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【劍三X泰貝前世】大俠，拜師不？
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By 喵芭渴死姬
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10. 楓華好基情843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqb6ayemPQW
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「咱們奔雷營的兵都是響噹噹的豪傑，我們絕不會放棄任何一個兄弟！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiNYMQNdva
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「嗯嗯！說得好！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcSsiGvZ41
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「所以，還請兩位俠士助我們一臂之力。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wSn9sDl1F
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「先……」某俠士正想開口周旋，卻被迫不及待一展身手的少俠打斷。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0SvZI09Aa
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「沒問題，要做什麼？打壞狼牙屁屁？扮鬼嚇人？還是偷下瀉藥？小爺我都很拿手唷！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhSmWTFAj0
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「請幫我們把傷兵搬回來。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6a8Aa2669z
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苗貝兒看了看周遭一個個人高馬大的壯漢士兵，再低頭瞧了瞧自己不及他們一半的身高，露出呆茫的神情。傳泰伊無奈地扶額輕嘆，小傢伙又魯莽要吃鱉了。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzlvyOKqi4
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自一個月前重逢後，兩人在平津村逗留了數日，便再次踏上闖蕩江湖之旅。苗貝兒這趟千里尋徒，做了萬全計畫，打算實踐西遊明教的承諾，雖然途間需經過戰亂地區，但他們倆皆非手無縛雞之力的平凡百姓，又有彼此相互照應，故無須憂慮。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RYyJEzeXX
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誰知，他們才到洛陽沒多久，苗貝兒無意間打聽到兩位舊識的近況，便突發奇想，堅持要去一趟楓華谷，又一路調皮折騰經過的狼牙兵營地，弄得叛軍人仰馬翻士氣大亂，因而搗蛋出名聲來，受到當地唐軍的徵召尋求協助。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjohHPPnuIv
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「徒、徒兒？」沒想到會接到自己最不擅長的苦力任務，苗貝兒立馬哭哭地朝聰明的帥徒兒投去救命眼神，可惜，傳泰伊決定要給這不聽話的小笨蛋一個教訓。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbIq1BTPeA
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「自己應的承諾，自己做。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfX931lgOVa
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「嗚嗚嗚，可是為師答應的是咱們兩人份的說。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRmKYODpca
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於是，震天殺伐聲中，一身書生儒袍卻高大有力的傳泰伊，一手一個傷兵，健步如飛，輕鬆自如，苗貝兒卻眼神已死地背著比自己高壯兩倍的大漢，步履蹣跚，欲哭無淚。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSL4u9AvRMq
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「那個……少俠……」背上的傷兵大叔忍不住開口，「幫俺抬高一點啊，這腳都埋到地下了。」 843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZCbnZVnvZ
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（有圖有真相 / 蕭寶貝是貝貝的小號）
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苗貝兒顛起只提升一咪咪的腳尖，努力告訴自己，軍人保家衛國很辛苦，他忍啊忍！843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJS3LtzbEp
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「少俠，你怎麼不動了？營地就在前方啦。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAh80aQoo0S
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苗貝兒吸了吸鼻子，努力鎮定道：「看不到路怎麼走？你先把手從我臉上拿開呀！」 843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMK0GEZSzr
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「少俠，這個俺也沒辦法，俺的手就長這麼『高』啊。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemXwiAQGou
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可惡！這歧視矮子的混蛋啊啊啊！843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYQ1I7wZ0T
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這時，一名藏劍山莊打扮的蘿莉少俠背著一盔甲士兵路過，瞧了眼苗貝兒的窘狀，發出一聲噗哧嬌笑，遂靈巧飛奔而去。未過多久，又陸續有幾名不同門派的蘿莉少俠越過他們，同樣背著傷兵，同樣輕盈敏捷，令苗貝兒納悶地定睛一看，竟見她們背上的傷兵皆嬌小玲瓏，不似他背上的那位大叔粗壯，便不禁一愣，「等等，原來你們不是每個傷兵都一樣大隻嗎？」 843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDa6shxFNZ
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傷兵大叔聞言，才突破真相道：「俺們另有一隊傷兵是專給小姑娘搬的，哎，少俠，能加快腳步不？再不趕緊點，俺又要倒回去打滾了。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuH2zidlCNy
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原來不是歧視矮子，是歧視「男」矮子，天理何在啊？嗚嗚嗚！843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWdLu9LcvK
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事後，他跟自家愛徒提起此事，竟也引來一頓恥笑。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObwsTN3pOs
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「讓你自作主張。」傳泰伊涼涼吐槽。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0PIqGUHXF
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「連徒兒都要欺負為師，為師心碎惹。」苗貝兒不依不饒地趴在桌上左右搖擺，整日的勞動讓他又累又餓，求徒兒安慰也不得順毛，心靈受創極深，實在需要……843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGhMGNX2hI
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「炒剁椒肉爪，想吃就去摘些桂花來。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFzeBEHwK1
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「喔耶！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVzjx8Rh3c
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小吃貨一掃萎靡精神，興奮地奔向最近的桂花樹，口水滴滴期待愛徒的美味料理。正埋首處理肉爪的傳泰伊，望了眼那歡快哼唱的小身影，一向清冷的面容竟浮上了溫柔的笑意。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVH3Eh4hbE0
