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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWLpYWvhOa
一、直接說。509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sLaFD5Agv
「我想分手。」509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTW4sIgzAC
「好。」509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshPOsoKwnv
？！這麼乾脆……509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XFagBkqFb
「那……」509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHiHrECXFE
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK18LmjEC4Y
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVC9tr0G0qm
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjxevhpBqn
「……好吧。」509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGocGalCwY
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhbPhhQQu1
「根本算不完啊！！」509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SDHGUufjT
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrq7ayyaW0U
「……我不玩了。」509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Oo2DJI5PO
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二、劈腿。509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEn9ZkmlQN
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYav30Q0h3u
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAY5rG6Jbwy
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvjjUHI4lc
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfX0O1ODL8K
「……」509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sVKuAmt14
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4KfcJgMkF
「……」509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOX15YlLfa
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQhrhDFJOU
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三、我躲！509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEedhAfxti8
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcPwUqGQ6B
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0W6yXOKQ9
錯了。509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYQ2EYuK2H
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9OP5sKGU7
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBh9FF7Bs3c
「……」509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTIhXTLA7k
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTh5AyhpOI
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