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This is a joke chapter for my story, 'Somnium Chronicles'. I submitted this chapter a day or two ago and I saw the contest at the time.
The character I am using is Echo Raine. He's a character with two different sides to him. The first side is caring, comedic, and always sleepy. The second side is just nuts, like I mean his mood does complete 180s. One minute he can be edgy and cold, and the next he is loud and roasting everybody.
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36 Lyoko, 120AN (Afternoon)
"Chara, Echo fell asleep on the way here!" Nina yelled. "Echo, how dare you!" Chara shouted back. "Cheese and rice, for the love of Monoa, you're going to cause a volcano to erupt with that much energy."
"Oh no we won't Echo, there isn't even a single volcano in Somnium. Well, there is one on an island somewhere, but we aren't even close to it." We got off the monorail and headed towards 'Nomisaten Mimu' or 'Stargazer's Peak'.
We speak in the language of Drekabi, but since the author doesn't speak it and since nobody else from his world does I need to explain these dumb-
⋘ 𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡...⋙
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Myko started chatting with Echo.
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Myko: What in the world was all of that? When did you end up hitting your head.
Echo: Well you see, Monoa was eating a big ol' watermelon in the sky and she dropped it. All I did was mind my own business and it hit me in the noggin!
Myko: Yeah, likely story. That doesn't explain why you just broke the fourth wall!
Echo: I have many powers I never told you about. 👁👄👁
Myko: Are you seriously using emojis on a story I am supposed to be writing right now?
Echo: Yeah obviously, do you not see that beautiful face looking at ya?
Myko: I h8 it. I'm a8out to 8eat you in your 8a8y-sized 8rain if you keep it up.
Echo: Is that a reference I see? Who was it that typed in 8s again? There is way too many characters in that story to remember.
Myko: Wait, how did you-
Myko: Actually, I quit. Why should I even ask?
Echo: Now you understand. Why should we ever question anything? Just yesterday, I was staring down such a fine potato, and I asked myself, 'Why do potatos come out of the ground while we come from-'
Myko: Do not finish that sentence. I am trying to keep this PG.
Echo: Well, that story you referenced wasn't PG.
Myko: Well, you weren't even supposed to even understand the reference.
Echo: ...oh.
Echo: Are you going to leave this conversation in the main story?
Echo: I mean like, won't that make people think you're crazy. You are talking to yourself after all, but I guess you aren't really you so to speak.
Myko: You truly scare the crap out of me, do you know that?
Myko: As for your question, no. I am going to put it in a different story. It will be a place for all my contest entries.
Echo: What are you going to name it?
Myko: My Contest Entries.
Echo: That... is the most boring name ever. I got a better idea, make the cover image spongebob and name it something like, 'Imagination!'
Myko: Sure, I will do something like that.
Myko: Now, can we please get back to the actual story. We have been talking for a good five minutes. This is such a waste of time.
Echo: Sure, but can you make our text all colorful and make the word 'Imagination' rainbow colors.
Myko: Dear god, that is tedious. I am doing this on a phone. I would need to not only do it on browser, but also write it all by hand since I can't copy and paste.
Echo: Thanks, Myko. Also, make the word count end on 666.
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Myko stopped chatting with Echo.
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