鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。409Please respect copyright.PENANARQDZTz3u6T
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?409Please respect copyright.PENANAC7I9cDgvOo
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~409Please respect copyright.PENANA35oc6W1Uvk
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?409Please respect copyright.PENANAu5i5LKGqzR
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANANFCOFhVcKt
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。409Please respect copyright.PENANAMmBVIjWYT9
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。409Please respect copyright.PENANAr1M2nVAxDA
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!409Please respect copyright.PENANAjluTl0P1ZP
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?409Please respect copyright.PENANAUxWBIogIgN
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!409Please respect copyright.PENANAj821XKTctu
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。409Please respect copyright.PENANACCPosePRUQ
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!409Please respect copyright.PENANAroWrumhS2F
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANAUZo2mg8KVD
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!409Please respect copyright.PENANAZiYQfqUAkq
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!409Please respect copyright.PENANAPVsFD2LffS
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)409Please respect copyright.PENANART0Cs3jkyd
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!409Please respect copyright.PENANAi33pH4MlDJ
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?409Please respect copyright.PENANAk3m7acUJdf
俊言:⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANAMuUBWtKkIn
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?409Please respect copyright.PENANABYao6nvDrL
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !409Please respect copyright.PENANARDybFp0jci
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANAGZnm6kBX4u
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?409Please respect copyright.PENANAw95Omd3cTu
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANAq28DQcuFb1
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANA8MuvB4E0La
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?409Please respect copyright.PENANA1jdtTKoItB
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?409Please respect copyright.PENANAnmuaIgtSvh
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANAQvsrxjMf5R
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!409Please respect copyright.PENANA7RVsTUwKXT
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANAI19Qih0nfj
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!409Please respect copyright.PENANAduHACRaZ1Y
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!409Please respect copyright.PENANAyHHL2DrMIw
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~409Please respect copyright.PENANAyTX7hivnHt
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。409Please respect copyright.PENANARQOrgfMTOA
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 409Please respect copyright.PENANADOEHy0F7cR
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)409Please respect copyright.PENANAEKoh9PdbYb
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?409Please respect copyright.PENANAE9CSZWlOqt
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?409Please respect copyright.PENANAHeRlx7e0Bl
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANAxEuxU2MASL
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?409Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZZA2eJ6FU
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。409Please respect copyright.PENANASXL3owf38r
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANAL6v3mqw2T5
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!409Please respect copyright.PENANAmmjumH0TXV
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!409Please respect copyright.PENANAgw38N4rU7D
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANAx99KhZ8rqT
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANAX3ewHUENkY
鉉雨:盯 ~~~409Please respect copyright.PENANAp711afgtVp
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?409Please respect copyright.PENANAuB5KjMCg3H
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANALFq26dier8
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。409Please respect copyright.PENANAgVSzN6N06T
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANA5tBsOoy1cw
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANAaSUW8lQDdK
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!409Please respect copyright.PENANAxfsnweV4W5
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANAPahQDfgWRm
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?409Please respect copyright.PENANA7V3X2UFgt6
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。409Please respect copyright.PENANAz43qvhEHEo
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?409Please respect copyright.PENANANo1YWCzBOv
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。409Please respect copyright.PENANA6isDpSEXIz
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!409Please respect copyright.PENANAzAMyxIczvr
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANA5Hx7USeapa
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)409Please respect copyright.PENANAZDqaTIzqzm
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?409Please respect copyright.PENANADKqnYtNTei
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~409Please respect copyright.PENANAHGpoZEDKs2
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!409Please respect copyright.PENANAqgQE3KJ9Fj
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!409Please respect copyright.PENANA1nu5bunT87
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??409Please respect copyright.PENANAFEyAiYwhuW
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANA4fVZ2vPdK1
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?409Please respect copyright.PENANAOtD2dCS7bN
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?409Please respect copyright.PENANAVyjHjexrYn
千頌:當然!409Please respect copyright.PENANAQMuotAZPBe
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?409Please respect copyright.PENANA7c0GNMV1CL
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANAwfWh1sz3P9
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANAgpklX9WU8g
千頌:嗯?409Please respect copyright.PENANAPfW9uIzCTg
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANAFFshu2JXof
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)409Please respect copyright.PENANABoUnIexlZn
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)409Please respect copyright.PENANALPateB5dxe
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANAtBzQtNzRu1
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。409Please respect copyright.PENANA0nvfN6N3sW
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!409Please respect copyright.PENANACR2vWeoUQs
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANAGTnjS7ZD9c
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯409Please respect copyright.PENANAcF22pc3HRW
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。409Please respect copyright.PENANAlzZEbNXjKc
千頌:也是呢~409Please respect copyright.PENANAq9cALBXRjX
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。409Please respect copyright.PENANAE0OYYlZL1J
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
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