於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。396Please respect copyright.PENANAkGf7OYmiTo
醫生:「我真係要入去?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAApvrTvPEao
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」396Please respect copyright.PENANA7EJ7TQNcDf
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAL10EUEikUK
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAYMxRTg1Ylp
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAHYrJyQC0NL
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」396Please respect copyright.PENANA2KAA7JSd4y
醫生:「唔係…」396Please respect copyright.PENANA8vGkbZRxv0
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。396Please respect copyright.PENANAHctFZQfdLt
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAu8obMbW2Sl
我:「唔該…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAxiLCsW3mqN
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAFdx2H6lfqo
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」396Please respect copyright.PENANACAHUy97KXR
醫生:「…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAOdWJRRuM0F
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。396Please respect copyright.PENANAsV7cVGhj1K
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。396Please respect copyright.PENANAdrYqq18OGE
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」396Please respect copyright.PENANA7IyTIDOWQv
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」396Please respect copyright.PENANANlUr3xgyCf
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」396Please respect copyright.PENANA9ATtf2CZQO
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAMulkE1PXCu
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAEWlxjbWMLj
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAo7tGuIMw0K
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。396Please respect copyright.PENANA9PXmael3n8
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」396Please respect copyright.PENANA2iNOXadwbT
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAi8yabxgNL9
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」396Please respect copyright.PENANALNpaKFy6pU
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAltQU9bLull
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAMoW1wJ0cTE
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAZigWEO2cV9
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。396Please respect copyright.PENANAPQhlv9xzoQ
醫生:“…”396Please respect copyright.PENANAdsQnZSlEsm
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”396Please respect copyright.PENANAEGhd5FoGGm
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”396Please respect copyright.PENANAkBrL7okJBR
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”396Please respect copyright.PENANAWqU0Ity5ru
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”396Please respect copyright.PENANA2YxPikqKEB
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”396Please respect copyright.PENANAtyfOoYVNTB
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。396Please respect copyright.PENANA3Sgy9FyEdy
醫生:“…”396Please respect copyright.PENANAdq5BI2XK2n
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。396Please respect copyright.PENANAM3sc9mzR2T
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAQtD0gXfZK3
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAAp0koKZugP
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」396Please respect copyright.PENANA9E5RmGltLQ
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAULNDKBVrD0
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAYLvOubNKH8
我:「無所謂呀。」396Please respect copyright.PENANA28psmc7ye9
店員:「完全…無所謂?」396Please respect copyright.PENANA3XdTLaDsIZ
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。396Please respect copyright.PENANAnvlK38jHA4
醫生:「…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAmm9fB9faio
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAcrTvgmg3lZ
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。396Please respect copyright.PENANAZhY6q3ntQz
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。396Please respect copyright.PENANA2urB473JTF
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAC5CXcblEGG
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAx6bSvwxFAT
醫生:「吓,點解?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAN1HIUXlh0a
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」396Please respect copyright.PENANABVJjJ6xE8M
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」396Please respect copyright.PENANA88SowwUCML
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAzIrxCipzSY
醫生:「嗱…」396Please respect copyright.PENANANr2SAPK5kF
我:「戴邊個好呀?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAEe3CBzyqyD
醫:「無所謂…」396Please respect copyright.PENANA0xgPT8srKz
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。396Please respect copyright.PENANAJUBzH6TLFU
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」396Please respect copyright.PENANA62OfnNKPUM
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」396Please respect copyright.PENANA6eLGrRg2m4
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAHFRiifNUMA
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAy1ZQiXNHXC
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAL3AelN5hxr
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。396Please respect copyright.PENANAt39ELfAbqO
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAfVUD6o0lTg
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAzLzfrsz1os
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAvG2w7MJv5c
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAZpFWpKHQzi
醫生:「點當呀?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAoFrcMrGQbx
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAd8joawleGa
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAqvOmNQ38Xc
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAo2iiPrKDaa
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」396Please respect copyright.PENANArlKUP4AosW
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAdXpV8oW7ni
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAT3nn0TdYSe
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」396Please respect copyright.PENANAxm8VzPxDsS
