於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。316Please respect copyright.PENANAST3HIW1mWu
醫生:「我真係要入去?」316Please respect copyright.PENANADSCk06ZuZk
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAS2Zx21iyng
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」316Please respect copyright.PENANALaHnPdOv6V
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2mNnMMCnP
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」316Please respect copyright.PENANA20vfyVXv1v
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」316Please respect copyright.PENANASUfAE8uITZ
醫生:「唔係…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAKKYxuAfaQJ
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。316Please respect copyright.PENANAggk3OTQMS9
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA56x1JiMU5e
我:「唔該…」316Please respect copyright.PENANA7ABfQpdSKj
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAlBDN6H4m4R
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAn3GmTFi1AZ
醫生:「…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAFHkfhqB2eR
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。316Please respect copyright.PENANAn6kwLyQfFg
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。316Please respect copyright.PENANAsR4ydp4f0d
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」316Please respect copyright.PENANApCi5NbMNcL
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAVqAXkc4089
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」316Please respect copyright.PENANASvNtYTyu0A
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA5QK3hnR8ss
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAJdy2UjBJXN
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」316Please respect copyright.PENANABfCDIjk051
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。316Please respect copyright.PENANAQTq6B3NA8l
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAHqIR2WqLPT
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAKayNwvZTb0
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAR82IG5y0qn
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」316Please respect copyright.PENANArLRmU7mxZa
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」316Please respect copyright.PENANA40jfeeoC8G
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAzr9q7s6u12
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。316Please respect copyright.PENANAv3YoylZ6PV
醫生:“…”316Please respect copyright.PENANA7mkBAffg91
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”316Please respect copyright.PENANA3alhtPfoRB
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”316Please respect copyright.PENANAkzumH5tvDU
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”316Please respect copyright.PENANAtV7RUvo67I
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”316Please respect copyright.PENANAJZ1CVxZtKt
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”316Please respect copyright.PENANAx0PljH2iYX
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。316Please respect copyright.PENANAI2PS4hBB4J
醫生:“…”316Please respect copyright.PENANAuPhOwb8LY0
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。316Please respect copyright.PENANAPpY3zZ1CIX
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」316Please respect copyright.PENANA5aaTa4L3bw
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」316Please respect copyright.PENANA5RyJGwbI8h
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」316Please respect copyright.PENANASYM9oCn2Rk
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAZaANS7j9He
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」316Please respect copyright.PENANA2v4C68GjQJ
我:「無所謂呀。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAciNVUazxCb
店員:「完全…無所謂?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAnqA3GB7MBL
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。316Please respect copyright.PENANA3U45QcF2gj
醫生:「…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAuhGClFYlBP
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」316Please respect copyright.PENANATbofaUIkl2
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。316Please respect copyright.PENANAprVdJCovv5
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。316Please respect copyright.PENANATMx4bIQWuP
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAYNnovkr1WO
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAk53IKho3pD
醫生:「吓,點解?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAajRjzC8hBk
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」316Please respect copyright.PENANABFXLbuzaYz
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」316Please respect copyright.PENANABmrf8mYnBM
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」316Please respect copyright.PENANALu7XJxMXoG
醫生:「嗱…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAwh59mYjbeY
我:「戴邊個好呀?」316Please respect copyright.PENANA5DUmyIE3qs
醫:「無所謂…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAC2duxi292X
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。316Please respect copyright.PENANAhGW3Oesdhy
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA7DvDNMrC6e
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAG1avyhLLdt
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAUZJ7dw18RP
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAs155nNjLFa
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAlCUtq6Itdl
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。316Please respect copyright.PENANAFoNawrdStz
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAikX7dWrZsH
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAOtZutujoxJ
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」316Please respect copyright.PENANACbpg3klatb
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAubBCjFGjyz
醫生:「點當呀?」316Please respect copyright.PENANA7jyzUu0ec7
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA1JICWQq9cc
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」316Please respect copyright.PENANALi8ENugzL8
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA9I9yLQ2OML
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAFt3PoYIWj0
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAVY2x3DvW1W
