147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8b2pBju0Uc
剛剛在網路上找到一首很有意思的歌。
147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxW9Jels4f5
連結：歌曲連結
147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBruQ4Xroh
歌詞＋翻譯：（我自己亂亂翻的）
147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1TrUnpKMI
Strange times we're living in, panic and hysteria
我們生活在一個奇怪的時代，充斥著恐慌和歇斯底里。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKN7nZvT0Xz
Poor man learn the rich man don't care for ya
窮人意識到富人根本不在乎他們。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLl2nyl6lI
Narcissist mindsets spread like malaria
自戀的心態像是瘧疾一樣傳播。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqhmpW2neu
Sit back and watch the show, America!
坐下然後看著這場荒唐的戲劇，America!
Britain split through fickle shit
這幫從英國分裂出來，善變的混蛋。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOg5yl0KerW
A government of hypocrites
一個由偽君子主持的政府。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgIy50IpDk
These counterfeit politicians sit
由這些戴著面具的政治人物把持著。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Kp9MvXlBm
In parliament, not adequate
在議會中，這些人的慾望永遠不會被滿足。
Needlessly bleeding resources all dry
不必要的流血使的資源全部都白白流失了。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5yiNgBKll
Turn a blind eye if it means a pay rise
但只要拿到了錢，這些人就睜一隻眼閉一隻眼。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLyJcFLAvO
"Oh what a shame it would be I would die"
"喔，如果我們死掉了，那將會是多麼的可惜啊!"147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJZibHLMva
If Number 10 Downing Street burned in a fire
－－但如果是在街底的10號住戶被一把火燒掉呢?
Only joking, only messing, don't be stressing
只是在開玩笑，不要太緊張。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLLyRmcAhn
I'm a peaceful adolescent, there's no need to be unpleasant
我是一個愛好和平的青少年，沒有必要為我的言詞而感到不舒適。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPy1o6MxmvG
Write my thesis in a rhyme scheme,to analyse the brain
我要將我的想法以韻詩的方式來唱出來，來分析這些人們的想法。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXt6YeHjhX
147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPphFZbwDu
While my fingers on the trigger of a money game
而我的手指已經按在這金錢遊戲的板機上了。
Oh rain, rain, rain, rain
喔，外面正在下著雨。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZ0Ns8oD2X
A storm, it comes our way
一個風暴即將要到來了。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYL1L8IYY1
And those who rise through distorted lies,poisoning the veins
那些透過扭曲的謊言而成功崛起的人，他們的血管內只剩下毒液。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOAw7HCz5o
But we like to point the blame, blame, blame, blame
但我們更願意相互指責。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfn3xb2NI2
It's easier to blame
相互指責永遠是比較簡單的。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1MWH5Zx4Y
But point the mirror at ourselves
但同時，我們指責的對象也是鏡中的自己。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGab9qrhJ1m
We're all part of this old money game
我們都是這古老的金錢遊戲的一份子。
147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRuxf8FzGA
Money is a game and the ladder we climb
金錢是一個遊戲，同時也是一個梯子供我們不斷的往上爬。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwzWeNvt7O
Turns a saint into a sinner with his finger in crime
讓一個聖人只要動動手指就能變成罪人。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6O2kCoFs5
I'll break it down for you motherfuckers line by line
我會把這機制拆開來一句一句的和你解釋清楚。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvfR0PPPYy
This is business economics in a nursery rhyme
這是將商業經濟用童謠來解釋的方式。
She sells seashells on a seashore
她在海濱上賣著貝殼。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvML64tnsAg
But the value of these shells will fall
但是這些貝殼的價錢一定會下跌147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLo9SoWT8b
Due to the laws of supply and demand
－－根據供需法則，147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2jrAx6EfH
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
沒有人想要買這些貝殼因為貝殼就躺在沙灘上。
Step one, you must create a sense of scarcity147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3ulbAiZie
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtbskupn7y
Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzBA3wIMKB
On an island stockpile 'em high until they're rarer than a diamond
第一步，你要利用飢餓行銷。
貝殼會比你想像中的還要值錢－－如果人們覺得貝殼是很稀有的東西。
盡你可能的找到所有的貝殼，然後把它們藏起來。
在一座島上把它們好好的堆疊起來，直到這些貝殼像是鑽石一樣值錢。
Step two, you gotta make the people think that they want 'em147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMuOXSgdmp
Really want 'em, really fuckin want 'em147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtjplENfZg
Hit 'em like Bronson147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpttbXwJGv
Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXEv8imUyw
If you haven't got a shell then you're just a fucking wasteman
第二步，你要讓人們自發的想要擁有這些貝殼。
很想要－－很她媽的想要這些貝殼。
像是經營＂布朗森＂那樣（注一）
公眾人物、置入性行銷、在黃金時段的娛樂。
如果你還沒有一個貝殼，你就是一個廢物。
Three, it's monopoly, invest inside some property147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvdBhxbbNp
Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqCO68D4nc
"Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AIRuyM9EY
Swallow all your morals, they're a poor man's quality
第三步，你要把它做成一個壟斷企業，用一些資產投資在這企業之中。
展開一個企業，做出一個商標，妥善的經營它。
＂要賣出盡可能多的貝殼＂，這會變成你的新生活準則。
吞下你那良知吧，那只不過是窮人的特質罷了。
Four, expand, expand, expand147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2q5evvdAN
Clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand
第四步，擴展、擴展、擴展。
掃蕩森林、開闢土地、鮮血在手上流淌。
Five, why just shells?147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NWCDxsSI9
Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well!
