三十年前有套港產片叫《細佬識講嘢》。故事就係講有個人嘅下體識得講嘢。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkIY7DgAWz
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勢估唔到，咁荒謬嘅電影橋段會發生喺現實之中。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BgShf4iBr
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一個唔留神，碌嘢又飛走左。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFzswbcpYT
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我立即追上去：「唔好走！」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJLcWpHfwK
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條jer喺半空中急停，然後漂浮到我面前：「你係咁追住我，乜條嘢你架？」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYVqJZFcQc
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佢講嘢嘅聲線低沉而帶點陰森，而且每次發聲嘅時候，馬眼都會一開一合，兩粒蛋蛋就好似喉核咁郁下郁下。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAJb1Ibm8r
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「係…係我嘅…」我吞一啖口水回答。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISMSkuFbjO
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「頂你個肺！就係你條木嘴喺我墳頭屙尿！」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupa8sEZe86
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「我…對…對唔住…」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sUA1kNPLn
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「收皮啦！我依家就鄭重同你講，你條嘢以後就歸我！」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwle1yEuVl
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「你講咩話？」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvMZCsEXJw
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「說話只講一次！係咁先，bye鳩bye！」佢一講完就調頭加速飛上天。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNLMsixwCv
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「喂！唔好走呀喂！」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpN4PHGVBgt
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我快步跑上前追趕，可惜速度唔夠快，根本追唔切。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LbTL0K3Wo
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然而我並無就此放棄，立即跑出馬路截的士。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZPjLIaQgi
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慶幸咁啱有架綠的駛過，我上左架車，指住上空，叫司機大佬追住嗰隻飛緊嘅「雀仔」。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbWf0tiOFW
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司機大佬以為我運吉，好在我即刻補左句：「車費我俾double！」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAy0dDUtUu
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有左呢句，對方馬上就踩恆油門，追趕目標。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMulB4lKO0m
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一開頭其實都跟得幾貼，好可惜後尾遇到塞車，到最後都係跟甩左。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52R3Jb6igW
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望住天上嘅jer jer消失喺視線範圍中，我極度無奈咁歎一口氣。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9710mjRu99
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唉屌…今鋪點撚算…87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkI5ZQyjULa
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碌鳩唔撚係俾隻鬼上左身下話...87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsr62iOCLCX
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係嘅話就大檸樂…shit…87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7JhJrbX6H
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「尋根之旅」暫以失敗告一段落，我擺低雙倍的士錢後落車。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6UmIWQBAg
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錢用左可以再搵， 「細佬」飛走左，隨時就係一去不返。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0h4obfUf4m
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諗返轉頭，今次真係鹹濕惹的禍，一心掛住拮窿，完全無諗後果，結果就搞左壇咁杰嘅嘢出嚟。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPlrGTyek6
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心情難以平復，個肚仲餓到咕咕聲。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyEVvkNC8F
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由朝早到依家晏就都無嘢落過肚，我改搭巴士返出去市區，打算醫飽個肚，補充返體力先再諗點算。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbe4RHXb7J
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途中，我一路都feel到下面涼浸浸，不斷有風吹埋嚟。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRaD8m1h5B
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瞇埋眼只見親愛嘅「細佬」仍然喺空中飛翔。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTE2miOxUBo
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茫茫天地，唔知佢要飛去邊，只希望佢唔好俾啲大麻鷹擔走。
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