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承影 承影
Oct 2, 2022 199 2 Mins Read
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No Plagiarism!AHhN7izsHvKvA3xYEJbrposted on PＥNAＮＡ

D人成日話係香港溝女好難，

我話你聽，其實香港溝女一d都唔難。

D人覺得難，係因為佢地個個太大諗頭一開始就想溝女神。

大佬呀，你一黎就越級挑戰咁梗係難啦…

203Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomwj9dnDir

就好似你打機咁，

明明得果lv1仲係新手村任務都未開始做，

你一野就去挑戰big boss咁梗係比人秒殺啦。

203Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLxiuptK1C

喺遊戲世界一早已經幫玩家編排好晒﹐

一開始係要慢慢打d弱怪或者NPC 拎經驗值升lv，

到到你升夠lv再去打boss咪有機會贏囉~

203Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2FEU5dAXu

溝女其實都一樣，

你乜女都未溝過連同女仔相處都唔識就直接去溝女神，

除非你有金手指好似當年陳冠希咁靚仔一開始就攻擊力max啦，

咁你去到乜都唔駛識淨係襟個attack制都可以秒殺boss一樣溝到女。

203Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUB8XHhmUq

但如果你無佢咁嘅樣，咁就唔該你承認自己嘅無能，接受自己係廢柴，

腳踏實地，一步一步黎，

搵d低lv嘅NPC 拎下經驗值升lv先，唔好一開始就越級挑戰，

如果唔係你同自殺係無分別，被秒殺係好正常。

203Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSpg9hogxS

所謂豬扒都係肉，總知一開始唔好咁高要求係度嫌三嫌四，

有女你就去溝，慢慢練習升lv。

到到你有返咁上下經驗，先開始慢慢增加難度，

咁總有一日你會有機會夠lv溝到女神。

203Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82WsOHtVOa

記住你有幾高要求都係無用，

如果溝唔到女，你就永遠都只係loser，係nothing。

如果再衰多幾次，你就連男人嘅信心同尊嚴都無埋，

變得越黎越無吸引力，

最後白白咁浪費自己寶貴嘅青春同光陰。

15.158.61.42

ns 15.158.61.42da2
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Table of Contents
#0 Intro
#1 1. 關於我嘅職業
#2 1.2
#3 1.3
#4 1.4
#5 1.5
#6 1.6
#7 1.7
#8 1.8
#9 1.9
#10 2. Winnie與Jason
#11 2.2
#12 2.3
#13 2.4
#14 2.5
#15 2.6
#16 2.7
#17 2.8
#18 2.9
#19 2.10
#20 2.11
#21 2.12
#22 2.13
#23 2.14
#24 2.15
#25 2.16
#26 2.17
#27 2.18
#28 2.19
#29 2.20
#30 2.21
#31 2.22
#32 2.23
#33 2.24
#34 2.25
#35 2.26
#36 3. Connie與Jacky
#37 3.2
#38 3.3
#39 3.4
#40 3.5
#41 3.6
#42 3.7
#43 3.8
#44 3.9
#45 3.10
#46 3.11
#47 3.12
#48 3.13
#49 3.14
#50 3.15
#51 3.16
#52 3.17
#53 3.18
#54 3.19
#55 4. Maggie與Louis
#56 4.2
#57 4.3
#58 4.4
#59 4.5
#60 4.6
#61 4.7
#62 4.8
#63 4.9
#64 4.10
#65 4.11
#66 4.12
#67 4.13
#68 4.14
#69 4.15
#70 4.16
#71 4.17
#72 4.18
#73 4.19
#74 4.20
#75 4.21
#76 4.22
#77 5. Vienna 與Joe
#78 5.2
#79 5.3
#80 5.4
#81 5.5
#82 5.6
#83 5.7
#84 5.8
#85 5.9
#86 5.10
#87 5.11
#88 5.12
#89 6. Wayne與Queenie
#90 6.2
#91 6.3
#92 6.4
#93 6.5
#94 6.6
#95 6.7
#96 6.8
#97 6.9
#98 6.10
#99 6.11
#100 6.12
#101 6.13
#102 6.14
#103 6.15
#104 6.16
#105 6.17
#106 6.18
#107 6.19
#108 6.20
#109 6.21
#110 6.22
#111 6.23
#112 7. ST與Tony
#113 7.2
#114 7.3
#115 7.4
#116 7.5
#117 7.6
#118 7.7
#119 7.8
#120 7.9
#121 7.10
#122 7.11
#123 7.12
#124 7.13
#125 7.14
#126 7.15
#127 7.16
#128 7.17
#129 7.18
#130 7.19
#131 7.20
#132 7.21
#133 7.22
#134 7.23
#135 7.24
#136 7.25
#137 7.26
#138 7.27
#139 7.28
#140 7.29
#141 7.30
#142 7.31
#143 7.32
#144 8. ST與Ryan
#145 8.2
#146 8.3
#147 8.4
#148 8.5
#149 8.6
#150 8.7
#151 8.8
#152 8.9
#153 8.10
#154 8.11
#155 8.12
#156 8.13
#157 8.14
#158 8.15
#159 8.16
#160 8.17
#161 8.18
#162 8.19
#163 8.20
#164 8.21
#165 8.22
#166 8.23
#167 8.24
#168 8.25
#169 8.26
#170 8.27
#171 8.28
#172 8.29
#173 8.30
#174 8.31
#175 8.32
#176 8.33
#177 8.34
#178 9. 關於我嘅新職業
#179 9.2
#180 9.3
#181 9.4
#182 9.5
#183 9.6
#184 9.7
#185 9.8
#186 9.9
#187 9.10
#188 9.11
#189 9.12
#190 9.13
#191 9.14
#192 9.15
#193 10. 作者的話
#194 11. 外傳
#195 11.2
#196 11.3
#197 11.4
#198 11.5
#199 11.6
#200 11.7
#201 11.8
#202 11.9
#203 11.10
#204 11.11
#205 11.12
#206 11.13
#207 11.14
#208 11.15
#209 11.16
#210 11.17
#211 11.18
#212 11.19
#213 11.20
#214 11.21
#215 11.22
#216 11.23
#217 11.24
#218 11.25
#219 11.26
#220 11.27
#221 11.28
#222 亂入: 作者開IG
#223 12. 外傳(二)
#224 12.2
#225 12.3
#226 12.4
#227 12.5
#228 12.6
#229 12.7
#230 12.8
#231 12.9
#232 12.10
#233 12.11
#234 12.12
#235 12.13
#236 12.14
#237 12.15
#238 12.16
#239 12.17
#240 12.18
#241 12.19
#242 12.20
#243 12.21
#244 12.22
#245 12.23
#246 12.24
#247 12.25
#248 12.26
#249 12.27
#250 12.28
#251 12.29
#252 12.30
#253 12.31
#254 12.32
#255 12.33
#256 12.34
#257 12.35
#258 12.36
#259 12.37
#260 12.38
#261 12.39
#262 12.40
#263 12.41
#264 12.42
#265 12.43
#266 12.44
#267 12.45
#268 12.46
#269 12.47
#270 12.48
#271 12.49
#272 12.50
#273 12.51
#274 12.52
#275 12.53
#276 12.54
#277 12.55
#278 12.56
#279 12.57
#280 12.58
#281 12.59
#282 12.60
#283 12.61
#284 12.62
#285 12.63
#286 13. 關於這篇外傳(二)
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