於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。365Please respect copyright.PENANAaYPIdOtmlI
醫生:「我真係要入去?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAdG9W9tUl1n
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAl4MHi3cCue
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」365Please respect copyright.PENANA3MQ7bR26rj
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAa4fbxc3aaT
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAc8XKIvShMS
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAAq3zjW54I0
醫生:「唔係…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAHhruOXvzuQ
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。365Please respect copyright.PENANAHyclGnv7Dd
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAq8wO4teTij
我:「唔該…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAzkIa41WOKz
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」365Please respect copyright.PENANATHBP5TbPp4
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAKx6X6LT3Qp
醫生:「…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAXHcPw49QQZ
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。365Please respect copyright.PENANArOVqEHzzdK
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。365Please respect copyright.PENANA9mOLVsWvb1
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAdzKmnWzq5c
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」365Please respect copyright.PENANA8OUyJYzDAx
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAu1TvXM36ir
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」365Please respect copyright.PENANADwiuCcUFqW
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAhX64cXIMtq
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAGlawJbjNYV
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。365Please respect copyright.PENANAjYbLmCQPlI
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAWzAjlPhG7C
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」365Please respect copyright.PENANApCinnCp7cd
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAXyOoTsmhuL
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」365Please respect copyright.PENANA6ShJeUyS15
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAe1b8XnOoBw
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAABiCr6y4RZ
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。365Please respect copyright.PENANAWFBalycEcM
醫生:“…”365Please respect copyright.PENANAu6g66YnG8W
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”365Please respect copyright.PENANAYLFEgvJAXI
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”365Please respect copyright.PENANA5BBt0ry1fs
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”365Please respect copyright.PENANAmQJiMHJAvo
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”365Please respect copyright.PENANAMUrHBNGanC
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”365Please respect copyright.PENANAQh22LpOwxd
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。365Please respect copyright.PENANAp5VsopdYPE
醫生:“…”365Please respect copyright.PENANAqjBscMTOJ5
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。365Please respect copyright.PENANAxPO4KrRZxw
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAkoPoig2IDX
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAUGg0RftZlh
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAu3scTA2uz5
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAlVIprwUdED
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAkDt7CE7EVU
我:「無所謂呀。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAWxJzUtwr1U
店員:「完全…無所謂?」365Please respect copyright.PENANA4tqoSTstJg
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。365Please respect copyright.PENANA7sqlrQ0VX7
醫生:「…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAzrz2wcmlsD
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAH07XImZg2v
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。365Please respect copyright.PENANA9hNyfxXfR1
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。365Please respect copyright.PENANAW4G0l42iHi
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAR1EFW4y1E5
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAbaD3tclBjS
醫生:「吓,點解?」365Please respect copyright.PENANA8Cn0XTk0F5
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」365Please respect copyright.PENANAnUvPKGiZdG
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」365Please respect copyright.PENANA9JUspegNDC
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」365Please respect copyright.PENANACrPrXTmfNz
醫生:「嗱…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAO3JYyEOZne
我:「戴邊個好呀?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAlEqr13gTYy
醫:「無所謂…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAKILg4NYOCI
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。365Please respect copyright.PENANAjGKKS60fJW
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAl4k0LZpTrE
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAo3PSacoYdc
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAZqzj5N2q44
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAGVwSSeWtI9
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAaZ7japUhdY
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。365Please respect copyright.PENANAIyBffidcbn
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAQFjBRq6Q0A
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」365Please respect copyright.PENANA8i9FXouN6L
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」365Please respect copyright.PENANABmTVnpQe5X
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」365Please respect copyright.PENANASXytEQJoCa
醫生:「點當呀?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAZxYfswTAYU
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAYZgvWBfOFS
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」365Please respect copyright.PENANA8hVducIrwK
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」365Please respect copyright.PENANACoC21xLdvN
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAsOukhVDBB4
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」365Please respect copyright.PENANANjv4H4nYdf
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAy1zKq5mUob