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由東橫越過滿目瘡痍的楓華谷，剿了一路肆虐為亂的狼牙兵後，他們總算來到西境的紫源山，探望苗貝兒幼時與七秀師父在稻香村結交的兩位舊識。僅耳聞這兩人事蹟的傳泰伊，默然旁觀這場不甚順利的久別重逢。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72Fv7bvBH8
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「毛毛！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEL2MOmGMiq
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「莫大……莫雨……哥……」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09pCFyG9bg
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「毛毛，你又和我如此生份，這懸崖，難道你都忘了？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTHb3nZUtV
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「雨哥，我一日都未曾忘記過。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzZniyFHP2
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一位是舉世聞名的大俠遺子，亦是浩氣盟盟主的親傳弟子——穆玄英，小名毛毛；一位是自小患有心病、備受惡人谷谷主器用的接班人——莫雨。這對自小相識相親的好兄弟，竟於失散後有了不同的境遇，走在截然相反的道路上。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgtx2QWpk6
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相較於苗貝兒的不勝唏噓，傳泰伊卻因他們的交談而思緒飄渺。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiVlumnAXi
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「那時我們二人還是手無縛雞之力的孩童，卻被那些所謂正義的江湖人士侮辱欺負，逼著我們二人交出性命……我們吃過的苦，受過的罪，該讓那些人一一償還！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfVhbNZDZz
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「雨哥，我們好不容易才有能力保護自己珍愛的東西，又何苦用這力量去摧毀別人珍愛之物……雨哥，莫要再弄髒你的手。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡire0nBbNhB
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「殺人償命，天公地道！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66yx7VTaeW
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殺人償命，天公地道……那被留下的人呢？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusiW7FJYcZ
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「徒兒？徒兒？泰伊？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnobLlHr8b
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傳泰伊回過神，見苗貝兒於眼前跳啊跳地揮著手，便握上他的手拉至身側，「結束了？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNs31Cojw0
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「聊完了，唔，應該說是被打斷了吧。」苗貝兒理所當然地貼過去，任由傳泰伊摟著他走向拴馬處，絲毫不覺有異，「剛才真是超驚險的，謝大叔忽然半路衝出來說要殺莫雨，還好王大叔及時出現把謝大叔趕跑，不過毛毛也被謝大叔拉走了，莫雨超難過的，他們倆好不容易才相聚的說。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4kvjZCPk8
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「大叔？」傳泰伊的表情頗難以言喻。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy3EFe0wVC
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「對呀，謝淵大叔和王遺風大叔啊。」苗貝兒說完，才意識到什麼，立馬一副教育口吻道：「喔，徒兒見識不多，難怪認不出來，他們就是浩氣盟盟主和惡人谷谷主。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lz8fWg6NR
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「我知道。」傳泰伊無奈輕嘆，雖然他未行過萬里路，卻也讀過萬卷書，究竟他在小傢伙眼裡是有多不食人間煙火呢？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbpWgs1cjN
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「嘿嘿，那你知道王大叔很愛吹笛子嗎？」苗貝兒賊笑地聳起肩膀，偷覷一眼遠處正勸導莫雨的惡人谷谷主，壓低聲音說：「他的笛聲絕對會讓人終生難忘喔。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFKwl4JRu2
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看小傢伙那狡黠神情，傳泰伊便知絕不會是好話，「怎麼說？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0UerLiOAT
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「有次我受人之託，幫忙送個物件給王大叔，正好遇到有人自願加入惡人谷，王大叔他一高興，就當場吹起笛子表示歡迎，結果……」想起了當時，苗貝兒皺起一張小臉，「窩的媽啊！真是一輩子都忘不了的可怕說，嚇得我把東西扔了就跑，可憐那位大哥還跪在那哭哭不敢動呢。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBBViX00Q8
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大名鼎鼎、霸氣萬千的王大谷主竟也是個音痴？這令身為藝術殘障的傳泰伊不免嘴角失守。這時，他警覺到當事人似聽聞對話而投來一眼，便連忙握拳輕咳一聲，正色道：「對前輩不得無禮，以後莫再隨意玩笑。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxlDXjicaY
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「嗯嗯，徒兒說的是。」苗貝兒立即受教般應承，隨即更小聲說：「為師以後會認真玩笑的。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9nLksPLo9
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這皮孩子啊。傳泰伊沒輒失笑，捏了下苗貝兒的鼻子後，便牽著人騎上馬。自從他們曾在金水鎮共乘一匹馬後，小傢伙就越發頻繁地半途跳來他的馬上，久而久之， 他便索性直接兩人共乘，放另一匹馬獨自跟在後頭，省得這皮孩子老做危險事。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNmQActjoP
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忽然，苗貝兒抬頭問：「泰伊，如果我們有天也像莫雨和毛毛這般的話，你怎麼做？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzElbkRUcPX
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傳泰伊沈默了片刻，鄭重道：「我不會讓這個假設發生。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8wdbJfMFm
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「嘻，我也是。」苗貝兒往後靠在他胸前蹭了蹭，笑得好不燦爛，「不管發生什麼事，我們都不可以放棄彼此喔。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe83PXeLiGh
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這宛如互許一生的誓言，令傳泰伊揚起滿足微笑，「嗯，絕不放棄。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZYmfTPiAQ
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後記：
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莫雨和毛毛是官配CP！！！！（欸＃＃843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkV5IuoHX56
這裡只能簡略介紹一下而已，有人對他們有興趣的話，還是請玩遊戲吧OTZ843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2WHbczA09
不過，之所以穿插他們這段對話，自然是有目的的囉AWA843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpLbeqSQVj
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