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAZRWe3B2OGz
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAaKHqAxrH8f
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。396Please respect copyright.PENANASmzTF5ykMG
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAOFkqvILPnp
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAQfRvyJqgKp
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」396Please respect copyright.PENANA9eQS29DKJq
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」396Please respect copyright.PENANA0o11HLdG9S
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAyOf0bxAeAb
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAobFtcdrkqs
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAEtmeFdrPnP
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAg0yxgV3ezY
醫生:「咁…咁…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAClezlyOdH5
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」396Please respect copyright.PENANApgmue2OMEq
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAyUOxxazP36
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAhigLyRVJQe
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」396Please respect copyright.PENANA0kipORiQQP
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」396Please respect copyright.PENANArfHQ1c2Epp
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」396Please respect copyright.PENANADbJ1M3BeVC
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」396Please respect copyright.PENANA7b9Qao962O
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAkXNvSkaJKU
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAUPttYCEJRs
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAExjgl29cH3
我:「嗯。」396Please respect copyright.PENANARins3369ss
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAOeur42tEBZ
我:「嗯。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAGEMVnYTNY4
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」396Please respect copyright.PENANA1U7uRWSFZX
我:「一半一半掛…」396Please respect copyright.PENANALggr0edUnM
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」396Please respect copyright.PENANA8sWwLbE1NF
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAbePp0MUXED
醫生:「至少我唔係…」396Please respect copyright.PENANATciETPxeeY
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」396Please respect copyright.PENANA6NMrySimtc
醫生:「…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAB1V8tiBLJJ
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAyatTmhA0Eo
醫生:「無喎。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAck64A4MQcS
我:「咁都無?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAacWczkAcRR
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAwU2sdsuBU0
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAEZjxbcZPOh
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAFBALcWu5RF
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAAB8rHKe0k8
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」396Please respect copyright.PENANA4Z6Jie7kMF
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAdELbh2YkDr
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAYFXqMeCDF9
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」396Please respect copyright.PENANATbJEc9EaM3
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」396Please respect copyright.PENANA19ZnC4KCbG
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」396Please respect copyright.PENANABI7Q3WKhTG
醫生:「係呀…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAm7qd8QyZFv
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」396Please respect copyright.PENANAEuBsRaKJf3
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」396Please respect copyright.PENANA50IdE7jQRe
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAocPUXO2C4z
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」396Please respect copyright.PENANANt5PklRyMC
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAUuXL4QYE5O
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAMq55bS8UyK
我:「你話喺床上面?」396Please respect copyright.PENANATzlc58Xyh9
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAnMCqLlonz2
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAJGqMiQUjHw
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAWNjCiSoF7f
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6oStIp7OD
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」396Please respect copyright.PENANANeNR3PuIiW
我:「你繼續講先啦。」396Please respect copyright.PENANARSRgXgoOkI
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAFJVyv3NkaJ
我:「咁點解散嘅?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAaUPd6GMCiz
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAx2vUPvXlyZ
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAOzr8xr2Ame
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」396Please respect copyright.PENANASQdBlrKm39
我:「噢…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAsURwJWWHs6
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」396Please respect copyright.PENANA6G0xkWx1A6
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAWIE5ldsP4A
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。396Please respect copyright.PENANAG5AT217kqP
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」396Please respect copyright.PENANANOZPIOwtLq
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」396Please respect copyright.PENANA9MVe9BNlKP
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。396Please respect copyright.PENANAERUzkD3eoV
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」396Please respect copyright.PENANATEfzXmF2sk
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAWJgCdhpq2K
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAtDrGLiNPb5
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」396Please respect copyright.PENANATHKHhd9Ylr
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAsj9h89AlIR
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAPqW2S0qECn
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」396Please respect copyright.PENANAKTIcN4w3Zj
醫生:「問囉。」396Please respect copyright.PENANA9lWi2HSpyL
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」396Please respect copyright.PENANAEipfSPgble
醫生:「唔呃…」396Please respect copyright.PENANAGK8JDQqq0a