Me "Did you know when you die the poop comes out of your butt?"
Mom "I'm eating something brown that disgusting."
Me "Fine I'll say something not brown. Did you know what you die your piss comes out of you?"
Mom "Did you know when you give birth poop comes out as well?"
Brother "IS THAT WHY I'M BROWN?"
Me whispers in his ear "Yes when the brown babies are born they smother them in poop to add colour."
Mom "Don't tell him that! He's gonna believe it! Also no hun your sister is lying to you its because of me and dads genes."
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