Okay, here's some background knowledge. I post dad jokes daily (well, almost daily), and I finally can put them to good use. I hope it's okay that I just lumped basically all my jokes into one entry.
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What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvw1NlvVeRs
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Why did the number of parking tickets spike when Persephone was carried off to the Underworld?428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHVD5Zgf6M
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Demeter wasn't working.428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkhZV7U6Nk
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Yesterday I was washing my car with my son.
He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TMOPhcrVp
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Genie: What is your final wish?
Kid: I wish I were you.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrAeHSZtMS
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"Bison."428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64UQpHeTb3
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Bread is like the sun.428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QLeruuBf5
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It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qVkPEHxFx
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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
"You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"
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What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 miles per hour?428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9V8I5lJ0hd
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Its butt.428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6loUbfNsC
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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XRrPXTSaT
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First, a tractor.428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeovgckWTG
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. But if you remove it, you get...428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0p4ydj35D1
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Gravy.428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAoNnWc80r
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Medusa caught the eye of a street musician.428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Pbli5V5xF
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Now he's a rockstar.428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROOBreliEv
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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after almost 6 months. She asked the doctor about her baby.
The doctor said, "You had twins, a girl, and a boy. They're both fine. Your brother named them for you."
The woman said, "No! My brother is an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
The doctor replied, "Denise."
The woman said, "Oh, that's pretty. What about the boy?"
The doctor let out a deep sigh, and said, "Denephew."428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfGsH6F3xV
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Do trees poop?428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALGDop3gLo
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Of course they do. How else would we get #2 pencils?428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHswGpAYj7b
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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXAcgkacsc
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A "do-you-think-he-saurus."428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoj5pjCnvPH
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Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZcHXjfEov
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She couldn't control her pupils.428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHhZ5J2bsZ
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What do peppers do when they're angry?428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2cr78PPoY
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They get jalapeño face.428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMx8H5QfAMH
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Today someone told me I am average.428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgxTHQLSid
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I told them that's just mean.428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnXLN6coTj
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What do you call a pencil with two erasers?428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRONUH4JLcA
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Pointless.428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Lo4gdM2kg
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Dude 1: "Hey bro?"
Dude 2: "Yeah bro?"
Dude 1: "Can you hand me that pamphlet?"
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Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPmYeAGtlr
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He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRvTizY5ak
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Have you ever tried to catch fog?428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xv7Yj8JYX
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I tried yesterday but I mist.428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzC1fOX9S84
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Why can't you ever run through a campsite?428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMk5nW1g9q
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You can only ran—it's always past tents.428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQX1xRd5OA
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What country's capital is growing the fastest?428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fxTEzYYx3
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Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXw9IgT9l5P
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What has four wheels and flies?428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4tHxjyDyd
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A garbage truck.428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfjwV6OxVX
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance...428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeInN5fpadd
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...so I pushed her over.428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNKpG4V6P8
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGOhEPuUCY
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If they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.428Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPesoi2yDo
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