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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCN2GwBLcah
一、直接說。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYcFdxnSDQ
「我想分手。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjoPRrHtbS
「好。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMVaxDE6RK
？！這麼乾脆……510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJ7nZlmm7l
「那……」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzd8L1A1kXF
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1D5PMVIQZ0
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxyCPvBvsD
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHDWCOGThR
「……好吧。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKuiqswL1p
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82GFgr4hop
「根本算不完啊！！」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBY0T4y4U0v
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEEHX4ykIx
「……我不玩了。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgj4DgKFE7B
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二、劈腿。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6tEbpaL8e
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOECFtKFJW
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNZo7lITS3
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30ojW5p4Jx
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYFVDQPty2
「……」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZMmCG3wTL
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0mAHQLs8Y
「……」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAmKOTuJMz
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnmaYOjuHq
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三、我躲！510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwn9APWYXP8
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASN3QcZfd7
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsQ9XTpzpi
錯了。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLFhIdo1j9
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25JhaGgwLj
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPxsdzi7G8
「……」510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLauJ6lQmsW
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？510Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHI3s9qNeh
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