鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。395Please respect copyright.PENANAt8QDuaOwWL
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?395Please respect copyright.PENANAhTxoX6PCY9
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~395Please respect copyright.PENANAFq5DQh0J3u
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?395Please respect copyright.PENANAe3YAOTQxz8
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANAjVlKvXHRI1
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。395Please respect copyright.PENANAR9nyN3WzSM
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。395Please respect copyright.PENANAclXM9H91eA
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!395Please respect copyright.PENANA0vrDGwb8Bo
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?395Please respect copyright.PENANADsUBK7Osti
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!395Please respect copyright.PENANAipTcAwPiJL
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。395Please respect copyright.PENANAcfWWBFDusF
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!395Please respect copyright.PENANA4lAKyRJ4UJ
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANAurqPDoVZnO
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!395Please respect copyright.PENANASXqjjO5Uo0
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!395Please respect copyright.PENANAoZDHI6sUyd
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)395Please respect copyright.PENANApZS7NICkR4
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!395Please respect copyright.PENANA2JduWzcSoY
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?395Please respect copyright.PENANAMo3APnEuiX
俊言:⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANAGfu0wtY9iM
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?395Please respect copyright.PENANAFsQZ62yZwS
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !395Please respect copyright.PENANArknwVUABq9
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANAeAQ1nC79Wu
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?395Please respect copyright.PENANAaXf5rksmRB
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANAhuxpP4xbhq
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANAR2PaFkoi0V
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?395Please respect copyright.PENANA5a6Bl1LWll
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?395Please respect copyright.PENANAbSSBvPa8kb
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANA6YuQpInozJ
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!395Please respect copyright.PENANAR5HXtmslgz
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANACiVyJ9jDj7
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!395Please respect copyright.PENANAkuarVM3tp4
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!395Please respect copyright.PENANAWpvv5tyQ2h
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~395Please respect copyright.PENANA1v3fXDKNNq
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。395Please respect copyright.PENANAfsF76YWQRp
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 395Please respect copyright.PENANAHNHBDA26MK
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)395Please respect copyright.PENANAoqVSLMFdmL
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?395Please respect copyright.PENANAazj1fcY5X8
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?395Please respect copyright.PENANAKPauW7kAU8
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANAqQQCEzb7RH
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?395Please respect copyright.PENANAwwvCQ9cgMX
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。395Please respect copyright.PENANAaQdgFgHNfW
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANAgrqotcjPJP
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!395Please respect copyright.PENANAvTPW1jjcU2
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!395Please respect copyright.PENANAR3SDjSjlNT
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANAEWq9dJxWo7
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANAkRkgd1Weqw
鉉雨:盯 ~~~395Please respect copyright.PENANAs8RfEYVyI1
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?395Please respect copyright.PENANARtVYscbACb
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANA0zH6SmWJE2
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。395Please respect copyright.PENANAxWd08xn3GS
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANA96385eE9sh
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANAGG5MNqaNOD
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!395Please respect copyright.PENANA94Oqj73dwP
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANA0vlKi1qAao
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?395Please respect copyright.PENANAn2PLP41Zs7
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。395Please respect copyright.PENANAOU2pjR2Fsl
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?395Please respect copyright.PENANAp2KacwjI02
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。395Please respect copyright.PENANA1cXIrFmPoB
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!395Please respect copyright.PENANA91tWHmdies
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANABn28ehWYwe
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)395Please respect copyright.PENANAAO3O4dyYnS
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?395Please respect copyright.PENANAQMDfyzwnb3
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~395Please respect copyright.PENANAXmtXTtpRgT
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!395Please respect copyright.PENANAYiqddEBWd9
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!395Please respect copyright.PENANAq8C6oH1qVp
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??395Please respect copyright.PENANARO7G6RnBzb
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANAhnuDeTF1fC
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?395Please respect copyright.PENANAwXaRh1M9Kd
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?395Please respect copyright.PENANAGUkpzHIAVD
千頌:當然!395Please respect copyright.PENANArvZWgAJs2V
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?395Please respect copyright.PENANAzwTphrPpoA
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANA4p3zjkMeDy
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANAULwJeWe4Dj
千頌:嗯?395Please respect copyright.PENANAh8QG23fNs9
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANA2HfPleeh8i
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)395Please respect copyright.PENANAVd3UzJBPUY
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)395Please respect copyright.PENANA1wfYmO7D9g
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANAyrP4vZQ0s3
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。395Please respect copyright.PENANAwfyhIp1x2l
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!395Please respect copyright.PENANA7xH2IuA9hn
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANArf4ipP7XeO
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯395Please respect copyright.PENANAooyMixY8M7
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。395Please respect copyright.PENANAOtJtKn1tP2
千頌:也是呢~395Please respect copyright.PENANA53ukCtpNe5
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。395Please respect copyright.PENANAHuWDn26eoO
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
395Please respect copyright.PENANAOdez7WRlqX
*喜歡這個故事的朋友們,請記得按下「書籖 / Bookmark」鍵即可第一時間獲得作品更新的通知。395Please respect copyright.PENANA6PM7DrLoM8
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