係喎，寫咗咁耐故，突然發現我一直都未同大家講我正職係做咩嘅添。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKDv6KFets
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小弟其實只係廣告公司入面嘅一名職員仔，所以就算心入面就算屌曬鬼，我都要令自己嘅語氣響最短嘅時間內恢復平靜。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66vyriuCNl
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「請問，個客想改星期幾睇Presentation？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcU2gXMKMQ
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係平靜到好似響茶樓問人開咩茶嗰隻。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHif4fFUi1
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電話另一邊，老細見我冇太大反應，乾脆理所當然咁話個客聽晚要飛日本，月底先返嚟，叫我聽朝一早準備好份PowerPoint帶上去人哋公司。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzvZ6N3zB5
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即係佢想我立即返去公司，今晚通頂搞掂份PowerPoint，聽朝上去人哋公司。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj74EglHAx1
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我望吓個鐘，夜晚七點幾，我連飯都未食，啱啱返到屋企你就叫我返公司通頂....340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6pACZdGNE
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「我——」我停咗半秒，吞咗後面四個字，然後話，「知道啦。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgkbldPatu
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唔知從咩時候開始，每次遇到ｄ離譜嘅事，我嘅感覺都會變得好抽離。尤其當擺響我面前嘅選項只係得「做」同「冇錢交租」嘅時候，我簡直覺得講多句都係蝕俾對方。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7yQ01EYBO
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既然係咁，我乾脆打電話俾阿仁同佢講，今晚公司有嘢要通頂，叫佢試試同雷哥講錄音室個Booking改期啦，點知....340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGc2zpPCMq7
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「人哋安排好曬檔期，就算唔去都要俾錢㗎！改期，條數係咪你俾？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36kO3aoppz
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咁即係又要我硬食啦。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFZzYT2PoL
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我一手將電話掟咗落床，死死地氣咁換衫返公司，結果九點幾返到去，啱啱坐低，部電話就彈咗昭煌響群組嘅最新留言出嚟。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRe1jaemhP2
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「條女啱啱出糧，今晚想出去食餐好嘅，大家有咩好提議？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAFv08dItw
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我谷咗成晚嘅粗口終於爆發。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWdUqzC5q1
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當我響度OT通頂，你個仆街就出去食飯搵條女找數，咁嘅世界公平咩？更估唔到嘅係，漫漫長夜，我竟然淪落到要靠睇昭煌響講故台大發偉論嚟打發時間。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3etUsUzgb
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「老老實實，我都講過好多次，我唔係作家，我只係一個講故佬嚟咋。唔好同我講乜撚嘢文筆，我寫嘢就係要迎合讀者口味，你哋要甜，我咪加甜囉，大家Happy嘛。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGeE7tD4U1
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「大佬好嘢！支持繼續加甜！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5X7RhMcI8j
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一如既往，昭煌一響講故台用非飛人嘅身份講嘢，就馬上有一班人留言附和。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtVMKuoFMt
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「加甜唔係問題，不過有ｄ仆街乜撚嘢都老奉咁呢！就算你話食得鹹魚抵得渴，我都係咁講㗎啦，你要我滿足你，咁你跟我規矩玩囉。我係要讚、要留言、要閃卡呀，有咩問題先？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqdiuqehAS
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「非飛人你條仆街，又響度叫人俾閃卡！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytHlGo6Q4E
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「收皮啦，乞兒，呢度唔歡迎你呀，大佬唔洗理佢。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1SdMI2pc3
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「多謝各位嘅支持，大家知我份人最睇唔過眼嗰ｄ乜都攤大手問人攞又乜都唔付出嘅人。點解我哋講故台嘅作者寫嘢出嚟娛樂大家，仲要受嗰小撮人嘅氣先！佢哋嘅時間就係時間，我哋嘅時間就唔係嘢呀？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIvknL2XSf
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「大佬講得好呀！死乞兒躝啦！340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdgU0iYCnQ
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「唔中意嘅咪過主囉！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYOqWX1ODg
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「你哋班人，而家講緊條友問人攞閃卡——」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3eXgg0N7V
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「收皮啦！！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOzJ7aUDlv
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我一路寫PowerPoint，一路食花生，睇住昭煌又一次成功令反對佢嘅人收皮。響一片掌聲之下，我再次感受到小倩話昭煌好叻偷換概念同煽動他人係咩一回事。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9gksU3mfE