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」365Please respect copyright.PENANAitsCKHCzT0
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAASWFIe1iz9
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」365Please respect copyright.PENANA9h7Xk6qesm
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。365Please respect copyright.PENANA8fElcmZULY
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAvaXNe2Swtj
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4rRYfQv6e
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAzG8ZlckYty
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAOLIPHaZ2DF
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAwSD5yR8fqg
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAkbrQHsZiyC
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」365Please respect copyright.PENANA4orCXeoUpA
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAKqAqa9NVcX
醫生:「咁…咁…」365Please respect copyright.PENANABijrS7T6zo
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」365Please respect copyright.PENANALV8HkiFIJf
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAqbGdTlnPk9
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」365Please respect copyright.PENANA0IIkXE6vWM
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」365Please respect copyright.PENANASmAi5SJaj8
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAvkypzfVy6t
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAaQbL8UdvSO
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAt93GmJdJ6D
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAp1J85ltrqo
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAzTTu7c1fxN
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」365Please respect copyright.PENANALfa8XsgsuT
我:「嗯。」365Please respect copyright.PENANA0SkgwsOyWo
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAomizW7wnRQ
我:「嗯。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAoOmByfNl8a
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAkQveeRPin6
我:「一半一半掛…」365Please respect copyright.PENANA7fY5vq8m5I
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAlxAgHpTzsV
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」365Please respect copyright.PENANA1rODkaqpFG
醫生:「至少我唔係…」365Please respect copyright.PENANA8jq99RGLkT
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」365Please respect copyright.PENANApxAjbP20eH
醫生:「…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAzx6ekaORud
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAE05YyLHKN2
醫生:「無喎。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAlfVRRFZRZd
我:「咁都無?」365Please respect copyright.PENANA7rvXg2MvNd
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAvUM0jlLVoD
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAr2lxBBkrAq
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」365Please respect copyright.PENANA53ErjzsqvH
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAMMQOk4GCVd
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAR39TjOHzlM
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAzhfz4z1mEL
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAlVPxu76iqD
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAEYs7WJw94a
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAAZ83NHcmxS
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAJBPmzIHYw4
醫生:「係呀…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAGNdrl1lKmH
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」365Please respect copyright.PENANAi1JE0vvlOO
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAWpSRLYLqmp
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」365Please respect copyright.PENANArMoq0pLDcc
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAglCat7Hwm5
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」365Please respect copyright.PENANARUVL1hXn9h
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」365Please respect copyright.PENANACBgpka2Jnl
我:「你話喺床上面?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAX3MKhRAM5s
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」365Please respect copyright.PENANA9pwhY5YbXA
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAaAbpMF4TdE
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAKv4HhlHMe0
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAKnb26FzCT4
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」365Please respect copyright.PENANA8liziFo5eE
我:「你繼續講先啦。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAa6O48WXzSh
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」365Please respect copyright.PENANA7dP5B9MYLW
我:「咁點解散嘅?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAYcV5MV5PyF
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAzqffe7UB07
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAznTZHhY0cW
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAlanr4FHse0
我:「噢…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAHKJxcxg6GR
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAkQ8I5UQpQN
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAKZn36mDjIm
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。365Please respect copyright.PENANAP64GfLgFs8
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」365Please respect copyright.PENANA8HOIsjBeDc
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAX3UCJFJPe8
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。365Please respect copyright.PENANA66KL58Tfq4
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAcdJy09Cn2q
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」365Please respect copyright.PENANALa7GQrYPXn
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」365Please respect copyright.PENANABJexC8ZWbK
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAU2kwEF5rSI
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAMKtBgErNiE
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」365Please respect copyright.PENANA3QTt5rqJcs
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」365Please respect copyright.PENANAw2szyMG1Kd
醫生:「問囉。」365Please respect copyright.PENANA0rqH2xVSw3
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」365Please respect copyright.PENANAw8VK5Mcdwv
醫生:「唔呃…」365Please respect copyright.PENANAxTpgF8DLxe