聰明反被聰明誤,那聰明還算是聰明嗎?442Please respect copyright.PENANAjWBykT7kI0
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默明擁有澱粉之手此事,畢時在比試前從間時的口中略略得知。442Please respect copyright.PENANA3o2qxmUtgj
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眼見默明良久沒有拿取蘋果批進食,畢時心中不禁生起了好幾個想法,其中之一就是桌上的蘋果批裡頭大多有詐,碰巧自己所吃下的第一件蘋果批恰巧就是屬於正常無害的蘋果批,所以到目前為止暫時並沒有異狀發生。442Please respect copyright.PENANACSGT9fA1R7
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這個猜測當然只是猜對了一半,皆因畢時所吃下的第一件蘋果批乃屬特製加料版本,純粹是因為他的味蕾在兩星期前壽司店一役後尚未完整康復,故此才體會不到淮鹽的強大威力。442Please respect copyright.PENANAmYhbSkUe18
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蘋果批是由默明親手製作,她定必自有辦法辨別出好與壞的蘋果批。442Please respect copyright.PENANAmlhReXD3HX
眼看默明以三秒奇速吞下一件蘋果批,畢時下定決心做一次醜人,強搶默明在比賽最後一分鐘時候所拾起的蘋果批。442Please respect copyright.PENANAdZcQW48cIa
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“一切也是為了首期!”442Please respect copyright.PENANAb4LMBGAZos
耍無賴使出祿山之爪強搶民女手上的蘋果批之際,畢時自我麻醉自己。442Please respect copyright.PENANALieFGZ61OQ
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「你!」442Please respect copyright.PENANAdqFYICNFDL
生怕畢時意圖作出非禮行為的關係,默明雙手交叉掩在胸前以保自身安全,當機立斷捨棄九件蘋果批,任由畢時把蘋果批放到靠近自己的位置。442Please respect copyright.PENANAs1OYr0aDs0
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比賽時間只餘下不足一分鐘,畢時也顧及不上甚麼儀態,一次過地把其中三件蘋果批大口咬下去。442Please respect copyright.PENANAvOdOKgnKWD
默明見狀後,亦分別從桌上抽取三件不同位置的蘋果批,仿照畢時的做法一口氣咬上三件蘋果批。442Please respect copyright.PENANALnJspsPgju
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就是這樣,尚餘四十秒之時,雙方比數暫為四比四。442Please respect copyright.PENANAi8NyPggpjk
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此際,默明猶豫了一下,企圖伸出雙手奪回早前所餘下的那六件蘋果批。442Please respect copyright.PENANAHQNxGXDW21
洞悉到默明的意圖後,畢時朝那六件蘋果批快速地用上舌頭舔了數下,以「口水沾污食物大法」來強奪蘋果批的進食權。442Please respect copyright.PENANA6AA6y2ToPu
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「你這個無恥之徒!」442Please respect copyright.PENANAdiDtfTMgXm
忌諱與畢時的口水作出任何接觸的緣故,默明打消了取回蘋果批的想法。442Please respect copyright.PENANALIxeBiSVzN
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“對不起,我只是為了首期而已!”442Please respect copyright.PENANAdcYtKXiRvN
畢時深知自己的行為毫無風道可言,只好在心底裡自言自語,自我製造道德救贖。442Please respect copyright.PENANAeREnf4LAGw
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時間無多,畢時把心一橫,決定施展自己男兒口大吃四方的本領,把六件蘋果批以1字方式直排送進口裡。442Please respect copyright.PENANAyT1mJJ23pX
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和尚裁判見狀後,立馬意圖發聲阻止,奈何卻有一股溫厚的聲音在他準備開口之際勸助了他。442Please respect copyright.PENANABETCPj8b0r
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“夢為,天命不可違,這一劫畢施主是必須要承受的。”442Please respect copyright.PENANAbxH4uNOupb
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“徒兒明白......”442Please respect copyright.PENANARcsb4aC7fQ
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「冥......冥叔,廁......廁所在哪裡?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAZQoBb9Bygt
畢時左手掩著肚子,右手掩著屁股,面青口唇白的作出詢問。442Please respect copyright.PENANAz6AREgSl9M
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「不想排隊的話,前面走廊往右轉的角落就是男廁。」442Please respect copyright.PENANA7c50x7toG1
察覺到畢時的異樣後,冥叔皺眉道。442Please respect copyright.PENANAD90WTPgFQO
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啪!442Please respect copyright.PENANAA6MKkJNrNZ
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比賽時間尚餘二十秒左右,畢時在痛定思痛下決定放棄比賽,直奔廁所方位。442Please respect copyright.PENANAW836xiGEot
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這場比賽,最終的勝利者為麥默明,一切也盡在她的預算之內。442Please respect copyright.PENANA9jHvijnGMk
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默明所拾起的十件蘋果批中,除了她第一時間吃下的蘋果批外,其餘的均是含有快速引致痾嘔瀉症狀的蘋果批;442Please respect copyright.PENANAgEQaAYGtxm
其後她所吃下的三件蘋果批,均是安全的「富士」蘋果批。442Please respect copyright.PENANAjQC4nf3n3n
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她先以呆等十四分鐘的方式製造出蘋果批裡含有毒藥的「假像」,並在最後一分鐘裡拿取十件蘋果批,目的就是想誘導畢時搶去誤以為是安全的蘋果批,並在比賽緊張關頭下以狼吞虎嚥的方式吞下蘋果批,引發出痾嘔瀉任一症狀。442Please respect copyright.PENANAwGJopmeeuu
