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    LiBr@RisU
    LiBr@RisU
    我是流浪於宇宙中的一粒名為「LiBr@RisU」簡稱「@」= 「a」的細菌
    細菌a的生存方式就是要不停地進行精神分裂及不定期放菌

    ☞個人網站【宇宙中的一粒細菌】:http://librarisu.weebly.com
    ☞FB專頁【宇宙中的一粒細菌】:https://www.facebook.com/libraxarisu

    ※※※小說故事類※※※
    ①都市愛情喜劇【禁斷初戀】﹛完﹜
    ②都市愛情喜劇【禁斷初戀Plus+】﹛完﹜
    ③青少年輕鬆喜劇【觀察風扇實錄】﹛完﹜
    ④CLAMP同人【CCX★Hope in the future】 ﹛完﹜
    ⑤奇幻奇案【祈系列➀之祈案之零】﹛完﹜
    ⑥奇幻友情【我的朋友不是人】﹛休息中﹜
    ⑦科幻冒險【飄流太空日誌】﹛努力連載中﹜
    ⑧科幻冒險【Drift Space Log】{【飄流太空日誌】英文版試驗中﹜
    ※※※短篇故事集※※※
    ①都市傳說【七色七人】﹛完﹜
    ②奇幻雜錦【一個短篇@一個故事】﹛完﹜
    ③黑暗另類【黑洞向⑬實驗作品集】﹛完﹜
    ④圖文合作【牽手企劃】 ﹛完﹜
    ※※※微小說※※※
    ①【毀童年之惡搞微編集】﹛完﹜
    ②【Mini-Stories@Mini-Store】﹛完﹜
    ※※※細菌放菌專欄※※※
    ①講舊時【暴露年齡】﹛完﹜
    ②講寵物【動物手記】
    ③講旅行【細菌遊記】﹛完﹜
    ④講異事【X空間】﹛有料才會更﹜
    ⑤講視聽【聲色亂話】
    ⑥講寫作【任意識飛翔】
    ⑦講囧事【一分鐘無愁報】
    ⑧講心聲【妄誌】
    ※※※隨手思系列※※※
    ①講情話【女人深私思】﹛完﹜
    ②講陰謀【陰謀論打油詩】﹛有料才會更﹜
    ③講日常【無所詩事】﹛有料才會更﹜
    ※※※心靈雞湯集※※※
    ①【吡哩叭喇一百則】﹛完﹜


    通告:獨家村寫作。更新速度會以心情決定。多謝繼續關注我的各位讀者。不接受任何形式的交換關注。多謝關注我的各位讀者,希望閣下是真心喜歡我的作品。

    ☆支持本細菌的任何作品的讀者們請不要吝嗇給我按讚啊~大家的認同都是我的寫作動力XD

    ★細菌@一字一善行動:所有文字收益(扣除PENANA手續費外)將會全數撥捐各類民間保護動物組織,歡迎各位有心人士多多打賞,萬分感謝。★
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邪敵蜈蚣咒?(上)
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678 Reads
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小白
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1079 Reads
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米奇的愛好
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另一種漏墨
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1287 Reads
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需要(此篇內容含有兒童不宜成份,敬請注意)
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781 Reads
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輪大米
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934 Reads
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假面超人
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771 Reads
3 Comments
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清明時節與FUN FUN
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794 Reads
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愚人節要愚人?
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788 Reads
2 Comments
#69
上下格都得?(此篇內容含有兒童不宜成份,敬請注意)
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789 Reads
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SHOPPING HOLIC
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垃圾站?
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自虐
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704 Reads
0 Comments
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神秘對話?
