爆豪變成了一隻貓了。291Please respect copyright.PENANANExh06pmEb
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這事情聽上去很匪夷所思,事實上,爆豪也是這麼覺得。291Please respect copyright.PENANA2SmCX6lbLV
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如果事情不是發生在自己身上的話,他大概也只是會嗤之以鼻的帶過。291Please respect copyright.PENANAx2TA58o355
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然而現實就是這麼的殘酷,當他的骨節分明的手變成了貓咪的肉掌,英俊的臉變成了一個傻呼呼的貓臉時,想死的心情都有了。291Please respect copyright.PENANAmO1Hw1rpZ1
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爆豪趴在地上進行思想鬥爭了幾秒鐘,就放棄了思考。291Please respect copyright.PENANA4r06BMR0l6
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畢竟遇到這種事情,明顯不是思考就能解決的問題了,與其浪費時間在想這種不管怎麼想都想不出結果的事情,還不如趕快瞭解現狀比較好。291Please respect copyright.PENANA5A1rIjRoJQ
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於是他從地上站了起來,環顧了一下四周,然後更加絕望的發現,他不僅變成了一隻貓,這裡還他喵喵的不是他家。291Please respect copyright.PENANASGBmngXqgh
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還能有甚麼事情比這個更慘的嗎?291Please respect copyright.PENANAgNWTkPRBNe
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答案是有的。291Please respect copyright.PENANAe6OQBFOca6
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當他聽到隔壁房間傳來了東西掉落的聲音,他的第一個反應是鬧賊了,第二個反應是,不對,這裡不是他家,所以鬧賊也不是賊闖進他家。291Please respect copyright.PENANAmuPIqbR0C0
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接著,他就聽到了更加巨大的騷亂聲,簡直就像是有人手忙腳亂地想要從床上爬起來一樣。291Please respect copyright.PENANAqXgCasx0Vh
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然後門推開了,他看著面前的人,震驚了。291Please respect copyright.PENANArbd7mQ4I9i
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面前的人揉著睡眼惺忪的眼睛,頂著一頭亂糟糟的綠色卷髮,邊打著哈欠邊走了過來,一身的白色短T和松垮垮的短褲,看上去整個很廢宅。291Please respect copyright.PENANAINjnMhssUK
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接著那個人走到了他的面前,把他抱了起來。291Please respect copyright.PENANAb5UuEnGmbC
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爆豪看到了來人的臉在他面前放大了數十倍,接著用一個看上去還帶著困倦的笑臉,笑咪咪的抱著他,用手捏了捏他現在滿是貓毛的臉說291Please respect copyright.PENANAPKrPC4CZJC
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「早啊毛毛,你今天好反常啊,怎麼沒叫我起來呢?你不餓嗎?」291Please respect copyright.PENANAULraLsgk7x
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那是因為老子不是你的毛毛啊!白癡廢久!291Please respect copyright.PENANAYpg9yyD4vv
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爆豪瞪大了眼睛,看著抱了一會兒又把他放下去的那人,那人邊揉著眼睛,邊走進了廚房。291Please respect copyright.PENANAGCYR3F74Kt
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回到上述問題。291Please respect copyright.PENANARSW3i56BWl
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能有甚麼情況比現在變成一隻貓,還他喵喵的不是在自家而是成了別人家的貓這事還要絕望嗎? 291Please respect copyright.PENANAX3LpcZulKe
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當然有。291Please respect copyright.PENANADpYx7Z0LAi
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比這還要慘的事情就是,你不僅是變成了一隻貓,而且還是你以前交往對象的貓,更重要的是,你還不能在他憐愛的摸著你的頭時,一巴掌拍上去跟他說,老子是你前男友!291Please respect copyright.PENANApP4fmNg8uv
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啊啊,這個事情怎麼想都很悲傷啊。291Please respect copyright.PENANAjWjrS7dKOi
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爆豪很悵然地想著這件糟糕透頂的事情。291Please respect copyright.PENANAaPeRDIObwe
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然後一盆帶著好聞味道,看上去像餅乾,但理智告訴他,這應該是貓糧的東西出現在他面前。291Please respect copyright.PENANAyALL1qVqyD
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爆豪忽然意識到一個更加更加困窘的問題。291Please respect copyright.PENANAhEOSsHwAXH
