This extract comes from a school lunch menu located somewhere in Cleveland, Ohio:
"Monday: Mongolian currency (Mongolian Tugrik) mixed in a bathtub filled with decaying roaches and rare earth metals. Served with oxygen sandwiches and a side of fortune cookies with cyanide stuffed inside. Additionally, don't forget about the gym towel sweat drink combo! 😋
Tuesday: A 200 page leather bound book mixed in a blender with pieces of mystery pills tossed inside as well as used middle school deodorant. This is then baked in the back of a Ford Fiesta for two weeks in Arizona summer weather. That's not all though! The drink served will come directly from Ohio State Prison's dirty laundry!
Wednesday: Dead Rodent Wednesday + a side of empty plastic KFC cups. The drink will be a a deluxe smoothie filled with infested termites and methane gas.
Thursday: Melted ice cubes with ancient viruses inside and a bag of Walmart plus size shirts from 1993. The most important item on this menu however is the All-Ohio concrete pavement that is served. The drink will be simple Flaming Hot Cheeto water mixed with pork intestines.
Friday: It's Friday! This day only means one thing in this school; glass shards! Two tons of glass shards will be piled up inside the cafeteria at 11:30. Better come quick to get them! The drink served will be the vomit collected from the school toilets.
Hope you enjoy the week!"
I recently heard the school is getting shut down. I believe this is factual evidence of the world improving.
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