到默記取西經,實屬我因一時之氣對夢為大師所作出的嘲諷。459Please respect copyright.PENANA0v5ZnKuxRb
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我並沒有想得到,他竟然會用上「為著沉重的磚頭不惜東西兩邊走」這道精妙回覆作出反諷,意指我為了取得外父大人所贈予的凱旋門首期,不惜在希爾頓分店及新城市廣場分店兩邊來回走動。459Please respect copyright.PENANAdz5W5LG8DI
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「大師,你找人查找過我的背景?459Please respect copyright.PENANARtUeHgzEZH
為何你會知道我東西兩邊走,以及背後的目的?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAWxYWzhSKvU
聽到夢為大師這道維肖維妙的比喻後,我不禁對他生起警戒心。459Please respect copyright.PENANACeSbNiRAF5
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依我記憶所得,我跟夢為大師只曾有過兩次會面,第一次是在新城市分店與麥默明的蘋果批比試,第二次則是在希爾頓分店跟麥默宋的同班同學丁香進行數學比試。459Please respect copyright.PENANAPa2rVfthzu
兩次會面中夢為大師均充當成為裁判角色,但我跟他的對話總句數並不超過十句,其後亦沒有任何交心的交集。459Please respect copyright.PENANANumvCDNrk3
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「畢施主,你這可真的是此言差矣,貧僧仍為出家之身,早已把世俗之事拋諸腦後,又何以會無緣無故追查施主的私人生活呢?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAjWwu7L2iS3
夢為微微低頭,意圖向我突顯其光滑反光的光頭,不帶一根煩惱絲。459Please respect copyright.PENANAISAsIhWhnx
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「大師,你始終並沒有回答得到我的提問!為何你會知道我的私事!」459Please respect copyright.PENANA18n5HtEukJ
已聽厭政府空泛無內容官腔的我,當下竟然又從一名和尚的口中聽到帶人繞花園的對話方式,心裡不禁怒火中燒,沒有再跟他有半點客氣。459Please respect copyright.PENANAVOUm9RvsZ5
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「善哉善哉,我佛慈悲!459Please respect copyright.PENANAsfGkq9uLmm
畢施主,事實上並不是貧僧有意了解你的私事,而是施主你強迫貧僧觀看人你的經歷往事呢。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAXOzhXGAruH
夢為閉上雙眼,雙手合實,搖頭道。459Please respect copyright.PENANAqj6GTm5vdN
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「俗語有云,雙眼是心靈之窗,由你雙目跟我對視的那一刻起,你便已經把心底裡的想法強行透過打開的窗戶迫使貧僧觀看!」459Please respect copyright.PENANAMS8loPGRRz
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「吓......?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAGz7frZ4Qif
如此苟且荒謬的理論,我自出生而來也沒曾聽過。459Please respect copyright.PENANAbnNxOU8YDx
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「你不相信嗎?那麼畢施主你現在嘗試隨機想著一個數字,然後再跟我雙目交投吧!」459Please respect copyright.PENANA2h0IruguBv
夢為大師一道悠然自得的模樣。459Please respect copyright.PENANAWkiZnAxJU1
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為了當場擊破夢為大師這道謬論,我亦跟隨他的意思去做,烔烔有神的直瞪著他。459Please respect copyright.PENANA4R4cUv9Pj9
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“罪過!罪過!不愧為善良之刀所選之人......”459Please respect copyright.PENANA5oSBI9RiD0
夢為跟我對望的時間還不足一秒,便已立刻把頭垂低下來。459Please respect copyright.PENANAH242uJQQyp
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「畢施主,你可真的是非常狡猾呢!459Please respect copyright.PENANAxrjzURVlzf
貧僧明明只是叫你心想一個數字,但你竟然......459Please respect copyright.PENANAE40h8xWD0Y
善哉善哉,畢施主你剛才所想的是,三萬、一筒和西。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAIn9zf8hGb4
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聽到夢為大師能夠準確無誤地說出我心中的想法後,我當下後退了兩三步,難以置信「雙眼竟然真的會是心靈之窗」這道事實。459Please respect copyright.PENANAo2ZEYXVomZ
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「畢施主,你無需驚慌,世間上擁有窺視別人心靈之窗能力的人士可謂絕無僅有,老納純粹只是一名較為特殊的存在而已!459Please respect copyright.PENANAQZbjCt3TKt
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只不過,請別怪貧僧多口說一句,若然你遇見有人經常性地閉上雙眼或瞇起雙眼的話,請你務必要多加提防,這是他們心藏歪念不敢展示予人的神經反射動作!」459Please respect copyright.PENANAXfldXYQ9oX
