Hmm.
Hmmm.
Hmmmm.
Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of an attractive alien?
I'm convinced that each and every one of you has, even if that attractive alien is yourself.
Oh? You don't know what an attractive alien is? It's something my 16 year old self made up.
Attractive alien: Noun. Adjective. A person who is so good looking, their beauty is deemed otherworldly.
As my 16 year old would have described it:
"You know, those perfect people that have the perfect looks and the perfect personalities, but somehow don't exist in the real world..and when they do exist, they're either taken, gay/lesbian or just simply live on the other side of this world."
So that's who they are. Unfortunately, I'm not one of them. Are you? If you are, and you're older than 21, message me lol. I'm single and not ready to mingle, but we can play minecraft together.
Anyway, advertisement out of the way, have you ever been in the situation where you wake up, get ready for the day and head out, expecting to see an attractive alien because you've have made an effort to look good?
I used to do it as a teen. Now though? Not really. Once you reach a certain age, you can only be bothered wearing hoodies and sweatpants.
Anyway, yes? No?
What about those times where you couldn't give a shit about how you looked like and just went out thinking it wasn't worth it? For me, that's going out with greezy hair and an umshaved moustache. Yes, women get moustaches too. That's a discussion for another day.
After years of experimenting, I've concluded that when you go out unprepared, you encounter a lot of attractive aliens.
It used to frustrate me so much when I was a teen because I wanted to look as good as them. Then I came to the realisation that I'd never be an attractive alien because of my genes. I'm just an alien.
But as an adult, it has me thinking. Is there really something wrong with the way I look, or am I trying hard to mold myself into what society expects me to look like?
What really defines an attractive alien? Is it their appearance, or is it something within?
Strangely, now, lying in bed, when I think of an attractive alien, I think of a person with compassion; a person so compassionate that their kindness and understanding shines through their actions and words.
Hmmm...I guess I do also imagine a person blushing and smiling, but hey, anyone can do that too! So what I'm trying to say is that anyone can be an attractive alien. Yeah, appearances do matter a little bit, but if you're ugly from the inside, then your appearance doesn't mean shit.
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