於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。364Please respect copyright.PENANAg1cE4iHObU
醫生:「我真係要入去?」364Please respect copyright.PENANA6LkWYgqLEu
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」364Please respect copyright.PENANA0rYba0nCAG
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」364Please respect copyright.PENANA7LcQ6uJc8T
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAajZUFIziOj
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAUTVU4GnSqL
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAX9VOkGPitJ
醫生:「唔係…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAPh09omhNoC
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。364Please respect copyright.PENANAZZ1EdiD7HM
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAb2x0tU0OfY
我:「唔該…」364Please respect copyright.PENANARHYIfZq7Io
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAikqg5tvIZL
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」364Please respect copyright.PENANASrUptpqXVn
醫生:「…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAvx6kWiYFxb
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。364Please respect copyright.PENANAtIoQCZiAZV
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。364Please respect copyright.PENANAKHz8zlvblq
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAunpEvO9HeB
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAeQQUc9mLiC
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAqJ72uQfkJL
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAXPGLfUlgJo
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」364Please respect copyright.PENANA7FfHBrVxO3
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAbKqcFOH8SH
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。364Please respect copyright.PENANA2vRRFYJmJv
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」364Please respect copyright.PENANApx2XKpW95f
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAGFJ6FXBZRc
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAbFxolEloB5
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAmIgwmpZkOM
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAHhIxvwlXUY
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAbHR933hZFS
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。364Please respect copyright.PENANA7cpuh1t3zs
醫生:“…”364Please respect copyright.PENANArpgquRghIz
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”364Please respect copyright.PENANAio95WIzHR3
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”364Please respect copyright.PENANAacd9qG56Ir
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”364Please respect copyright.PENANAHx77ETOPtQ
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”364Please respect copyright.PENANAWIvev7poLi
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”364Please respect copyright.PENANABowokcLMEM
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。364Please respect copyright.PENANAt3QqmNgThM
醫生:“…”364Please respect copyright.PENANAk2b1vNs7F5
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。364Please respect copyright.PENANAWHY50j4qJG
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAZezddKxYaa
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」364Please respect copyright.PENANA51XhbHg5r3
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」364Please respect copyright.PENANANRQDTgdrBn
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」364Please respect copyright.PENANA7zS0bFzPJg
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAlE3mGz6DOW
我:「無所謂呀。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAUs2RJW8T6X
店員:「完全…無所謂?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAgASWuV888p
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。364Please respect copyright.PENANASRZP3ew4uM
醫生:「…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAYUK62X8sGD
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」364Please respect copyright.PENANA5zG1BYZIHq
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。364Please respect copyright.PENANAwmLDYh0sAo
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。364Please respect copyright.PENANARWqBUBtadJ
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」364Please respect copyright.PENANA7hlL4Hg2Ch
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAiR2t30xTTr
醫生:「吓,點解?」364Please respect copyright.PENANA6zExXbX99g
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」364Please respect copyright.PENANAV7HUDoTt0l
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」364Please respect copyright.PENANABzs6QlBsoZ
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」364Please respect copyright.PENANA8mU40nc8CA
醫生:「嗱…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAlRo50YWIxu
我:「戴邊個好呀?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAE8Hz9UHQME
醫:「無所謂…」364Please respect copyright.PENANANMSjkTXUyS
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。364Please respect copyright.PENANAvyNLYYVInM
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAO1NcXK1rY2
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」364Please respect copyright.PENANA5zzXh5yiR8
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」364Please respect copyright.PENANA3rM4P3vHLL
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAE2wH0UD6ue
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAfJh3qjeX2R
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。364Please respect copyright.PENANANvy5inyGI7
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」364Please respect copyright.PENANA7tAC1urUrx
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAMgjGkqBCjS
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAe6WTztYTd0
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAkz8DaBRb6o
醫生:「點當呀?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAxWz9XW12Wl
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAc2oJPrneUI
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAQnnaICwnEr
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAceykdx9dD5
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」364Please respect copyright.PENANADPMOvFj8kJ
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAP2lInmAVf8
