可是考救生員,聞說水試好難喎?哈哈,對一般人來說可能好難、好辛苦,但對於日日泡在泳池被人大刑伺候的我們,所謂的水試簡直是笑話,係笑~隱~死~人嘅笑話!比跟老坑賭汽水還輕鬆,我們做直手拖和橫胸拖救法的考試時,甚至互相恥笑和鬥游得快,你估要游多遠呢?50公尺咋(一個直池)!濕碎得離譜,你想想,我比賽游50自(當然考拯溺唔是用自由式啦,用側泳鉸剪腳和背蛙),廿來秒就玩完,隨時痾篤尿時間仲耐啲,真係平日游Warm up或Cool down都多十倍八倍。不過認真的,我上拯溺課時,看見嗰啲潺仔真係游到死吓死吓,我思疑佢將來點可能救人。314Please respect copyright.PENANAjIPTG3o9p3
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讀中三那年,我已經跟泳會的友儕,柴娃娃的去上堂兼考牌,預備一俟18歲就可以開工,老媽聽到考完試有得開工,完全沒有反對,比之不准我去比賽時簡直是兩個樣。314Please respect copyright.PENANAjmOa8xe2zc
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那些年14歲已經可以去考拯溺牌,當時甚麼銅章、磁章,在沙灘考的銅十字章、銀十字章、急救證書等,統統都在兩個暑假內全部KO,後來老媽見成日要攞錢考試(考銅章200大洋、磁章250大洋,證書又要另費,還有上堂學費呢),出聲干預才沒有繼續去考Distinction,反正做暑期工都超晒班,綽綽有餘了(那些公家泳池的老屎窟,一般都是一個銅章走天涯)。314Please respect copyright.PENANAXvrpSp3JKe
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噢還有,千祈唔好畀《Baywatch》啲濕狗影集誤導了,那些年是「幾乎」沒有女救生員的,我當你有啦,都唔會有彭姑或地震妹噉嘅Cup數,FF都慳返,如果唔係人人都遇溺啦,泳池沙灘日日迫滿「窺佬、痴漢」,你諗吓佢喺後面擒攬住你,兩個漢堡包喺後面頂吓頂吓~嗚呀~仆街我日日喺泳池舉手叫救命呀,你夠我喺泳池「遇溺」的機會多咩。314Please respect copyright.PENANAbY7dCiZvJW