鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。353Please respect copyright.PENANAFr6ZbVh2mf
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?353Please respect copyright.PENANAunCa3D8W6T
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~353Please respect copyright.PENANArCjNZf0VXZ
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?353Please respect copyright.PENANA8epGBoIp40
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANAcKms6ZoiRP
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。353Please respect copyright.PENANAUcdYuAzUPu
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。353Please respect copyright.PENANAR1H6fuAg4N
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!353Please respect copyright.PENANAjIfcqJeQ7Q
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?353Please respect copyright.PENANAT6QzPeZjA3
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!353Please respect copyright.PENANAWcy17oBZw0
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。353Please respect copyright.PENANAuy4Vs1U6zd
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!353Please respect copyright.PENANAS5ZSpuunkf
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANArtKnNDMEVp
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!353Please respect copyright.PENANAacnLoZNtWw
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!353Please respect copyright.PENANABHi5R2e1Kf
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)353Please respect copyright.PENANAlHkEz1yZyY
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!353Please respect copyright.PENANARnWh3k3nOO
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?353Please respect copyright.PENANAdTm1oW0wJv
俊言:⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANA6nnoJHQb9u
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?353Please respect copyright.PENANAZA5oOKBgVD
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !353Please respect copyright.PENANAapyvqtwder
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANA6zSztigklt
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?353Please respect copyright.PENANAv3753CsUoM
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANAlJi7yVXzzy
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANA0oeteCZTxy
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?353Please respect copyright.PENANAOucHCPOR3L
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?353Please respect copyright.PENANAxdkSCnJuqU
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANAWixT4rwrA3
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!353Please respect copyright.PENANAsQPQef3MhF
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANAqEFkLJith7
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!353Please respect copyright.PENANA7ScjCg6pTU
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!353Please respect copyright.PENANAaAMYyg6x3u
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~353Please respect copyright.PENANAKO0WYR7cfI
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。353Please respect copyright.PENANAik1NoJMFiR
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 353Please respect copyright.PENANABS9WZxl8fP
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)353Please respect copyright.PENANAwbjwFL0WbU
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?353Please respect copyright.PENANAgomFKgRTKh
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?353Please respect copyright.PENANAbFowIH29a5
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANAMkcZP0l6js
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?353Please respect copyright.PENANAKa64lhGUvc
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。353Please respect copyright.PENANApkR7DFbArL
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANAB4TjveSBHe
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!353Please respect copyright.PENANAU98z6cNmeX
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!353Please respect copyright.PENANAZJQuYEwIfi
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANADf9zAEMZbx
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANAq0BFYamuLZ
鉉雨:盯 ~~~353Please respect copyright.PENANAywr7RomiP9
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?353Please respect copyright.PENANAQOMHFNtF1X
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANAtGcyZZnwYi
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。353Please respect copyright.PENANA9NPwzt8g4y
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANApBeYoj9Xzp
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANA7Io17MAg9N
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!353Please respect copyright.PENANAcT900pPvql
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANA9XLuu41TkI
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?353Please respect copyright.PENANAuMei4y47vF
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。353Please respect copyright.PENANAsfd0kH3Ym9
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?353Please respect copyright.PENANAgyeVNWSYJf
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。353Please respect copyright.PENANA10dCp2t6fT
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!353Please respect copyright.PENANA6eIIp3B1KK
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANAtJekZcK6ZC
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)353Please respect copyright.PENANApvZqx8ND0O
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?353Please respect copyright.PENANArvnuIrgT0i
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~353Please respect copyright.PENANAKvxDExjraf
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!353Please respect copyright.PENANAnEc4yhAfki
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!353Please respect copyright.PENANAxs5IzkzL3j
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??353Please respect copyright.PENANA2wWq9I3xCD
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANAe5KzGP9iqL
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?353Please respect copyright.PENANArNfEj0iqKa
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?353Please respect copyright.PENANA3F7LQwloke
千頌:當然!353Please respect copyright.PENANANIJF7PIzKs
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?353Please respect copyright.PENANAgKJyNJg3Rq
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANA0SQ3TzEicM
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANAgmpSWsvAi5
千頌:嗯?353Please respect copyright.PENANAOGMoBD5I6S
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANAb9glWAd3tU
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)353Please respect copyright.PENANAeNQlrotXbH
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)353Please respect copyright.PENANAEuse5r4AD7
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANAESYyPDIre6
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。353Please respect copyright.PENANAvXkr9CCEkc
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!353Please respect copyright.PENANA8PinZBAanJ
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANAeLawuX9lSO
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯353Please respect copyright.PENANAUalS1Nm2GV
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。353Please respect copyright.PENANAkmJEPaaLbo
千頌:也是呢~353Please respect copyright.PENANAMYcKwM62gf
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。353Please respect copyright.PENANACCdmTyPuT4
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
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