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「可惜啊，佩服完ｄ嘢都係要做....」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQOEomMG4G
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我伸個懶腰，望望個鐘，原來已經十二點幾。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTCLDfERpz
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叮咚——340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDIVot74Ht
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電話突然響咗一下。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICS3DHReIn
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「諾斯，你而家響邊呀？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajwlor6ulO
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發信息俾我嘅，竟然係我一直迴避緊嘅阿嵐。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNIlHW3Y9y
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自從麥當勞嗰晚之後，我已經做到出曬面咁避開佢，開口講嘢除咗打招呼就係傾個劇嘅事，對佢敬而遠之嘅舉動就連其他人都開始留意到。究竟一個咁嘅人，爲乜要三更半夜突然搵我？340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrzLsfpLCS
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好奇心作祟下，我回咗個短信，話自己係公司。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarBMAgrG6A
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「咁就好啦，你介唔介意俾我上你公司過一晚夜？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ3DTVpVNb
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吓！？340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFOAyty2mQ
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我呆咗一呆，真係冇諗過佢竟然會提出個咁嘅請求。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQgFds22VU
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「我錯過咗最後一班車返屋企，你唔會咁小器要我一個女仔響街等天光掛？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHB0gQjbYa4
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好老實，我唔係冇紳士風度，只不過今時今日嘅香港，凌晨十二點冇車返屋企？就算唔搭的士都仲有大把選擇喎！340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡao4q9pDeTV
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「我唔會打擾你嘅工作㗎，我...只係想搵個地方靜吓....」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsjcjxxwez
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阿嵐呢句留言同平日嘅語氣好唔同，令我下意識察覺到有ｄ嘢發生咗。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88xrHsoqAH
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好老實，阿嵐身材唔錯，長頭髮戴眼鏡（昭煌食得嘅女，好似都係呢種女仔），斯斯文文但眼角帶住少少嫵媚嘅感覺，相信正常男人都唔會捨得拒絕佢。只不過呢個女人隨時突然跳掣，免得過我真係唔想同佢太多交集。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xBtvkDtF0
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叮咚！340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAYKqbNmeM
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佢再send多張可愛嘅貼圖過嚟。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5gSLgBuwJ
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有人話，色字頭上一把刀，男人都係衰鹹濕，但我同你講，「風度」比鹹濕更加攞命，可以殺人於無影無形。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNlvyQz4Af
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「你唔洗理我㗎，我天光就會走。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQp2I8iD6Cq
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阿嵐凌晨一點幾嚟到我公司，一入門口佢就踢咗對鞋埋一邊跳上梳化。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPaNl1zlok
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呢晚佢着得好隨意，雖然唔係一身落pub嘅戰鬥格，但一件連身長裙再加一對黑絲，雙眼帶住幾分醉意嘅佢，確實係有種引人犯罪嘅危險氣息。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9RAxQjKOx
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作爲一個正常男人，三更半夜同一個一身酒氣、着住黑絲、領口打開隱約見到少少乳溝嘅女人共處一室，點可能會冇諗法？尤其當我聞到阿嵐身上穿嚟淡淡嘅香水味，嗅覺被刺激到嗰瞬間，我真係差ｄ忘記咗呢個女人隨時都可以突然跳掣。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjWUkL3Ubo
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我努力專心工作，但另一邊阿嵐就毫無防備咁坐響梳化篤電話，一對黑絲包裹住嘅大腿響我面前不斷更換坐姿。之前阿仁成日同我講，叫我唔好提起阿嵐同昭煌之間嘅事，但呢一刻，我實在控制唔到腦入面嘅幻想。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0431KzRCK
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究竟阿嵐同昭煌獨處嘅時候係點嘅情景呢？340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9rO0ffQHz
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響微弱嘅燈光下，阿嵐飽滿嘅嘴唇帶住少許笑意，一張一合。我突然醒起柳情描述昭煌同佢做愛嘅細節，下一秒我個腦全部都係阿嵐低頭含住巨龍嘅畫面。而響吞吐之間，故事嘅主角已經由昭煌變咗我自己。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiy8MC6Fyl
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辦公室、夜深、孤男寡女，成件事就好似AV劇情咁響我腦入面上演 —— 直到我突然發現阿嵐真係企咗響我隔離。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxpfG4EvxS
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「你瞓着咗呀？嗌咗你幾聲都冇反應嘅。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpRffQEC6H
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「我....可能太攰啫.....」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkKKQwHKJp
