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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcvnCOnoMe
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlpVQUo2iK
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPB00A3EZY8
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBJKNoc29l
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuxBisYCT9
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbZZSd84gI
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiPdGcDIoI
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0h8le3YAg
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIE5emTE5hX
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacuGqPTHnE
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5QRv119wB
「肉，沒肉會死。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfG6tyiSzS
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgQyceUhrL
「沒什麼特別的。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVKP0BqlYf
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0kRbjyXAK
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡex8GqZanJi
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lexID1niI
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFuTOTCzKK
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9eayXUPH6
「睡覺。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwbrOKOiu4
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxGctVpiZW
「手機、鑰匙。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCg4swueFR
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxxrvJhtjh
「他們，能力的意思。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6WZEUWH4M
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡED49WhEqdC
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkE6n4sllTL
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfFpwNXp8v
「沒有。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtkQElcVb9
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKl8zQeX9s8
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTwlSl5PS7
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIQZBnb4ty
「……不知道。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡli8QO9CaTu
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfbeCJeGhA
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXXFUD7tkv
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EvfsN1oF6
「被機器包圍的感覺。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgMRmNQbTo
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw99tmMQJmg
「……拒答。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRJDsCGlwR
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzjSFi0och
「沒有。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuF8V5SWQB
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjtLnmCfJT
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KGsfvKBXc
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSK6rZJUGEq
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UMaBJShaa
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6yUZVA8e8
「好煩。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIpBkveK5r
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP111hEvbLP
「你覺得呢？」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAdzTYx87d
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr16qWNVB4x
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaIVrxM6Mu
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZB0UtxcuH
「現在……還可以吧。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwLKEbngwE
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8a6yapApR
「算有吧。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTYxdtzB3F
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7bHCC915G
「拒答。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXodOogznX
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6NsGRtqrk
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxVtYI0RB1
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQL45LGnwp
「沒有。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLAqqMQQxs
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二、私心惡搞篇214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxSxta14Gx
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRKqezCj1l
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkf8aUuCoNu
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1fYWzBfug
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GcX6NnUfR
「好像沒有。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKgC6gr1Mh
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInuYuyxrTg
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBSuLy61dO
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7tydwAhi7
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qtUzFAp62
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EprLnnmwG
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39E7UA5Gxj
「不知道。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwqFUG14hR
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzTMsGzuPr
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHTa3I90jD
「哈？」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYKsKKI32M
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwbnJPZL2F
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hIw6RXFgU
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnPqJKjdA9
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21unaTmj5k
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rL2AWDthC
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1ABY6qxTD
「還不把他揍醒？」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpVyJMCyfW
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SH2ZERkGf
「不知道。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nq5zuvuvv
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLa9m98oI6X
「沒有。」214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5TAkEDyR7
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？214Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolTpN1P6Dr
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
