“Oh my golly gosh gee! You pushed me down the hill!”
”I did not!”
”Did too!”
“Now, why would I push you down the hill, Jack?”
”Because you were jealous of my crown! And now you’ve got it broken, Jill!”
”At least you’re not drenched in pails of water!”
”Oh! My poor, poor, crown!”
”Will you stop mourning over that stupid crown and go fetch the pails!”
“Why can’t you go do it?”
”As you can see, I am covered in water after your fumbling hands knocked both buckets on me and dragged me down the hill with you!”
”At least you didn’t break your beautiful crown…”
”Alright, you brat! It is a chilly autumn day, being soaked in water doesn’t make me any warmer, and I can barely move! So stop being such a whiny little rat, and go pick up those buckets!!!”
”Alright, alright, you didn’t have to be so harsh about it…”
”Where have you children been! I thought you’d gobbled up by a wolf like your cousin Red! Oh, my poor sister, I can’t imagine the pain she’s going through with losing her daughter…”
”We’re sorry mother…”
”We’re sorry mother…”
”That’s alright, as long as-“
”It’s just that Jill pushed me down the hill and caused my crown to break!”
”I did not! Plus, Jack made the pails to fall on me, getting me soaking wet, while dragging me down along with him!”
”I did not! You’re just clumsy!”
”I am not! You pulled me along with you! If anyone’s the clumsy one; it’s you!”
”That is enough! You children are always bickering!”
”. . .”
”. . .”
”Jack, give me your crown, I’ll have your father fix it, and go pick up those pails”
”Fine…”
”Jill, I raised you a strong lady, tough through the wet-cold, and walk home, nobody is going to carry you, and here; you can hold Jack’s crown while doing it”
“Yes mother…”
”Good, now come along children, and I don’t want to hear any arguing back there!”
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”You know what Jack?”
”What?”
”I’m sorry for breaking your crown…”
”It’s okay. You know what Jill?”
”Yes?”
”I’m sorry for spilling the pails of water on you…”
”It’s fine”
”At least we didn’t end up like Hansel and Gretel”
”Yeah, those two were stupid”
”It’s obvious that we’re the superior twins!”
”That’s right!”
”Would you two quiet over there!”
“Sorry mother!”
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