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672 Reads
0 Comments
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代購陷阱(下)
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727 Reads
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代購陷阱(上)
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841 Reads
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不熟不食
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807 Reads
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果然是場夢
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716 Reads
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炒風(下)
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749 Reads
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炒風(中)
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656 Reads
0 Comments
#58
炒風(上)
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760 Reads
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求票
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805 Reads
0 Comments
#56
另類禁室
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759 Reads
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#55
不是指套
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854 Reads
2 Comments
#54
迷上韓星後…
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646 Reads
0 Comments
#53
清走年貨
3 Likes
710 Reads
0 Comments
#52
迷信的囧
2 Likes
743 Reads
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搶錢or行乞
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732 Reads
3 Comments
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洗樓沒洗面
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762 Reads
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習俗的迷思?
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730 Reads
0 Comments
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老鼠的復仇(下)
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769 Reads
0 Comments
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老鼠的復仇(上)
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746 Reads
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大掃除小發現?
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710 Reads
4 Comments
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DNA遺傳
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742 Reads
0 Comments
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今天再發現自己出生得早真幸福
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705 Reads
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夜半怪聲
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704 Reads
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【精選】門外石獅子(下)
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800 Reads
4 Comments
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【精選】門外石獅子(中)
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700 Reads
6 Comments
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【精選】門外石獅子(上)
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707 Reads
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利是封的禍
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魚與洗潔精
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730 Reads
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青春之囧
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720 Reads
2 Comments
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紫色暴露癖
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808 Reads
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皮影戲
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801 Reads
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噴嚏的威力
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885 Reads
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二不離三
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一不離二
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0 Comments
#30
速龍的報應
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808 Reads
6 Comments
#29
剝花生
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791 Reads
0 Comments
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氣味
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706 Reads
2 Comments
#27
天罰
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780 Reads
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頭髮
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763 Reads
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#25
S與M
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703 Reads
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#24
第三個選擇
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806 Reads
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#23
老闆請食飯…
3 Likes
838 Reads
0 Comments
#22
嘔完又加
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764 Reads
2 Comments
#21
無錢又無品
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752 Reads
1 Comment
#20
過路人
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804 Reads
1 Comment
#19
貼死屍
5 Likes
1057 Reads
0 Comments
#18
【精選】小強特飲
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759 Reads
2 Comments
#17
加完再嘔
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843 Reads
2 Comments
#16
廁所奇觀EXTRA
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870 Reads
7 Comments
#15
廁所奇觀(下)
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774 Reads
1 Comment
#14
廁所奇觀(上)
2 Likes
721 Reads
3 Comments
#13
BILIBULU
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880 Reads
0 Comments
#12
廁所三姑
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819 Reads
0 Comments
#11
全消失
5 Likes
1131 Reads
0 Comments
#10
半消失
4 Likes
826 Reads
3 Comments
#9
公筷
6 Likes
1255 Reads
0 Comments
#8
夾穀牛
7 Likes
2187 Reads
2 Comments
#7
間接吮鞋底
5 Likes
1473 Reads
4 Comments
#6
【精選】最佳清潔劑?
10 Likes
1192 Reads
5 Comments
#5
懂不懂英文?
9 Likes
1028 Reads
0 Comments
#4
升降機驚暈
9 Likes
1013 Reads
5 Comments
#3
一個問號
6 Likes
1183 Reads
0 Comments
#2
蕉樹要有蕉
9 Likes
1106 Reads
4 Comments
#1
你是否想我「媽」?
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掃地
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70 Reads
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#304
導遊VS司機
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#303
狗吃vs人吃
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158 Reads
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痰上頸
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#301
大包圍包書套裝
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唔識
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#299
排隊
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#298
踩場?
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280 Reads
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#297
唔夠食
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好mean的Led燈
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344 Reads
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#295
變身
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315 Reads
8 Comments
#294
摺疊型手機專用wallpaper
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估神
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偽食家
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332 Reads
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#291
筷子座
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#290
面盲症
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#289
猜猜是什麼?
