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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMCk8oTn2E
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKyY4RLCQn
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7pJCKMvso
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7JWuF3iNX
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFLefqBKDD
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS957Bgeq0J
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMuuB2bGw0
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4f3sFI3aiE
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6epHkWt24
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2r806h6VL
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpU6OYRzXy
「肉，沒肉會死。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYMM046Jqa
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5V07ggiKR
「沒什麼特別的。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMekKL0am7C
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSCIMBQlEs
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47IeNXMTXZ
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBlhTLyHtZ
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykXpKywH7Q
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhU7Z2PKcR
「睡覺。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr25tOUoI5S
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGDFrpc29v
「手機、鑰匙。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyX6XfasnvT
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzXzTy0bzp
「他們，能力的意思。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVP15eGcEn
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknkQKsNXQO
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvtMNaWszd
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvn2rCHNoF
「沒有。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXZsC10Lpp
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjSYbTSKFJ
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutv4YZCKkR
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtgq5rlTu4
「……不知道。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3j34VGf1M
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldEgcFo8dV
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT85Y9IxGV2
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xP5vGmbxN
「被機器包圍的感覺。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksf4Z2DN5g
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDR6PV7RQXr
「……拒答。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tOfjl1cYs
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrb2UNf3xeN
「沒有。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFGexYpIrW
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0Vb5LNtTw
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq805iB9EZR
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRn7VuszfNU
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUw4feeKALR
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnajxyYOFC
「好煩。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRD8WNUDeU
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGeG9pTW53
「你覺得呢？」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2mPeDbnX0
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70RXwOPybw
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtVIBb8ZjC
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81QmSjAgKF
「現在……還可以吧。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYqduIrmW1
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJx5bEZSLB
「算有吧。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgIFnc2a7W
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhVhFBuVRH
「拒答。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopgodGPRBf
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vHQov1xxw
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIo3P7L2lr
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjll8MCAj8
「沒有。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrAjj8Hqgw
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二、私心惡搞篇198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYargO4Bts
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Z9QSvjXjj
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzr7FuhmiFg
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgyGt9sPOD
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6X8fZOro2s
「好像沒有。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevIpkEqKpf
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhH65syDgt
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4OyWIBOun
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhauziFiEW
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbG7EiJt2yr
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQDiDz95Yf
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbyIFwQx2k
「不知道。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53wJgzt9YM
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJgZqtaSYg
「沒有。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcMvc11GVA
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcB4i9HPHrW
「哈？」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAdBfx3a6E
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7sfvDJiYl
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAWADeqkiY
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN930RmXbCo
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgJdp2KBmY
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhVN2T38FT
「……」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT6EL3imrY
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmEYJ1m0yW
「還不把他揍醒？」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9C4cE3zF2I
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXR4lsi0fBy
「不知道。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASZG2D0BTF
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTI88gqeDyN
「沒有。」198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGXAclcVOx
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmnPaSVb9A
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
