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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCKPOG5Iis
一、直接說。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ge4BJZBaq
「我想分手。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4lOC8eRUs
「好。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtczyqy4n6y
？！這麼乾脆……548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7ZJ3gBY4Y
「那……」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnotI7mPpNw
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5RLW1ACF1
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFgsnwiLU8
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeC72CoKABM
「……好吧。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFJfCES7Sf
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyx2V4np1w
「根本算不完啊！！」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjThT3m76wb
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNokis2eHXZ
「……我不玩了。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpS6MiIVUgU
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二、劈腿。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSd9lvXlif
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEI2aLaLp4c
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8QJCvV9he
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBbXWA8p0u
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCG09AnGrqP
「……」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwq5wdIoOS
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RYjzdDhGP
「……」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiGapaA9Ui
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngP3NXuwYg
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三、我躲！548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxFeOMR993
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMm5vjmiEvr
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IhUfGyqDF
錯了。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5Ks9mEFzk
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7vY8zM8nT
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBRSutqYi7
「……」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0GhiFCaHR
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3Qtdd46RA
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