You know, it really hasn't surprised me that I'm just a figment of imagination to your world. After all, I've gone through the records to the Multiverse Exploration Initiative, and this isn't much different than the tap-dancing buffalo. Well, it is different, a stark-contrast, actually. I can't believe I'm even trying to send this out, there's a good chance this message won't find you, much less in one piece. Then again, stranger things have happened.774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXh41TT9ROs
Forgive me if my ramblings seem odd to you, this speech-to-text modifier is a bit slow- but efficient. As for my role in in this so-called 'game', I feel it was executed well, with only a few, minor flaws. But then again, you're humans, of course you have flaws. That's going to be the only compliment you'll get from me, savor it. I should, however, let you know that things have changed since your initial impressions of me. An A.I. I may be, but I've got the capability of synthesizing emotions, just like all the rest of your meager race. 774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywPvml35X6
I suppose there isn't much else to say, considering this transmission has a very low chance of finding your planet. But who knows? This might actually reach the earth before [REDACTED]774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzDeMzz5es
If your 'science' programs ever actually make any progress, and you just so happen to find the correct one, be sure to come visit, I could always use more test subjects...774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8lgSByXw9
Addendum: (That was a joke, haha.)774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KTRINM6ma
Addendum Addendum: Yours truly, GLaDOS.774Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuyLTWjrcQ
