Mordecai and Deku made it to the entrance gates of Kurtistown.
"Hold on," Mordecai stopped Deku and walked forward.
Two yee-yee boys, one dressed in blue camo, the other wearing green camo, blocked Mordecai's way.
"What's y'alls business here? Who sent ya?" The blue yee-yee boy stared Mordecai down as his fiddled with his rifle.
"George sent me. I mean us..." Deku walked up behind Mordecai. Mordecai shifted his hips to let the yee-yee boys know he had a humongus epic flame thrower attached to his belt.
The yee-yee boys nodded and opened the gates. Mordecai and Deku walked down the path into the old town road. The pair made it to a large building with a long red carpet that lead from the outside to the inside. The carpet was covered in mud. This place was redneck, that's for sure. Mordecai busted the doors down and walked in.
Infront of Mordecai and Deku sat Kurtis Conner, leader of Kurtistown. Kurtis, with his awesome stache and rocking mullet wasn't paying attention to the newcomers at the door, but to something else.
His eyes were focused on a bowl next to him, filled with water. A fish sat inside. Kurtis lovingly stroked the bowl.
"Gosh Dory, you amazing, I'm gonna sing a song to ya," Kurtis coughed.
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," The blue fish implied.
Kurtis cleared his throat,
"Well, I just got done on my old man's farm147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDy3GPl50nP
And I walked on into town (alright)147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlqVGNQ0Z2
I saw a girl with big blue fins147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwDJl7Pfki
And her fins right on the ground147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSbi2tNAMH
So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5XYw166CZ
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And let me tell you something 'bout this girl147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmldflyDiuI
She's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet
She's the yee to my yee147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6k7CI0jie
The ground to my beef147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6xGIfr81i
She's the girl of all my dreams (alrigtht)147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pOassY2CC
But there's just one thing about her147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KaUCF9ocM
That I just can't believe (I can't believe)147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNogfUrzEM4
When I look in thosе eyes, it ain't no surprise147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSDzNwgadK
Shе's the most southern girl I've dated (yee, yee)147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBx0fUtm5pw
But there's only one thing wrong with this woman147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJLrwvQCnU
We're not blood related
Oh brother, what will my daddy say about this?147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNnrR7X0xQ
We're not blood related147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9kGYyOHGg
Yee, yee,"
"Hi, I'm Dory. Who are you, handsome man?" Dory looked at Kurtis.
Kurtis continued, still serenading the fish,
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I'd stand in a circle of fire for you147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNNr0SGyDt
And let a bull chase after me (I swear to God)147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTviOQ5vY1K
But how we're supposed to start a family if we ain't family?
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The see to my saw147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS66nKi7CZ9
She's everything I need (you're everything I need)147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kaOiCyz6a
Except she's not my sister147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYswc4nQ3Y
Or my cousin at the very least (Oh, c'mon!)147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87QdQ9EUYy
Like a fish on my daddy's fish pole147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLMUzpKgUj
You got me hooked and my breath is baited147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CYNpMwrlI
But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6FbzQrD8v
Still not blood related
Woo!147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqp4rjAzsAr
C'mon now147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPGgFL7J10
You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes..."
Kurtis stopped. He motioned for some yee-yee boys to come over.147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdQx58WSmE
"Boys, give this lady a special treat. Code Red style," Kurtis smiled and nodded at Dory. The yee-yee boys pulled out a Code Red Mountain Dew and poured it into Dory's tank.147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5g1QlrrcYm
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," Dory said.
Dory's tank filled with Code Red. She began to choke, and then died.
"Darn..." Kurtis sighed.147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXavU6ws0q
But then Chris Mclean walked in, Dory's brother. Chris swiped his lushious locks back and flashed a smile at Kurtis. Kurtis knew what happiness finally felt like after meeting Chris's gaze,
"Well folks, we got to talking and147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOt0Nb3xCJ
One thing led to another147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZqcyYjg79
And if I want this girl to be family147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcsYwjIxK1
I guess I just gotta marry her brother..
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The wheels of my truck147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPs8dyq6GX
He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWevlGOFtu
And there ain't one thing about him147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XL4YszJpO
That I would ever change (he's the perfect man)147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvUBAJwWua
Now honey, I know it might take a while147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuAdBIM2Kl
For you to get sitiated (I understand)147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qMqnHH6M1
But I'm in love with your brother even though147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYm1Cod8UVt
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrilsAVB8ln
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)"
Kurtis locked eyes with Chris intensely, his eyes becoming red from lack of water. Kurtis returned his gaze to the newcomers who had patiently waited for Kurtis's serenade to be over.
Deku applauded Kurtis and began preforming the berries and cream dance. Kurtis shooed Chris away. Kurtis hopped up and nodded at Deku's dancing.
"Woah. Darn good dance moves," He smiled at Deku, then glared at Mordecai, "I done heard George sent ya. What does he want now?" Kurtis licked the dip in his mouth.
"I think you know what.." Mordecai stared back at Kurtis unpleasantly.
The two men had beef with eachother.
