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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOLJATqczB
一、直接說。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpTGqTFWeE
「我想分手。」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSi7HnV4Pp
「好。」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSvZFwy5sL
？！這麼乾脆……397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrLpcDRQpb
「那……」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wiCgqgp98
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGn3UyVx6Wp
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaSxTvRJjb
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVvIw1MitV
「……好吧。」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7En0gNul3
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrD9SyAkAGQ
「根本算不完啊！！」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWsqdhy6HM
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nxZGZ8J41
「……我不玩了。」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtEzKxwUPH
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二、劈腿。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hTc79DsM2
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiS3rbEAW7
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycXFKb9K7K
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NMTrSJlv4
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlP3h7qK0J
「……」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vPBBKwAR6
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdCT8WSAfA
「……」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzEfNNfeIl
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCTuGZUBOm
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三、我躲！397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFI393tqP9
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2apm9s72V
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9qobzvjYN
錯了。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bB5bc6c7W
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcPszL2EOB
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yAjkimK8G
「……」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIdA9C89XM
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDrk4ZyHQR
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