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283 Reads
5 Comments
#288
自熱飯
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707 Reads
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#287
同事七:電子煙
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好硬
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#285
住酒店
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帶刺小禮物
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勇者無懼
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353 Reads
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同事六︰短袖高腰褲
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#281
加辣的蛋撻
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同事五之結婚Circular
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同事四之想要睡衣
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大飛强vs四腳蛇
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同事三之手推車
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同事二之張曼玉
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356 Reads
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#275
同事一之三明治
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686 Reads
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#274
去吧!小强!
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329 Reads
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#273
不是六合彩
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310 Reads
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#272
搵送Mon員想玩完?
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365 Reads
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#271
極其諷刺
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362 Reads
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#270
掃不到
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536 Reads
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#269
隔離借Wifi
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畸一
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多用途口罩
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590 Reads
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#266
愛變成害
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507 Reads
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#265
無腦消費
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534 Reads
2 Comments
#264
霎戇
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840 Reads
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#263
激流中的音樂椅
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488 Reads
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#262
戴口罩帶口罩
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1390 Reads
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#261
救助航空業
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619 Reads
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#260
没有颱風假
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502 Reads
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#259
剪指甲
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#258
focus on the good
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#257
Laptop與Desktop
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#256
彈出彈入的上司
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610 Reads
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#255
回收?
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657 Reads
4 Comments
#254
墨西哥啤酒上的一片檸檬
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620 Reads
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#253
電話會議( ?)
3 Likes
621 Reads
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#252
隨意攞隨意食
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595 Reads
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#251
Lunch meeting有Lunch吃不得
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658 Reads
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#250
師傅~你想點呢?
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575 Reads
2 Comments
#249
這裏不是實驗室
5 Likes
657 Reads
0 Comments
#248
豆腐vs叉燒
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612 Reads
2 Comments
#247
閘内閘外
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657 Reads
2 Comments
#246
猜猜它像誰?
6 Likes
643 Reads
4 Comments
#245
阿媽話…
4 Likes
665 Reads
0 Comments
#244
伸手黨
3 Likes
640 Reads
2 Comments
#243
Hea尸
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712 Reads
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兩蚊
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729 Reads
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無水沖廁
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762 Reads
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好拮眼
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735 Reads
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潔癖與怕死
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666 Reads
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#238
啡色牛奶
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671 Reads
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#237
老闆無邏輯
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698 Reads
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#236
雪櫃裏的電飯煲
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672 Reads
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兩層LEVEL
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西北風
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614 Reads
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不受控的同事
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574 Reads
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日本妹
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623 Reads
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廿蚊買人格
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593 Reads
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翠兒
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602 Reads
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囧囧蟹肉餃
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713 Reads
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公司醫保保什麼?
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650 Reads
1 Comment
#227
扁平足
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695 Reads
7 Comments
#226
斜波
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655 Reads
0 Comments
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抖腳
6 Likes
670 Reads
1 Comment
#224
日日「哈囉喂」
5 Likes
837 Reads
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#223
傳紙仔
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694 Reads
4 Comments
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丟塞放
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708 Reads
0 Comments
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成功靠父幹 從幼學賄賂
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687 Reads
3 Comments
#220
潮肉
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682 Reads
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#219
共享垃圾
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677 Reads
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空氣清新機
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652 Reads
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#217
だめ
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643 Reads
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敬老
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1078 Reads
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高分低能
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711 Reads
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謎之飯盒
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761 Reads
2 Comments
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快而錯
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664 Reads
0 Comments
#212
白板筆囧談
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665 Reads
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#211
貓與蘋果
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683 Reads
4 Comments
#210
非常學府
3 Likes
654 Reads
0 Comments
#209
强人所難的環保
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743 Reads
0 Comments
#208
太冷因為無被冚
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768 Reads
2 Comments
#207
另類啞巴
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654 Reads
3 Comments
#206
鬥熱鬥短
4 Likes
641 Reads
0 Comments
#205
假期OT
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633 Reads
11 Comments
#204
老爺愛黑鞋
6 Likes
825 Reads
2 Comments
#203
一癲還有一個癲
4 Likes
767 Reads
6 Comments
#202
不同審美觀
5 Likes
673 Reads
2 Comments
#201
省錢的奴才(下)
7 Likes
735 Reads
2 Comments
#200
省錢的奴才(上)
6 Likes
756 Reads
4 Comments
#199
全相
4 Likes
675 Reads
6 Comments
#198
忽然大食王
5 Likes
698 Reads
0 Comments
#197
酒店毛巾不能亂抹
6 Likes
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4 Comments
#196
下午茶不能亂吃
6 Likes
670 Reads
2 Comments
#195
超時無水補
4 Likes
681 Reads
3 Comments
#194
老頂愛開會
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763 Reads
5 Comments
#193
環保?
