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六十九

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六十九

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「咁而家點啊？」葉佩儀打完我一身之後，走咗去馬桶水箱前面研究一番，見到我好似整到亂七八糟咁，佢就埋怨地道︰「都叫你唔好搞架喇，而家都唔知點整返…仲衰過啱啱啊！」

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「唉，妳啲女人仔識乜吖，差唔多整完架喇！」我行去佢隔離，指比佢睇︰「嗱，個泵下面呢度鬆咗，所以我要咁咁咁…點點點…」

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我講到頭頭是道咁，葉佩儀聽完之後望住，由本來難以置信，變到一副刮目相看既表情︰「估唔到你真係識架喎…不過你唔駛用工具架？」

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「我雙手咪就係工具囉！」我笑笑口咁郁一郁充滿廁所水同埋污跡既雙手，作勢要抹落葉佩儀塊面度。

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「妖死人必！」葉佩儀驚慌地推開我雙手，驚死我真係要將啲屎水抹落佢塊面度咁。

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「嘻嘻！避吖嗱！避吖嗱！」我將對手再伸過少少去佢塊面度。

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「喂，夠喇，唔好咁過份啊！」葉佩儀警告道。

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「嘻嘻。」

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呢個時候大廳門口好似有啲聲，葉佩儀話︰「妖，唔玩喇，我去開門比淇淇先！」

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「好！」我繼續整個水箱。

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咦？我聽到好似有啲鎖匙開門聲既？譚梓淇應該冇鎖匙架？而葉佩儀應該都唔需要用鎖匙黎開門架喎…

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我好奇心驅使之下，將赤裸既上半身探出廁所，望過去大廳既方向…

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「媽咪？」葉佩儀打開門見到個女人，個樣有啲愕然。

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我呢個位咁啱可以望到葉佩儀打開門既情形，有個著到好Formal，個樣又好嚴肅好惡咁既女人企咗響屋入面，似乎就係葉佩儀今朝提過既葉媽媽，唔知佢係咪見完客返咗黎呢？

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呢個時候葉媽媽咁啱望過黎我呢面既方向，同我四目相同。

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「啊，妳好啊！伯母！」我笑笑口咁向葉媽媽打招呼。

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葉媽媽首先係皺住眉咁望住我，然後個樣越黎越嬲，指住我問︰「你係邊個？做乜嘢會唔著衫褲響我屋企出現！？」之後又擰轉頭問葉佩儀︰「囡囡，佢係邊個？妳唔係話有兩個同學上黎溫書架咩？點解而家會咁樣？佢對妳做咗啲乜嘢？」

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喂，我有著褲架…

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「媽…媽咪，妳聽我解釋先！件事…件事唔係妳諗咁既樣架！」葉佩儀急道，但佢話要葉媽媽聽佢解釋，佢講完呢句之後又唔講嘢，淨係擰轉頭望返住我，搞到好似我真係對佢做咗啲乜嘢咁…

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結果…葉媽媽目露凶光咁望住我…之後步步進逼，身上面仲湧現住一股殺氣…

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「伯…伯母…妳…妳係咪誤會咗啲乜嘢…」嘩，連我呢毫無羞恥之心既人，都比葉媽媽嚇到有啲hang機…葉媽媽呢種壓力…我真係前所未見…葉佩儀散發出黎果啲氣場同佢媽媽相比，簡直係小巫見大巫，不值一提…

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「你都好膽啊…你對我哋阿儀做過咩黎！講！」

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就響千鈞一髮之際，有個救星殺到，門口有把甜蜜既聲音傳入黎…

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「阿儀，我買咗外賣返黎喇！阿必，唔好意思啊，你個焗豬扒飯咁啱賣晒…咦？」

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譚梓淇既聲音，成功令葉媽媽停止佢既進逼，然後來來回回咁望下我同譚梓淇…

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好彩譚梓淇及時趕到，如果唔係真係冇咁易同葉媽媽解釋清楚…

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首先至少證明咗葉佩儀係冇講大話，佢真係叫咗兩個同學上黎屋企溫書，而唔係趁屋企冇人而帶「男朋友」上黎「偷嚐禁果」；其次，就係當葉媽媽冷靜咗落黎之後，走咗入廁所，我就向佢解釋返其實我係響度幫佢哋整緊廁所，仲響佢面前講解點解個馬桶會壞，又當住佢面表演「即場修馬桶」，整好之後響佢面前展示咗一次成功既沖廁；而最後當佢問我點解唔著衫既時候我就話知，咁係因為我最初係關埋廁所門修理馬桶，廁所入面好熱，我整到全身都出晒汗，所以先忍唔住要除咗件衫佢…

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解釋完晒所有嘢之後，我先至正式自我介紹一番，仲懶熟咁同佢講可以親切啲咁叫我必仔…

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「哎呀，必仔，唔好意思，誤會晒你添！」葉媽媽個樣雖然好惡，但係當佢冷靜落黎之後，就會發覺佢其實唔係一個蠻不講理既人，佢而家就非常唔好意思咁向我道緊歉。

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講蠻不講理，佢個女似勁過佢多多聲…

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