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這是要他吃貓糧的意思??291Please respect copyright.PENANAK9KL7rhaYN
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喵喵喵喵?291Please respect copyright.PENANApOdIqw6lpa
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爆豪最後還是像現實妥協了,雖然理智上他並不想要吃這盆東西,並且想要高冷的用爪子把這東西推開。291Please respect copyright.PENANArQEORUvFbn
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但實際上,他不僅沒有推開它,反而湊近了貓糧,並且感覺到自己的肚子真的發出了咕嚕嚕的叫喚聲。291Please respect copyright.PENANA9ipVvl0nk1
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啊啊,也是啦,畢竟他現在是一隻貓,貓咪對貓糧產生反應貌似是個很正常的生理現象。291Please respect copyright.PENANAa7Yr1DKEvG
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爆豪自暴自棄的想。291Please respect copyright.PENANAgEtEkXGqEn
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可以的話,他希望可以把這個事情帶進墳墓裡去。291Please respect copyright.PENANACWjpAiB1IZ
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而現在唯一的目擊證人只有眼前這個給他貓糧的傢伙。291Please respect copyright.PENANA3v2meWlgn7
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於是在綠谷還不知情的情況下,他的貓就開始思考起了如何暗殺他這個現任主人的事情。291Please respect copyright.PENANAWl3pmZmToE
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幸好綠谷不知道現在的貓不是他原本的毛毛,而是他那個脾氣暴躁,想到就來氣的前任男友,不然估計綠谷也會有想死的心。291Please respect copyright.PENANArHZAyo1upW
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綠谷摸了摸毛毛的頭,毛毛是自家老媽幾年前開始養的布偶貓,但自從媽媽去年因病去世後,這只貓就正式成了他的兒子。291Please respect copyright.PENANAqtW8k24iya
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也幸好毛毛脾氣就跟自家溫柔的媽媽一樣好,不僅體貼懂事,也不吵不鬧。291Please respect copyright.PENANANWPPhzHfie
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記憶中唯一聽過他叫最多次的時候也只有他和爆豪分手的那天晚上。291Please respect copyright.PENANAfzm42gmiil
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他自言自語的對著毛毛說了很多不著邊際的話,說來也奇怪,毛毛就好像聽得懂他說甚麼一樣,他每說完一句,貓咪就喵喵了幾聲,像是在附和他的話一般。291Please respect copyright.PENANAVbmxEt7IHW
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貓怎麼可能聽得懂人在想甚麼呢?291Please respect copyright.PENANARHs8HkDWVz
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綠谷苦笑,然後繼續陷入自己的憂鬱情緒中。291Please respect copyright.PENANA7xiqDIaXus
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那天晚上他是真的覺得痛苦,但他打開手機通訊錄,滑了一圈,還是誰也沒聯繫。291Please respect copyright.PENANAlHPxR0G5ep
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當時實在太晚了,他不好意思拿分手這樣的事打擾別人,但負面情緒席捲上來,止也止不住,想一想眼淚就流下來,想做事又身體發軟動也動不了。291Please respect copyright.PENANAZepiGLW8M3
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最後乾脆放任自己腦袋一片混沌,抱著貓自個兒喃喃自語了一晚。291Please respect copyright.PENANAeV2xtuBuH8
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事實上他現在也還沒好,但生活要繼續,他除了他自己還有一隻貓兒子要養,現實沒給他太多時間去多愁善感、顧影自憐,於是,他吃完早餐,準備去上班了。291Please respect copyright.PENANAuRHIBwhAY4
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走時他看了看貓盆的地方,盆裡已經空了,毛毛也不知道跑哪裡去了。291Please respect copyright.PENANAI5yjzusftX
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他心裡覺得奇怪,他每次出門前,毛毛總是會在大門口目送他離去的。291Please respect copyright.PENANAQsMuUzBku5
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這次怎麼這麼反常呢?291Please respect copyright.PENANAFAV49fNSJH
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但鬧鐘提醒的聲音提醒他上班要遲到的事實,所以他也只是聳聳肩,沒放在心上。291Please respect copyright.PENANAGHZFAq5qL0
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畢竟他又不是一隻貓,他怎麼可能懂一隻貓在想甚麼?291Please respect copyright.PENANAFC9BBHLJIq