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3HHXk8as2
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」316Please respect copyright.PENANA75UHjpr0SQ
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAScUCrAQQCN
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAIhNBXK0lZF
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。316Please respect copyright.PENANA3DQsOyJ5y5
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAeGV9dWh7SB
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」316Please respect copyright.PENANANRVOPZfJJm
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAdNN2l6EtN0
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAQsEa7vMgqb
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAbVpmqjfgzO
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAdVyIzeBnfy
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAk2A2KlA7Eq
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAqHmFwVWwCF
醫生:「咁…咁…」316Please respect copyright.PENANALGChLMUWET
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」316Please respect copyright.PENANADWaPCI8OFL
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAM5kBKHE6xW
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAGqsYdQnWE7
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」316Please respect copyright.PENANA8TZAHEAFTX
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAqBCqm2rfRj
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAWq9M9F3Nnz
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」316Please respect copyright.PENANA2sydNWubKp
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAXOXHd63sqS
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAujpz3j13lG
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAx0hDUVxFbj
我:「嗯。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAdPo1Qn2r8l
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAopkhjNVHnx
我:「嗯。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA7HgHnwgig3
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAfNjsfYIcYX
我:「一半一半掛…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAg3fQcs2pcX
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAwxXAiFpLQy
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAF6xFDiaX4l
醫生:「至少我唔係…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAN6V9AGLMpi
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」316Please respect copyright.PENANANSXWv9ZDow
醫生:「…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAiO6WEjczH0
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」316Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZMUrDEZSY
醫生:「無喎。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAcG4N2VriGO
我:「咁都無?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAlST0m8QHRn
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA7NduieMaZm
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAGthmh3Uq07
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAwJWLXRghgJ
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」316Please respect copyright.PENANADYaK3hfjj7
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAJkBP3I7lwc
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」316Please respect copyright.PENANArQWJdcHieq
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAsJRQ3lAp8C
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」316Please respect copyright.PENANA9UvpkyeMjL
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAkUKK1u1IoK
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAmKMhwetcqe
醫生:「係呀…」316Please respect copyright.PENANApRqYwnARzw
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」316Please respect copyright.PENANARdRfa4m85m
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAq7fvrr7npi
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAvH66xhF7g9
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAIIdK3VGhVG
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAq3jPjjZYhD
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」316Please respect copyright.PENANArnMKbymEl1
我:「你話喺床上面?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAHogQb9I9iI
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」316Please respect copyright.PENANArxSvNqDTsk
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAuUaeooX9iC
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAI3vF9UynEW
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZFzosdEKU
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAMQxHDnv4FA
我:「你繼續講先啦。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAWOWXk2eWMl
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAtWF5fbACO1
我:「咁點解散嘅?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAY9C2u8TD66
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」316Please respect copyright.PENANATyZAlFL4jO
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」316Please respect copyright.PENANArLXOCd3wfi
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAWZDzkLHAtO
我:「噢…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAJNxzdNfB0N
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAmTb9qourDU
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA9bUKg19Fpt
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。316Please respect copyright.PENANAvwXckZjC0G
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAGLlMTk5NZc
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAlrngDpa54l
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。316Please respect copyright.PENANA10LsqJz4Mr
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」316Please respect copyright.PENANA3OaLRSwwpP
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」316Please respect copyright.PENANA9tEXGIvFLx
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA8wpaeOjqd4
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAKrSugepRV6
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAYxe1MW4yTl
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAPeKjXPedWc
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」316Please respect copyright.PENANAR54j56Nlrc
醫生:「問囉。」316Please respect copyright.PENANAptdAcIsDqR
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」316Please respect copyright.PENANA1Z5U32wY2Z
醫生:「唔呃…」316Please respect copyright.PENANAyt2ShM6j9n