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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXYzwVQ1xx
一、直接說。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUb6ky9b3tN
「我想分手。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ832vMxPzSe
「好。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoSBjQ6tKx
？！這麼乾脆……549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpjlHX1uc0
「那……」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmZQyynUaF
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8z3eVblHJw
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbX4AwOJIzX
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShKOLsF2Eo
「……好吧。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRA2rqTAgc8
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIXMPcsLhc
「根本算不完啊！！」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrOLnTPlle
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpNeA4eB3P
「……我不玩了。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYgnPTKnl8
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二、劈腿。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRa03sViHP
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTStD2x26B1
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7NmYHlgb8
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHM20bvji6
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVV5nl174l
「……」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskCpImORgi
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4GcBEv2Ne
「……」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oOLq0i5fA
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAyo9TTwqN
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三、我躲！549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanStrsVpql
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZdGLeB8dX
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePaal5RcFc
錯了。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEfj930aiu
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0j75wL2as
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwunCTBFnrt
「……」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWcRBDsoDX
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvC2xPXILM
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