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAk5yJP82nGU
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」364Please respect copyright.PENANAaJJXJaYejk
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAuKTJLkXZU2
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAEhMIIqpbVR
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。364Please respect copyright.PENANAGxOXlfWAQJ
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAZkvsyS4FuG
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAa5DLqTndEA
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAqbrdWihZkU
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAAOOH5QaCVv
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAy50iLToAYE
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」364Please respect copyright.PENANALmzBhaorwD
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」364Please respect copyright.PENANARvIvsBByvK
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAraPYKk5t2H
醫生:「咁…咁…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAJGRcKKibnW
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAPpxH0RoWPH
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」364Please respect copyright.PENANANn7WWz7Sda
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAo5H8e0T4dI
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAF9keGOh5Pe
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAcABpweMzSi
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」364Please respect copyright.PENANABzF0MzU1u3
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAM9JcWvS75A
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAVicyJP44R1
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」364Please respect copyright.PENANALxRObU9gtB
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAcP6gEfUNia
我:「嗯。」364Please respect copyright.PENANADgt1eG1Mtn
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAubu7dfQnLp
我:「嗯。」364Please respect copyright.PENANA3Ykj0YMaZG
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」364Please respect copyright.PENANANEoHjPr7Dh
我:「一半一半掛…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAs2MUyio2Y1
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAv8ggvQx2M8
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAB5QObuOr1M
醫生:「至少我唔係…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAY03vrePQdt
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」364Please respect copyright.PENANA0wN2Yd8Dv1
醫生:「…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAb4EqEiSB6B
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」364Please respect copyright.PENANA4odFmiszmm
醫生:「無喎。」364Please respect copyright.PENANATwUkQ0gd4Y
我:「咁都無?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAUfEnKIicYG
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAp9w81sLiUF
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAeISnPP7gQB
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAKqQe5zPfX5
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」364Please respect copyright.PENANApsGGj423Dt
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAe1iOYshNrB
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」364Please respect copyright.PENANA6YlgM37tqf
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAmfV3NlOFSE
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAgprMielLKg
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」364Please respect copyright.PENANA9R50rYlZuJ
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAiR8FTFuDn0
醫生:「係呀…」364Please respect copyright.PENANA7hZ2lQx6sq
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」364Please respect copyright.PENANAe7o5RvUGDP
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAzknrLyeAbl
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAyJQiotJpHQ
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAIHQq8dUhHv
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAuatzNvwm7m
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAomU8a09eeJ
我:「你話喺床上面?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAghVT3g0Q9x
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAK1TQiGcwxO
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAeQqmqKvTWP
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAPi0tD2ksyF
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAswtc3QSUec
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAOFvRB4HTpV
我:「你繼續講先啦。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAEQLaxWtfXk
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAr1TjuZTa3k
我:「咁點解散嘅?」364Please respect copyright.PENANA98C2BQMqsY
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAlkcfBuPKLo
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」364Please respect copyright.PENANACEPdDfLdxa
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」364Please respect copyright.PENANA9YpAW1OeVm
我:「噢…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAS7SqNAmYsh
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAMJGSeEDeUk
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」364Please respect copyright.PENANA5XmqgkRYPk
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。364Please respect copyright.PENANAoaoDQNQivY
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAKaJ4dYsdKH
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」364Please respect copyright.PENANACb0b4EGGuP
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。364Please respect copyright.PENANAKaCUp4q9AM
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」364Please respect copyright.PENANANE4UNTV09P
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAMs4yjzfsr8
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAw55OdSC5AM
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAigsvrMCTMW
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」364Please respect copyright.PENANA1TVNTEWBdq
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAz6Hga0P1Vr
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」364Please respect copyright.PENANA0zdTDyHQdx
醫生:「問囉。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAFtMb4lXN6z
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」364Please respect copyright.PENANAhdTCia8sXQ
醫生:「唔呃…」364Please respect copyright.PENANAfAmQouWG5V