Okay, here's some background knowledge. I post dad jokes daily (well, almost daily), and I finally can put them to good use. I hope it's okay that I just lumped basically all my jokes into one entry.
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To lift his spirits.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJd4rEjtP2D
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What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfZ1hxIqXa
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Claude.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzUq9e6w6K
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Why did the number of parking tickets spike when Persephone was carried off to the Underworld?374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixwi6gSShj
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Demeter wasn't working.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTKXWM0YZ0
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Yesterday I was washing my car with my son.
He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNG8UITWxbb
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Genie: What is your final wish?
Kid: I wish I were you.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7q0SVGv3DD
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"Bison."374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsT2zOVi02l
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Bread is like the sun.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6P5CJPp7D
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It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFupPIwhXmI
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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
"You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"
The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEZXHJvzUW
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What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 miles per hour?374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2akEH3jJi1
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Its butt.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZYvIQ2Ffw
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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jQx9934bI
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First, a tractor.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRB915J59tI
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. But if you remove it, you get...374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPU47qq484
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Gravy.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqO55Uj0Evj
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Medusa caught the eye of a street musician.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZiZKME6Nq
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Now he's a rockstar.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHFFwEc73X
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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after almost 6 months. She asked the doctor about her baby.
The doctor said, "You had twins, a girl, and a boy. They're both fine. Your brother named them for you."
The woman said, "No! My brother is an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
The doctor replied, "Denise."
The woman said, "Oh, that's pretty. What about the boy?"
The doctor let out a deep sigh, and said, "Denephew."374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QDfunbPjW
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Do trees poop?374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtyRQsNpjQ
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Of course they do. How else would we get #2 pencils?374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FEFKVuA6q
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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡei8GXN6vXu
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A "do-you-think-he-saurus."374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hmNCrU5aY
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Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPmEiOHrdr
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She couldn't control her pupils.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglkqH5PTuu
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What do peppers do when they're angry?374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNOXsSNCma
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They get jalapeño face.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3EWREeH1c
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Today someone told me I am average.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfLcq8HjF9
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I told them that's just mean.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeXINLTq3y
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What do you call a pencil with two erasers?374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTs33dzFxG
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Pointless.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6xIooxKDm
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Dude 1: "Hey bro?"
Dude 2: "Yeah bro?"
Dude 1: "Can you hand me that pamphlet?"
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Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5ax9eEsUr
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He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9G3yNP4Pm
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Have you ever tried to catch fog?374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnvv7naVnO
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I tried yesterday but I mist.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWP42JSDuNj
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Why can't you ever run through a campsite?374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCDel8iAH9
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You can only ran—it's always past tents.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBlQpM37Gy
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What country's capital is growing the fastest?374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡve0NaDKR77
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Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JdIxjK2ul
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What has four wheels and flies?374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZtUntcsFt
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A garbage truck.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fGpSOvjWW
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance...374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQrIyvtdy7
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...so I pushed her over.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6i3nRbik2W
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRi2SIZRMv
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If they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv51i6d2rFZ
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Uh, yeah. That's all I got.
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