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「我都唔撚明,你呢d柒頭皮點會連中五都讀唔好架..」我同師父走出升降機,準備行返去我地位於E室既家252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXi0oILSm6
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坐響梳化既一個短髮少女轉頭:「咦,石仔返左黎啦,師父呢」呢個正正就係師父既親戚林新月,佢同我一樣細細個就跟左師父252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtI6wbxsyj
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「都係唔好啦,聽日出去買過哂D內衣褲啦,石仔你都係信唔過架...係呢,咁你比師父趕走左之後點呀?」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4hiQQ5nFY
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之後既幾日,我地IID既特工都有繼續巡邏,但佢地似乎因為身份已經敗露,所以再冇現身252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFCIOlsOGa
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最開心既係,每晚瞳瞳都會打黎睇下我有冇溫書上面既問題,醒目既我當然一早準備好問題啦,瞳瞳亦都好耐心咁答我252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PFOQBBHgC
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