(問卷題目來源:https://paste.plurk.com/show/2418846)147Please respect copyright.PENANA8zEB2eiLIo
對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了(欸147Please respect copyright.PENANAhB9nHZfnKO連番外也忙到只打到一半而已(←我很誠實!(←不負責任147Please respect copyright.PENANActtUBdwxd0
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好,感謝你願意接受訪談,請問我該稱呼你……?147Please respect copyright.PENANA65q5B0fqNp
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎,你不識字嗎?」147Please respect copyright.PENANAp5z72BGjgh
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚(上級同級下級)之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢?147Please respect copyright.PENANADE5LRpM3FQ
「哈?我根本不記得他們的名字。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAWykuaM6SsL
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己?147Please respect copyright.PENANAWPwUwqrzt9
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦!」(←這什麼混亂邪惡147Please respect copyright.PENANASJsqA2rHlj
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好?147Please respect copyright.PENANA1ho629TOjZ
「喝咖啡,吃肉,睡覺,聽廣播。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAuOPinA6Aek
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物?147Please respect copyright.PENANABNeCnzWAe9
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAsiYBJjaLOZ
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6. 喜歡吃什麼?有沒有討厭的食物呢?147Please respect copyright.PENANAs582I7MZFn
「肉,沒肉會死。」147Please respect copyright.PENANApQr0dBZQR8
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7. 有好感的人事物?討厭的呢?147Please respect copyright.PENANApNxURRTeQ3
「沒什麼特別的。」147Please respect copyright.PENANA3ouGx3QxOy
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣?147Please respect copyright.PENANAbzUxIzw0Vx
「累了就睡,想睡就睡,有必要就起床出門。」147Please respect copyright.PENANANLD9nAjZO6
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9. 住在哪裡呢?對居住環境還滿意嗎?147Please respect copyright.PENANAYo1L2JpvTS
「原本隨便找個房子租,現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」147Please respect copyright.PENANA98x63o6xvS
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛?147Please respect copyright.PENANAghsRZWWieH
「睡覺。」147Please respect copyright.PENANA5TysFDKpk2
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎?147Please respect copyright.PENANAHrqSl9khZv
「手機、鑰匙。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAaDNxmiFCb4
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的?有沒有什麼特殊意義?(這裡指的不是創作者喔,是角色的父母之類)147Please respect copyright.PENANAoW1uj9k5av
「他們,能力的意思。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAimi7eD1EX4
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方?147Please respect copyright.PENANAVdwVSvriyb
「哈?看不出來嗎?本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧?」147Please respect copyright.PENANAOygGoqUl74
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼?147Please respect copyright.PENANA02QzhwUAhh
「沒有。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAOJzoDIL5HT
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡?147Please respect copyright.PENANAYuNJcRFuLk
「能力的話,名字就已經告訴你了吧。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAE2xvGf1rWV
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西?(人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)147Please respect copyright.PENANAuaBHV6Qm3D
「……不知道。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAZdyn0jZv1T
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何?147Please respect copyright.PENANAZclduchp5x
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAMG6gLeuzna
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢?147Please respect copyright.PENANAKZ6eBOpFRm
「被機器包圍的感覺。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAoSPNXTYzuG
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎?介紹一下他們吧?147Please respect copyright.PENANAlZfxXDU0aH
「……拒答。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAeszE3tNICO
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情,你對戀愛有什麼看法?147Please respect copyright.PENANAmtnhV1EUJ3
「沒有。」147Please respect copyright.PENANACQ4WeuwCEU
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人?又對哪類型苦手?147Please respect copyright.PENANAa2DpkIIiRp
「隨便啦,順眼就好了吧。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAcP5poRuL4A
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎?還是在暗戀著誰呢?我不會告訴別人的!147Please respect copyright.PENANATnTAamT759
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAILOpDDYnmi
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待?147Please respect copyright.PENANAefbK6FOHX9
「好煩。」147Please respect copyright.PENANApyAegkkR5c
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24. 來談談人生吧,為什麼會選擇現在的職業?147Please respect copyright.PENANAvP4AHqLGlI
「你覺得呢?」147Please respect copyright.PENANApgn7WHfbWQ
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎?147Please respect copyright.PENANAsYwc6LNcWa
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAUHvLCGsUeW
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎?會不會想要改變?147Please respect copyright.PENANAjl2iceG7HJ
「現在……還可以吧。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAYbBWxbEZOw
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎?147Please respect copyright.PENANAmHbdSi1joi
「算有吧。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAOqQaufRE3m
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人?147Please respect copyright.PENANAJGoi6WrP25
「拒答。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAvYArKPEKQQ
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢?147Please respect copyright.PENANAwIevNowX5L
「如果那算是夢想,也太奢侈了。」147Please respect copyright.PENANA2iVddBO0TZ
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30. 最後,能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密?(一些不為人知的設定?)147Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1PlA5TStn
「沒有。」147Please respect copyright.PENANA5EAs6ZX1m2
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二、私心惡搞篇147Please respect copyright.PENANAub8gZxYYDk
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題,羞恥噗類時間!(可選擇不回答)147Please respect copyright.PENANA7FLuvK6pfp
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢?147Please respect copyright.PENANALkaTgtYbMH
「哈?不知道,隨便吧,可以睡就都行。」147Please respect copyright.PENANABAERPr269w
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼?147Please respect copyright.PENANAkDT4feDKGq
「好像沒有。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAoIukb8wdoi
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3. 不小心喝太多水了,找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況?147Please respect copyright.PENANAye8iclXoCz
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」(好方便!(表示羨慕147Please respect copyright.PENANALXfzmY1Kbi
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4. 偷偷告訴我,你今天穿什麼內褲?147Please respect copyright.PENANAqHHv2PauqH
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻?」147Please respect copyright.PENANAbVuGORADO5
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎?可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎?147Please respect copyright.PENANApTLB0EtCXu
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」(簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡?讓我戳一下好不好?147Please respect copyright.PENANAyhZDJhCdm0
「不知道。」147Please respect copyright.PENANA63IN4NORY3
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7. 初體驗對象是誰?沒有啊?哎呀好可愛。147Please respect copyright.PENANAN6bk0X2Ufr
「沒有。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAsa2gIA0Hr2
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8. 如果變成異性,第一件做的事是什麼?147Please respect copyright.PENANA1B1UdhsbNq
「哈?」147Please respect copyright.PENANAER71XiCRiC
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎?哪裡的尺寸?都可以唷!147Please respect copyright.PENANAy4XDPJbErv
「這種事隨便吧,會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊?」147Please respect copyright.PENANARZjNyqPwzU
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種?147Please respect copyright.PENANA0jsZR1Oinv
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」147Please respect copyright.PENANACcN8LU1DOI
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?147Please respect copyright.PENANAofKaN1HJa2
「……」147Please respect copyright.PENANAumkjcspdyP
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?147Please respect copyright.PENANACsl9uJTRie
「還不把他揍醒?」147Please respect copyright.PENANA8raKE64ZQk
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應,不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧?147Please respect copyright.PENANAsipLpvvL9v
「不知道。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAuIAkaPD4Wf
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14. 回答到這裡,有什麼感想呢?就剩下一題了!加油,好嗎?147Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0MNbc1CK4
「沒有。」147Please respect copyright.PENANAM0bAWPn6Tv
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15. 最後一題,香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜,你會選哪一個?147Please respect copyright.PENANA1HLOfFPCmw
「香腸啊,它是肉啊,屁股想也知道。」