Prompt:
In some way, you have been (selected/chosen/you found it on the street) given the chance to be the first human contact with an alien being. All attempts to speak to them in a language from Earth have failed. The alien has been trying to use their mental telepathy but our human brains are too simple to be able to understand it. You must use some other communication. What do they look like? How do you get the alien to speak? How do you teach it our words and ideas? What are the most difficult concepts or ideas for you to teach it? What are your first words and what does the alien sound like? Do you learn their language? What does that sound like?
Response:
Why me? Do you think I WANT to do this? Just because you smart aleck scientists cannot figure out how to speak to your little supernatural fuzzy kitten, does not mean you get to call me up during my school day, and leave me a voicemail stating that “you need some uneducated, slow children to work on a big project regarding aliens.” Come on. Do you think minors are completely brain dead? Well, you are only partly right. But anyways. That is beside the point. The point is, I am Sitting here, in this totally uncomfortable chair, and I am supposed to be working my “little kid magic”. Guess what! I am not Harry Potter! I have no magic. Send Help. And a better chair.
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Wow. I am so offended. You just told me to “stop complaining and talk to the alien.” Sure thing. I'll play some icebreakers with this ugly little - thing. And after that, we will be besties, and go get some starbucks. How do you feel about that?
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No? Fine then. Let me give you a detailed description of me working my “little kid magic”
Me: Ok kitty, lets talk.
Cat: Hissssss
Me:No? Do you understand me? How many fingers am I holding up?
Cat: Nyaaaa!
Me: Stupid cat. Don't scratch me, that hurts.
Cat: woof!
Me: Weird cat.
So. What about that? I tried. Can I go home now? Im sick of writing in this stupid notebook.
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Ugh. Are you sure this cat isn't just a normal cat? It looks pretty normal to me. Other than the barking. You really should consider re-evaluating this cat.
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Good Idea huh? Yeah. you should do it. Oh look at that. You are re-evaluating the cat.
WHOOO! FOOLED YOU! BYE SCIENTISTS!
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