第五步，為甚麼只賣貝殼？
為甚麼要限制自己？她賣著貝殼，她還賣著石油！
Six, sell guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds,sell rocks
Sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
第六步，賣槍、賣股票、賣鑽石、賣石頭，你甚麼都賣。
把水賣給魚，把時間賣給時鐘。
Seven, press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UKKmcjgbz
Run to be the president of the United States
第七步，大力踩下油門，把腳從煞車上拿下來。
－－直到拿到美國總統為止。
Eight, big smile mate, big wave that's great147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EvmSREAX9
Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
第八步，夥計，來一個大大的笑容，一個大大的揮手。
現在事實已經超乎預期了，將謊言直接向外界宣布吧。
Nine, Polarise the people, controversy is the game147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQxfUzGjql
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
第九步，將人們兩極化，這場遊戲的意義已經從金錢變成了爭議。
他們都在說著你的名字時，他們恨你與否都已經不重要了。
Ten, the world is yours147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXa2nplZaOD
Step out on a stage to a round of applause147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgSjo2dWva
You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbymvrUybQ
And you sell seashells on the seashore
第十步，這整個世界都是你的了。
站出舞台，接受四周的掌聲吧。
你是一個騙子，一個作弊者，一個惡魔，一個婊子。
－－在那之外，你在海灘之上賣著貝殼。
Oh rain, rain, rain, rain
喔，外面正在下著雨。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9Nqwg7Owb
A storm, it comes our way
一個風暴即將要到來了。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmti72KsuK
And those who rise through distorted lies,poisoning the veins
那些透過扭曲的謊言而成功崛起的人，他們的血管內只剩下毒液。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXgkvqmIoh
But we like to point the blame, blame, blame, blame
但我們更願意相互指責。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGYswZhYdQ
It's easier to blame
相互指責永遠是比較簡單的。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PmVkedNjN
But point the mirror at ourselves
但同時，我們指責的對象也是鏡中的自己。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1Sh9vCScl
We're all part of this old money game
我們都是這古老的金錢遊戲的一份子。
147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRz0N5s3u6c
這首歌的音樂很慢，和一般的饒舌也有所區別，但卻很莫名的餘音繞樑，在我的腦中不斷迴旋。
147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RQazhDwcA
而且它指出了一點－－資本主義。
147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhe9itHuuyM
現在一切的東西幾乎都是被這樣＂名標價碼＂了。去星巴克不是為了喝咖啡；買鑽石不是為了......為了......我甚至舉不出鑽石的實際用途－－如果將微量的鑽石作為切割機的刀刃的話令當別論；買新的蘋果手機不是為了更好的性能。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDspfUWvDt
147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IQ3nVamy1
有人可能會想說：「這些都是買一個＂氣氛＂，或者說，買一個品牌啊！」
147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbAJZkr17l
甚麼時候一顆透明的礦石和＂忠貞不渝的愛情＂掛上關係了？甚麼時候每一個節日都有著亂七八糟的促銷活動？甚麼時候坐在星巴克裡用著mac成為了"文青"的象徵？147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7F8cEYzJl
147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0DSpo5IdI
當這些東西是品牌本身所賦予的時，這些東西還真的有意義嗎？
147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yxkd7BGfN
換個說法，被人操縱的情感算是情感嗎？只不過這個＂人＂並不是特定的某一個人，而是我們整個群體。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHiSSRZaIJ
147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XGYcKeZW7
147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KwrCUgnec
另外，再說一句，這首歌我最喜歡的片段就是「把水賣給魚，把時間賣給時鐘。」
147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDEY1Hjjzv
把他們賴以維生的東西抽走，再以高價賣給他們。值得深思。
147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PKCOAOcp9
注：布朗森，根據我查到少量的資料，應該是在指英國１２～１５世紀一個姓氏－－這個詞作為名字很常出現，但作為姓氏卻十分的稀少，因此，這個姓氏的人們就顯得格外尊貴。（不確定，但查不到其他資料了。）
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