夢為大師極為諷刺地以閉上雙眼的姿態說出這一番話,伸出右手指示我取回魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣。459Please respect copyright.PENANAkHtgk0AdMa
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「哦......」459Please respect copyright.PENANA3apJHIUpF8
得知面前之人的確是一名奇能異士後,我亦不敢跟他有半點頂撞,以雙手恭維的姿態取回鑰匙扣。459Please respect copyright.PENANAV9fXsENeDr
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「你我今日相遇絕對是緣份的安排,既然畢施主你有遵守承諾,隨身攜備被大慈悲咒開光過的鑰匙扣,那老納也不妨再贈予畢施主一句智理明言。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAfJT4yDz8dH
此刻,夢為大師亮出一道兇神惡煞的眼神,右手食指中指合上,劍指我的心臟位置部位。459Please respect copyright.PENANAmQx9eZcMH7
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「過度的善良,只會自取滅亡!」459Please respect copyright.PENANAjjYUkBlUaH
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大師的這句說話,一直在我腦海裡揮之不去。跟他道別後,我不斷思索細味著這句說話所暗藏著的意思,不知不覺間亦來到了沙田中央圖書館。459Please respect copyright.PENANABgnmPXSh78
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“唉,與其思索這些虛無縹緲的事情,倒不如花心神研究學術文章還好吧!”459Please respect copyright.PENANAhbU9fb67R5
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到圖書館裡列印了數份與糖和鹽有關的學術文章,我便隻身出發前往希爾頓分店,利用糕普攝錄機完成間時委託下來的工作。459Please respect copyright.PENANA95Cx451yfF
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時間約為十時半左右,我來到希爾頓分店的門口前方。459Please respect copyright.PENANAMGWDFaow3S
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無獨有偶,我在正門前遇到了接近有一個月沒有見過面的麥默宋。459Please respect copyright.PENANA9j3pEEVJVY
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「嗨!」出於禮貌,我向她揮手打上招呼。459Please respect copyright.PENANAch0FhrcjKC
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殊不知道,她彷彿就像是撞邪了似的,眼神極為閃縮,慌慌張張的雙手抱著一袋黑色膠袋以反方向奔走逃跑,消失在老遠的人群之中。459Please respect copyright.PENANANltnoPYy8C
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「用不用走得這麼快呀?我的樣子很恐怖嗎?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAOdVRh5adn5
我隱約看到了黑色膠袋裡藏有紅色的布料,但並沒法推測得到內裡收藏著的究竟是甚麼。459Please respect copyright.PENANABALk1EtYIW
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“為何......為何他褲袋裡會有魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣的?459Please respect copyright.PENANAMKDalbm5in
難道,這是情侶裝鑰匙扣?我的是男性神偷,而他的是女性神偷?”459Please respect copyright.PENANAv5Oy4A9Q7P
默宋上氣不接下氣的躲在遠方一角,瘋狂地胡思亂想,展開了一系列的天馬行空虛構推理。459Please respect copyright.PENANAdlDp1LKWMZ
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魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣乃為她一生人中異性所送贈的第一份禮物,處於青春少艾時期的她並不懂得應該如何作出處理,只好把它當成珍寶似的收藏在自己的睡房裡頭。459Please respect copyright.PENANA1UZVGYOLkD
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亦是因為這樣,她心裡始終沒法徹底忘記畢時這個人,尤其見到真人的時候更是手足無措。459Please respect copyright.PENANAVgNHJRa69p
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對於默宋想法毫不知情的我走進店舖內裡後,驚見一道熟悉的臉孔就在我眼前的不遠方,而對方亦接近在同一時間察覺到我的存在。459Please respect copyright.PENANAHzaVxGBAFJ
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「你為何會在這裡的?」我大叫一聲。459Please respect copyright.PENANAOPSDQ1GHth
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「哦?畢時?你來得正好!459Please respect copyright.PENANANwQNSfHcpg
你快點過來嘗試一下我的手勢,為我的中式牛柳及咕嚕雞球評一評分吧!」459Please respect copyright.PENANAZ34Sq7fIVX
我的好友景方雄穿上一身廚師束裝,揮手著我前來。459Please respect copyright.PENANANdMoiqQK9h