6 Likes
656 Reads
2 Comments
#192
IT
4 Likes
648 Reads
2 Comments
#191
咔啐情緣
6 Likes
720 Reads
2 Comments
#190
喜or死
4 Likes
645 Reads
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#189
估值
5 Likes
637 Reads
2 Comments
#188
畸噢L
4 Likes
705 Reads
0 Comments
#187
催婚
6 Likes
703 Reads
0 Comments
#186
撒戇!!!!!
5 Likes
1097 Reads
0 Comments
#185
揀蕉⁉
5 Likes
642 Reads
0 Comments
#184
OH!CUT!
7 Likes
679 Reads
1 Comment
#183
貓製鹹魚
5 Likes
703 Reads
0 Comments
#182
對話一則
4 Likes
685 Reads
3 Comments
#181
最怕改壞名
8 Likes
855 Reads
1 Comment
#180
F5
5 Likes
703 Reads
9 Comments
#179
令人苦笑的飯盒
7 Likes
685 Reads
11 Comments
#178
己所不慾勿施於人
4 Likes
689 Reads
4 Comments
#177
叮飯見聞(下)
5 Likes
726 Reads
11 Comments
#176
叮飯見聞(上)
7 Likes
713 Reads
9 Comments
#175
曲奇革命
8 Likes
707 Reads
3 Comments
#174
小米粥變成一鑊粥之救救小米粥
8 Likes
759 Reads
2 Comments
#173
小米粥變成一鑊粥
8 Likes
833 Reads
4 Comments
#172
步步雞
2 Likes
1336 Reads
0 Comments
#171
不想被別人歧視就請做好自己
6 Likes
687 Reads
13 Comments
#170
特別的一日五餐
4 Likes
695 Reads
10 Comments
#169
害羞一瞬間
6 Likes
758 Reads
15 Comments
#168
大驚小怪
5 Likes
791 Reads
17 Comments
#167
微波下的煩惱
5 Likes
692 Reads
0 Comments
#166
挑戰世界紀錄?
7 Likes
698 Reads
10 Comments
#165
千萬別亂信!以免一頭煙!
8 Likes
700 Reads
2 Comments
#164
續:群組中的囧
5 Likes
667 Reads
0 Comments
#163
群組中的囧
5 Likes
654 Reads
0 Comments
#162
打風狂洗版
5 Likes
715 Reads
0 Comments
#161
怪獸家長沒邏輯
5 Likes
753 Reads
2 Comments
#160
真造作?偽品味?
5 Likes
649 Reads
0 Comments
#159
酸別人的井底蛙
7 Likes
708 Reads
4 Comments
#158
何謂「食好西」?
6 Likes
943 Reads
4 Comments
#157
下雨天滴血天
6 Likes
822 Reads
2 Comments
#156
最短時間賺六萬
6 Likes
744 Reads
1 Comment
#155
ZIP ZIP ZIP
4 Likes
709 Reads
5 Comments
#154
據為己有之二
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703 Reads
0 Comments
#153
據為己有
7 Likes
702 Reads
21 Comments
#152
果籃
6 Likes
733 Reads
0 Comments
#151
又來猜猜看
4 Likes
646 Reads
4 Comments
#150
小巴男VS貨車男
4 Likes
687 Reads
0 Comments
#149
拖狗男vs街站男
4 Likes
751 Reads
0 Comments
#148
RELAX啦!香港人!