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每一件蘋果批的藥物含量均比安全標準超出十倍有多,短短在一分鐘內吃下十件蘋果批的話,情況可以說是不堪設想。442Please respect copyright.PENANAjpZxczuDiD
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「那麼,執行懲罰的日期,我稍候會通知貴店的。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAIo4jEYxbPt
默明無意再作逗留,只是想盡快離開現場洗淨雙腳。442Please respect copyright.PENANAnLKL4ZYJsT
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「唔,沒問題。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAdf7c2Ok9xC
冥叔點頭黯然道。442Please respect copyright.PENANARXZEBPeluu
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「咦,這......這是?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAgUqHwwZweP
在將要離開之際,默明發覺桌下的一角有著一個打開狀的銀包,裡頭收藏了一張畢時與其女友孫旗在山頂上的合照。442Please respect copyright.PENANABvraq49J2c
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這一刻默明才意識得到,為何她早前總是覺得畢時這個名字在哪裡聽過似的,原來畢時就是同校同事孫旗的男朋友!442Please respect copyright.PENANAV0RRMX43oW
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“麻煩了!我隱瞞在默記秘撈多年的事,大有可能會被孫旗揭發舉報!”442Please respect copyright.PENANANlvQ3Jok7u
想到這一點後,默明一剎那間感到心虛了起來,大為後悔何以自己會如此衝動,在沒有做足充分調查的情況下便貿然前來宣戰。442Please respect copyright.PENANAgSXKKMvka0
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「咦,這......這是?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAmUPVy0GsnS
接近在同一時間,冥叔亦察覺到畢時銀包的存在,只不過他的著眼點並不在於二人合照上,而是與銀包連在一起的漢堡神偷鑰匙扣。442Please respect copyright.PENANAly8OhkOEFc
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這個漢堡神偷手中所持的竟然不是漢堡包,而是魚柳包?442Please respect copyright.PENANA6HxyXII66i
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感到好奇的他蹲下身拾起銀包,細心打量著那個如此特別的鑰匙扣。442Please respect copyright.PENANAsPtkQbrDrv
不經意間,他發現了漢堡神偷的右鞋裡有著一個微細孔穴,設計如同手提電話安置電話SIM卡的針孔機關一樣。442Please respect copyright.PENANAPOWfnq3S8R
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嗖!442Please respect copyright.PENANA5kUbwipysj
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用上外物插向孔穴後,魚柳包裡那件魚柳上的芝士突然往外彈出。442Please respect copyright.PENANAqFQoFTfwFE
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「這豈不是.......Devour特種部隊總司令級的徽章?442Please respect copyright.PENANAM40IBv45LN
這名畢時少年的軍階,竟然還要比我和深臨為高?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAZg5L7xe9Yn
冥叔汗流浹背的把芝士推回到魚柳包裡,大感惶恐。442Please respect copyright.PENANAdyaMJvzLPc
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「夢冥施主,雖然你已非出家弟子,但我建議你還是不要做出這種鼠竊狗偷的事情,把銀包物歸原主吧!」442Please respect copyright.PENANAkL5yVZnJmO
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冥叔抬頭一看,只見夢為和尚消失得無影無蹤,這番說話是和尚以百里傳音的方式隔空傳送到自己的心裡。442Please respect copyright.PENANAGdFSQq1l0H
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「還有一件事,你我今天相緣尚算是一道緣份,那我也不妨贈你一句良言。442Please respect copyright.PENANAUxSJAFqcw6
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今天晚上,我建議你還是請病假好好回家休息一下吧!」442Please respect copyright.PENANAtuBgi1VTSc
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晚上十一時半,默記鋪面大閘已關,間時正在收銀機前清點數目。442Please respect copyright.PENANAcOdNfOFeew
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「喂,霞,為何收銀機下的抽屜放有一個柑的?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAt4hb8I0XVC
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「今天下午有一個婆婆說我的笑容很甜美,像她的孫女一樣,硬是要把柑送給我作禮物!442Please respect copyright.PENANAS8qWWLhM4n
你感到口乾的話,便隨意拿去吃吧!」442Please respect copyright.PENANAYjWajPYszf
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「嗯,大家今天辛苦了!來吃柑吧!」442Please respect copyright.PENANAyEwjRDy5Qu
間時並沒有獨食之意,而是分「柑」同味,把柑塊分享給予店內的七名核心員工。442Please respect copyright.PENANAQdaWrxqoXh
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「這柑真甜!冥叔可真的沒有口褔了!」442Please respect copyright.PENANAgs4X2sV68l
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間時嬉皮笑臉之際,完全沒有察覺到垃圾桶裡的其中一塊柑皮表面上,貼上了一張紅色大門的貼紙。442Please respect copyright.PENANADgiuZ1lzT0