Mordecai and Deku made it to the entrance gates of Kurtistown.
"Hold on," Mordecai stopped Deku and walked forward.
Two yee-yee boys, one dressed in blue camo, the other wearing green camo, blocked Mordecai's way.
"What's y'alls business here? Who sent ya?" The blue yee-yee boy stared Mordecai down as his fiddled with his rifle.
"George sent me. I mean us..." Deku walked up behind Mordecai. Mordecai shifted his hips to let the yee-yee boys know he had a humongus epic flame thrower attached to his belt.
The yee-yee boys nodded and opened the gates. Mordecai and Deku walked down the path into the old town road. The pair made it to a large building with a long red carpet that lead from the outside to the inside. The carpet was covered in mud. This place was redneck, that's for sure. Mordecai busted the doors down and walked in.
Infront of Mordecai and Deku sat Kurtis Conner, leader of Kurtistown. Kurtis, with his awesome stache and rocking mullet wasn't paying attention to the newcomers at the door, but to something else.
His eyes were focused on a bowl next to him, filled with water. A fish sat inside. Kurtis lovingly stroked the bowl.
"Gosh Dory, you amazing, I'm gonna sing a song to ya," Kurtis coughed.
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," The blue fish implied.
Kurtis cleared his throat,
"Well, I just got done on my old man's farm134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUhquDOt5x
And I walked on into town (alright)134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRd5hHKAeus
I saw a girl with big blue fins134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nCgpuY9Cm
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So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQASVrZGwA
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And let me tell you something 'bout this girl134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtkYZ5PFIx
She's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet
She's the yee to my yee134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWek58njiaC
The ground to my beef134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QQuWGJ45i
She's the girl of all my dreams (alrigtht)134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjl2P4humY2
But there's just one thing about her134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyX2yR8GGg
That I just can't believe (I can't believe)134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPMUl9xCVQ
When I look in thosе eyes, it ain't no surprise134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIz68bgc7QM
Shе's the most southern girl I've dated (yee, yee)134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqUMBScEJG
But there's only one thing wrong with this woman134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbfH4nBfwk
We're not blood related
Oh brother, what will my daddy say about this?134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUnajQsi7Y
We're not blood related134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDEvFceCDM
Yee, yee,"
"Hi, I'm Dory. Who are you, handsome man?" Dory looked at Kurtis.
Kurtis continued, still serenading the fish,
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And let a bull chase after me (I swear to God)134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprEzvBEYYI
But how we're supposed to start a family if we ain't family?
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The see to my saw134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhbg7gNIB4
She's everything I need (you're everything I need)134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYS1aEUmyt
Except she's not my sister134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImaiZrpY3U
Or my cousin at the very least (Oh, c'mon!)134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMDGQ7F8fM
Like a fish on my daddy's fish pole134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinjJsfrFAy
You got me hooked and my breath is baited134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3TSvhiHTu
But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX002i0gyY4
Still not blood related
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You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes..."
Kurtis stopped. He motioned for some yee-yee boys to come over.134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdC6AQsxrS1
"Boys, give this lady a special treat. Code Red style," Kurtis smiled and nodded at Dory. The yee-yee boys pulled out a Code Red Mountain Dew and poured it into Dory's tank.134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFXPTqUsVX
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," Dory said.
Dory's tank filled with Code Red. She began to choke, and then died.
"Darn..." Kurtis sighed.134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIFH7pSW9z
But then Chris Mclean walked in, Dory's brother. Chris swiped his lushious locks back and flashed a smile at Kurtis. Kurtis knew what happiness finally felt like after meeting Chris's gaze,
"Well folks, we got to talking and134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Yhpjxko8g
One thing led to another134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyddKmYtzm
And if I want this girl to be family134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbF1RGECct
I guess I just gotta marry her brother..
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The wheels of my truck134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LAjvH0TLW
He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CeYQVHPie
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But I'm in love with your brother even though134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyA9OM8X3k
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)134Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpQjWGUDkW
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)"
Kurtis locked eyes with Chris intensely, his eyes becoming red from lack of water. Kurtis returned his gaze to the newcomers who had patiently waited for Kurtis's serenade to be over.
Deku applauded Kurtis and began preforming the berries and cream dance. Kurtis shooed Chris away. Kurtis hopped up and nodded at Deku's dancing.
"Woah. Darn good dance moves," He smiled at Deku, then glared at Mordecai, "I done heard George sent ya. What does he want now?" Kurtis licked the dip in his mouth.
"I think you know what.." Mordecai stared back at Kurtis unpleasantly.
The two men had beef with eachother.