3 Likes
672 Reads
3 Comments
#147
照爆鏡
3 Likes
692 Reads
0 Comments
#146
超囧的K1題目
6 Likes
681 Reads
6 Comments
#145
好易賒?
3 Likes
729 Reads
0 Comments
#144
上下都奇怪
4 Likes
753 Reads
0 Comments
#143
貼錢買難受的人都應該是個被虐狂
3 Likes
709 Reads
3 Comments
#142
(不)公平交易
4 Likes
784 Reads
0 Comments
#141
對付煩鄰的方法
4 Likes
831 Reads
9 Comments
#140
一粒朱古力玩死一部電話
5 Likes
815 Reads
0 Comments
#139
莫非…真是這麼邪…?(此篇同刊於創作挑戰〈莫非定律〉)
4 Likes
982 Reads
0 Comments
#138
騎呢賤禮
4 Likes
954 Reads
5 Comments
#137
Google 香港 2016 熱爆關鍵字
5 Likes
680 Reads
5 Comments
#136
雄風糾糾的蛇酒
4 Likes
986 Reads
3 Comments
#135
被爆格
6 Likes
863 Reads
0 Comments
#134
這種老闆哪裡找?
5 Likes
823 Reads
0 Comments
#133
偽問卷:關於旅伴
5 Likes
755 Reads
15 Comments
#132
CHINA
4 Likes
792 Reads
1 Comment
#131
邪X不怕被狗咬?
7 Likes
763 Reads
0 Comments
#130
不明死因
6 Likes
709 Reads
3 Comments
#129
大家快來猜一猜
4 Likes
814 Reads
15 Comments
#128
大風一吹,鐵閘關了!!!然後…(此篇同刊於創作挑戰〈忘記帶鎖匙……〉)
5 Likes
745 Reads
2 Comments
#127
妳是雞!
4 Likes
798 Reads
5 Comments
#126
真的盲還是真心貪?
4 Likes
758 Reads
3 Comments
#125
打風無假放
6 Likes
808 Reads
31 Comments
#124
多管閒事
5 Likes
731 Reads
30 Comments
#123
其身不正2
5 Likes
689 Reads
4 Comments
#122
其身不正
4 Likes
1092 Reads
0 Comments
#121
〈細菌通告〉
7 Likes
687 Reads
4 Comments
#120
沒有更癲!只有更癲!
6 Likes
763 Reads
0 Comments
#119
好誇的考試
6 Likes
763 Reads
9 Comments
#118
囧詞囧名
6 Likes
648 Reads
2 Comments
#117
續:人情緊過債
5 Likes
782 Reads
0 Comments
#116
人情緊過債
6 Likes
902 Reads
29 Comments
#115
車位樓盤
6 Likes
728 Reads
0 Comments
#114
不是她的也不用亂丟吧?
7 Likes
738 Reads
27 Comments
#113
萌萌的~
6 Likes
729 Reads
15 Comments
#112
撞邪的書包
7 Likes
735 Reads
4 Comments
#111
男人都裝胸?
7 Likes
790 Reads
17 Comments
#110
我是GOOGLE MAP?
9 Likes
756 Reads
36 Comments
#109
她是誰?
6 Likes
750 Reads
0 Comments
#108
CHEAP出位
3 Likes
655 Reads
0 Comments
#107
寄生蟲(溫馨提示:內容可能令人情緒不安!敬請注意!)
3 Likes
662 Reads
0 Comments
#106
被車門夾著的包包
4 Likes
679 Reads
5 Comments
#105
偽人愛公開
3 Likes
813 Reads
0 Comments
#104
這樣也陰謀?
