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「吓…我今晚睇《紅白》直播喎,可唔可以聽晚先跑呀?」沉迷日本文化的中佬,在除夕坐定定睇《紅白歌合戰》的情意結,港女是無可能理解的。117Please respect copyright.PENANAVJjV4CPLXt
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「哦,聽日畀個官你做好唔好?早早哋跑完返嚟睇咪得囉!你唔好詐詐諦諦呀,戴埋隻apple watch落去,返嚟畀我睇,跑到到數為止呀。如果唔係我教唆姐姐,幫你部白色新~『Router』清潔吓。」話說老婆是家中坐館,印印就係佢個字頭(屋企單位)嘅雙花紅棍,所以老婆的說話就是硬道理。117Please respect copyright.PENANAP19O4CUA18
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我心中一寒,想起年青時這個「鄉下婆」,又是無端端在地鐵上講出「撒亞人」瀕死後,重生變強的道理…似乎這個我認為的無知少婦又在我不察覺的情況下,洞悉了Router不是Router的真相…117Please respect copyright.PENANA6KjYHUBAG3
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「哎~唔好,千祈唔好掂我部機,好貴同好難先抽到㗎~跑就跑啦…千錯萬錯都係我錯,部Router係無罪㗎。」現代女性全都是電器界的John Wick,俾佢哋掂一掂部第五代白色Router就必定極樂往生了,高手真係唔使用劍嘅,比我媽以前要用「萬劍歸宗」更高明;而姐姐更是Magneto轉生,是東南亞「起晒朵」的電子產品殺手,在家中一向是「藍威寶香氣生,電器彼岸早登」。117Please respect copyright.PENANAnFQ5JiVauD