Okay, here's some background knowledge. I post dad jokes daily (well, almost daily), and I finally can put them to good use. I hope it's okay that I just lumped basically all my jokes into one entry.
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What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dPW7rbSyP
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Why did the number of parking tickets spike when Persephone was carried off to the Underworld?431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUVKyRysT2
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Demeter wasn't working.431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJER8WoDRGM
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Yesterday I was washing my car with my son.
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Genie: What is your final wish?
Kid: I wish I were you.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiztS2HiSls
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"Bison."431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HR62Rxif4
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Bread is like the sun.431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2kcwYqaRC
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It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDx6SQjaANP
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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
"You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"
The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AAn9FaG8S
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What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 miles per hour?431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhxD1dIXJZ
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Its butt.431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlA3zE70djv
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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LV2uQofyT
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First, a tractor.431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuMWPJHaPd
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. But if you remove it, you get...431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwrVA6QjAb
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Gravy.431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Nxeuvwpui
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Medusa caught the eye of a street musician.431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07vTVL4wbf
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Now he's a rockstar.431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQnyWSprNK
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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after almost 6 months. She asked the doctor about her baby.
The doctor said, "You had twins, a girl, and a boy. They're both fine. Your brother named them for you."
The woman said, "No! My brother is an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
The doctor replied, "Denise."
The woman said, "Oh, that's pretty. What about the boy?"
The doctor let out a deep sigh, and said, "Denephew."431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87raGK6GzI
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Do trees poop?431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡec7tyl96vw
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Of course they do. How else would we get #2 pencils?431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpLB8Gp592
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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvijYpGxR9R
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A "do-you-think-he-saurus."431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hN66W15Ux
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Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6m3oZFNKb
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She couldn't control her pupils.431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpRjOMV0GL
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What do peppers do when they're angry?431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwL3942RuTS
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They get jalapeño face.431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvJBkSORPH
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Today someone told me I am average.431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2G2Ww82e1P
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I told them that's just mean.431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0iH739Ed2
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What do you call a pencil with two erasers?431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAktCdguZI
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Pointless.431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDD26XCrnq
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Dude 1: "Hey bro?"
Dude 2: "Yeah bro?"
Dude 1: "Can you hand me that pamphlet?"
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Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dZoUhKebu
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He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbExGloeAE
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Have you ever tried to catch fog?431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCMwWVNJqx
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I tried yesterday but I mist.431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbOxcIIVce
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Why can't you ever run through a campsite?431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pVPpZBUZW
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You can only ran—it's always past tents.431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeGiBopY2W
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What country's capital is growing the fastest?431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsX3vrj6ca
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Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbp843oepw
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What has four wheels and flies?431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1f43nZIHWj
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A garbage truck.431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4pzeVbY50
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance...431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpDhqvUQS4
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...so I pushed her over.431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0sLM5l1l5
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9JIDAWiNv
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If they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.431Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bziwj0Acm
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