3 Likes
755 Reads
1 Comment
#103
今天不囧‧今天是妙
5 Likes
713 Reads
8 Comments
#102
挑死的小孩
4 Likes
728 Reads
6 Comments
#101
小強的囧事
5 Likes
684 Reads
0 Comments
#100
Why are you here?
3 Likes
758 Reads
0 Comments
#99
寄魚蛋
3 Likes
655 Reads
1 Comment
#98
玩泥沙
3 Likes
708 Reads
0 Comments
#97
病題
4 Likes
691 Reads
0 Comments
#96
中毒
4 Likes
785 Reads
2 Comments
#95
傘的用途(下)
5 Likes
745 Reads
6 Comments
#94
傘的用途(上)
4 Likes
743 Reads
4 Comments
#93
呼吸計劃
4 Likes
815 Reads
3 Comments
#92
作弊
4 Likes
805 Reads
6 Comments
#91
食到你傻
6 Likes
682 Reads
4 Comments
#90
強大的泡菜國
3 Likes
725 Reads
2 Comments
#89
有幾慘?
3 Likes
1076 Reads
0 Comments
#88
狗屎奇談
3 Likes
707 Reads
0 Comments
#87
觀人於微
4 Likes
727 Reads
0 Comments
#86
囧蟲
3 Likes
762 Reads
0 Comments
#85
OT怪談
4 Likes
753 Reads
5 Comments
#84
誹謗=言論自由?
3 Likes
857 Reads
0 Comments
#83
狗繩
4 Likes
757 Reads
2 Comments
#82
神又係佢、鬼又係佢
3 Likes
699 Reads
0 Comments
#81
搶紅包
3 Likes
763 Reads
0 Comments
#80
見識少
3 Likes
664 Reads
0 Comments
#79
邪敵蜈蚣咒?(下)
8 Likes
844 Reads
0 Comments
#78
邪敵蜈蚣咒?(上)
5 Likes
678 Reads
3 Comments
#77
小白
2 Likes
1079 Reads
0 Comments
#76
米奇的愛好
4 Likes
713 Reads
0 Comments
#75
另一種漏墨
4 Likes
1287 Reads
0 Comments
#74
需要(此篇內容含有兒童不宜成份,敬請注意)
4 Likes
781 Reads
1 Comment
#73
輪大米
5 Likes
934 Reads
2 Comments
#72
假面超人
5 Likes
771 Reads
3 Comments
#71
清明時節與FUN FUN
4 Likes
794 Reads
0 Comments
#70
愚人節要愚人?
4 Likes
788 Reads
2 Comments
#69
上下格都得?(此篇內容含有兒童不宜成份,敬請注意)
3 Likes
789 Reads
0 Comments
#68
SHOPPING HOLIC
5 Likes
767 Reads
2 Comments
#67
垃圾站?
3 Likes
748 Reads
0 Comments
#66
自虐
3 Likes
704 Reads
0 Comments
#65
神秘對話?
4 Likes
672 Reads
0 Comments
#64
代購陷阱(下)
2 Likes
727 Reads
0 Comments
#63
代購陷阱(上)
2 Likes
841 Reads
0 Comments
#62
不熟不食
4 Likes
807 Reads
0 Comments
#61
果然是場夢
2 Likes
716 Reads
1 Comment
#60
炒風(下)
4 Likes
749 Reads
0 Comments
#59
炒風(中)
5 Likes
656 Reads
0 Comments
#58
炒風(上)
4 Likes
760 Reads
0 Comments
#57
求票
3 Likes
805 Reads
0 Comments
#56
另類禁室
4 Likes
759 Reads
0 Comments
#55
不是指套
5 Likes
854 Reads
2 Comments
#54
迷上韓星後…
4 Likes
646 Reads
0 Comments
#53
清走年貨
3 Likes
710 Reads
0 Comments
#52
迷信的囧
2 Likes
743 Reads
0 Comments
#51
搶錢or行乞
3 Likes
732 Reads
3 Comments
#50
洗樓沒洗面
4 Likes
762 Reads
0 Comments
#49
習俗的迷思?