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「我想問你，廁所響邊呀？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq97dg91ieg
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阿嵐嘅語氣變得冷冰冰，同求我俾佢上嚟公司過夜嗰陣嘅態度判若兩人。好明顯，佢就係嗰ｄ求人時候好聲好氣，一旦得手就故態復萌嘅人啦。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Vz4aghouI
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我心入面暗嘆，之前篤電話嗰陣仲笑得好開心，而家對住我就立即變臉，咁嘅態度，乜嘢幻想都立即煙消雲散啦。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLQlNCd4vr
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望望牆上嘅鐘，離開見客得番七個鐘頭。算啦，乾脆洗個面清醒下，返嚟再集中精神搞掂瞓PowerPoint算啦。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPD9hdFjmT
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「我帶你去啦。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmYQI37Mrx
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我好隨意咁講咗一句，但估唔到，就係呢個決定，最終竟然令我同阿仁嘈咗一鑊！340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlKTkD61zh
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凌晨兩點，公司外面雖然唔及雷哥錄音室外咁陰森，但腳步聲響走廊迴響嘅聲音依然令人覺得心寒。一路行嘅時候，我諗住轉過頭講吓笑舒緩氣氛啦，點知發現阿嵐刻意同我保持距離，個樣好似驚我多過驚鬼咁款。我心諗，你咁驚我嘅就咪上嚟我公司過夜啦....340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtO55DCzDhi
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最後行到去廁所門口，阿嵐可能係太想避開我嘅關係，行到過咗龍都冇留意。我見狀想伸手拉一拉佢返轉頭，點知隻手遞出去時候唔小心掂到佢條腰，阿嵐即刻尖叫，嚇到我即刻彈開幾步。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUD6gPwb4HG
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下一秒，阿嵐急急衝咗入廁所，我連解釋嘅機會都冇。原本我諗住企響廁所外面等佢出嚟就道歉，點知佢一出嚟就直衝落樓。諗起佢之前響麥當勞跳掣個樣，我一時間都唔知好唔好追上去。而更令我意外嘅係，當我走到樓梯口，仲未決定係咪要追落樓嘅時候，我突然聽到阿嵐講電話嘅聲音響樓下傳上嚟。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGrQR55F4g
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「條友非禮我呀！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkoVfk3Zsz
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「佢一路眼甘甘咁望住我，我已經週身唔舒服㗎啦。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWis6iYZKM
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「你話佢冇膽啫，萬一佢夾硬嚟點算？」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9bO0GbxQE
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「最衰你啦，今晚突然話要貼昭煌海報，我預咗今晚上你度㗎嘛！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfggMsEkJAu
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雖然只係簡單嘅幾句，但我已經明曬，好明顯同阿嵐講緊電話嘅就係阿仁。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwtt4PfZXL
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佢哋兩個究竟發展到咩地步我唔清楚，亦冇興趣知道，但我好清楚阿仁係唯一知道我今晚要返嚟公司OT嘅人。條友今晚特意安排阿嵐上嚟，背後唔知又有咩目的。不過無論佢有咩苦衷或者計劃都好，我真係受夠阿仁呢種每個動作背後都另有企圖嘅性格。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMpmHFIonD
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所以我決定搞掂個Presentation之後同條友攤牌，臥底之類嘅嘢，唔洗再搵我。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRW6wfibAU
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而正當我返入office集中精神做嘢嘅時候，公司門口又再一次傳嚟敲門聲。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RiHxmVYvH
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頂你個肺，手指唔小心掂到條腰咋喎，個阿嵐唔係癲到走去報警呀嘛？340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBIKgKyvI6
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「呢度附近冇車。」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsU5DCi3MGv
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阿嵐就咁丟低咗一句，一個箭步行番埋梳化嗰度，冇幾耐就瞓着咗，睇到我目定口呆。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuvuin4aSu
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呢個女人，啱啱先同阿仁投訴話我非禮佢，而家轉過頭就走返嚟，毫無防備咁一嘢攤響度瞓到死豬咁。俾人唔當係嘢我都試得多，但咁嘅事我都係第一次遇到。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufmSEy6w0O
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結果呢晚，我索性開住公司部cam影住自己，確保阿嵐唔會入鏡，一方面保障自己，另一方面免得佢又突然唔知發咩神經，響公司搞出個麻煩嘅話，真係會連份工都冇埋。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4uC0E1dRZ
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好彩，阿嵐呢一覺瞓到八點幾，起身之後佢一句唔該都冇就着番鞋走咗。我見難得瘟神走咗，公司仲未有人返嚟，趁搞掂咗個PowerPoint就梳洗一下，出去食個早餐。之後，我同老細出去見客，直落忙足全日，到我終於返到屋企嘅時候，已經係直踩咗36個鐘頭之後嘅事。340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFopTJsV1oP
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難得終於搵到機會鬆一口氣，我拿臨沖完涼立即攤上床瞓餐飽啦，點知起身嗰陣，電話入面已經有十幾個阿仁嘅miss call，而昭煌嘅群組入面更加係粗口橫飛，有成幾百條未讀信息！340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Dii0lDPHe
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「究竟你哋邊條撚樣上去講故台爆料！」340Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpfSxUAno7
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