a song to ya," Kurtis coughed.
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," The blue fish implied.
Kurtis cleared his throat,
"Well, I just got done on my old man's farm151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvpNHbpLNA
And I walked on into town (alright)151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwx48kIRAA
I saw a girl with big blue fins151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XZxOJQmKM
And her fins right on the ground151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtc6BNRFy7I
So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKY1LhEpbO
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And let me tell you something 'bout this girl151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpac7zpDcid
She's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet
She's the yee to my yee151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZzvEC1gV5
The ground to my beef151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGnGw6Ly3u
She's the girl of all my dreams (alrigtht)151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PbSA6MA1W
But there's just one thing about her151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZ36EKryrQ
That I just can't believe (I can't believe)151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmJEjCTNKA
When I look in thosе eyes, it ain't no surprise151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLNoTcL6Jk
Shе's the most southern girl I've dated (yee, yee)151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5x9dEaWvW
But there's only one thing wrong with this woman151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrqEeHBCN2
We're not blood related
Oh brother, what will my daddy say about this?151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjin8TAWhD
We're not blood related151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrhJYp9rwi
Yee, yee,"
"Hi, I'm Dory. Who are you, handsome man?" Dory looked at Kurtis.
Kurtis continued, still serenading the fish,
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But I don't know what else to do (What else can I do?)151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxd5XFs1JBf
You got a lip full of dip and a heart full of love151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiXmN1bJqi
You're sweeter than Mountain Dew (code red)151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52QqP8vbMv
I'd stand in a circle of fire for you151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAWIlVx4FP
And let a bull chase after me (I swear to God)151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVB2ALa9Elx
But how we're supposed to start a family if we ain't family?
She's the yee to my haw151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtuGIbkw3h
The see to my saw151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuPq3xD28v
She's everything I need (you're everything I need)151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdG6OekHVF
Except she's not my sister151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2NU5VB7N9
Or my cousin at the very least (Oh, c'mon!)151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64J82Iy1mG
Like a fish on my daddy's fish pole151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YRVND3Y5c
You got me hooked and my breath is baited151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JH7owEkem
But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DHqISyVeK
Still not blood related
Woo!151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96pVs973UD
C'mon now151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLg6unVu9y
You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes..."
Kurtis stopped. He motioned for some yee-yee boys to come over.151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqK6enJ95j0
"Boys, give this lady a special treat. Code Red style," Kurtis smiled and nodded at Dory. The yee-yee boys pulled out a Code Red Mountain Dew and poured it into Dory's tank.151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ERHYfsrBU
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," Dory said.
Dory's tank filled with Code Red. She began to choke, and then died.
"Darn..." Kurtis sighed.151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlXu3fPPPX
But then Chris Mclean walked in, Dory's brother. Chris swiped his lushious locks back and flashed a smile at Kurtis. Kurtis knew what happiness finally felt like after meeting Chris's gaze,
"Well folks, we got to talking and151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCjuxLenY2
One thing led to another151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKC7Tqnc8E
And if I want this girl to be family151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4BOwhxeCP
I guess I just gotta marry her brother..
He's the skin to my buck151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtaBqEVphS
The wheels of my truck151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ijvNesYfp
He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8R62BDLsck
And there ain't one thing about him151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiIsI9o92L
That I would ever change (he's the perfect man)151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkvNC5oYbG
Now honey, I know it might take a while151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlMFeZeF1g
For you to get sitiated (I understand)151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywbzt3Fgmt
But I'm in love with your brother even though151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wDr4RhMmE
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSEYzLkSBT
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)"
Kurtis locked eyes with Chris intensely, his eyes becoming red from lack of water. Kurtis returned his gaze to the newcomers who had patiently waited for Kurtis's serenade to be over.
Deku applauded Kurtis and began preforming the berries and cream dance. Kurtis shooed Chris away. Kurtis hopped up and nodded at Deku's dancing.
"Woah. Darn good dance moves," He smiled at Deku, then glared at Mordecai, "I done heard George sent ya. What does he want now?" Kurtis licked the dip in his mouth.
"I think you know what.." Mordecai stared back at Kurtis unpleasantly.
The two men had beef with eachother.