1 Like
730 Reads
0 Comments
#48
老鼠的復仇(下)
1 Like
769 Reads
0 Comments
#47
老鼠的復仇(上)
0 Likes
746 Reads
2 Comments
#46
大掃除小發現?
0 Likes
710 Reads
4 Comments
#45
DNA遺傳
2 Likes
742 Reads
0 Comments
#44
今天再發現自己出生得早真幸福
3 Likes
705 Reads
3 Comments
#43
夜半怪聲
1 Like
704 Reads
0 Comments
#42
【精選】門外石獅子(下)
3 Likes
800 Reads
4 Comments
#41
【精選】門外石獅子(中)
4 Likes
700 Reads
6 Comments
#40
【精選】門外石獅子(上)
2 Likes
707 Reads
5 Comments
#39
利是封的禍
1 Like
751 Reads
0 Comments
#38
魚與洗潔精
2 Likes
747 Reads
2 Comments
#37
這是香港人
2 Likes
730 Reads
0 Comments
#36
青春之囧
2 Likes
720 Reads
2 Comments
#35
紫色暴露癖
3 Likes
808 Reads
2 Comments
#34
皮影戲
3 Likes
801 Reads
0 Comments
#33
噴嚏的威力
3 Likes
885 Reads
0 Comments
#32
二不離三
1 Like
792 Reads
2 Comments
#31
一不離二
1 Like
751 Reads
0 Comments
#30
速龍的報應
4 Likes
808 Reads
6 Comments
#29
剝花生
2 Likes
791 Reads
0 Comments
#28
氣味
4 Likes
706 Reads
2 Comments
#27
天罰
2 Likes
780 Reads
0 Comments
#26
頭髮
6 Likes
763 Reads
0 Comments
#25
S與M
2 Likes
703 Reads
0 Comments
#24
第三個選擇
5 Likes
806 Reads
0 Comments
#23
老闆請食飯…
3 Likes
838 Reads
0 Comments
#22
嘔完又加
3 Likes
764 Reads
2 Comments
#21
無錢又無品
2 Likes
752 Reads
1 Comment
#20
過路人
3 Likes
804 Reads
1 Comment
#19
貼死屍
5 Likes
1057 Reads
0 Comments
#18
【精選】小強特飲
4 Likes
759 Reads
2 Comments
#17
加完再嘔
4 Likes
843 Reads
2 Comments
#16
廁所奇觀EXTRA
3 Likes
870 Reads
7 Comments
#15
廁所奇觀(下)
3 Likes
774 Reads
1 Comment
#14
廁所奇觀(上)
2 Likes
721 Reads
3 Comments
#13
BILIBULU
3 Likes
880 Reads
0 Comments
#12
廁所三姑
4 Likes
819 Reads
0 Comments
#11
全消失
5 Likes
1131 Reads
0 Comments
#10
半消失
4 Likes
826 Reads
3 Comments
#9
公筷
6 Likes
1255 Reads
0 Comments
#8
夾穀牛
7 Likes
2187 Reads
2 Comments
#7
間接吮鞋底
5 Likes
1473 Reads
4 Comments
#6
【精選】最佳清潔劑?
10 Likes
1192 Reads
5 Comments
#5
懂不懂英文?
9 Likes
1028 Reads
0 Comments
#4
升降機驚暈
9 Likes
1013 Reads
5 Comments
#3
一個問號
6 Likes
1183 Reads
0 Comments
#2
蕉樹要有蕉
9 Likes
1106 Reads
4 Comments
#1
你是否想我「媽」?
10 Likes
1199 Reads
3 Comments

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